superconfessional

[Thorns]

I broke up with a girl I'd been seeing for years back in May. We still talk pretty frequently and I even helped her move to Philly in August. Its her birthday tonight. She called me sunday to tell me about it and ask if I wanted to come out to do a little bar tour. I said sure. Then she told me her new guy is coming along too.

Now I'm just not sure I'm adult enough to handle the situation.

What kind of nerve do you have to have to ask the guy you dated for four years and only fairly recently broke up with to come out and watch some other dude grope you?

I think I'm gonna freak out, get shitfaced and make a fool of myself. If any Philly ppl are out in Manayunk tonite and see me feel free help the cause.

[Leonard Leroy]

Yoooo don't do it bro

family obligation just came up and you're sorry

sike! that's boring, get into a fight and fuck everything up

everything

[Caps Lock]

I think I got a case of bitchassness.

[newaesthetic]

I broke up with a girl I'd been seeing for years back in May. We still talk pretty frequently and I even helped her move to Philly in August. Its her birthday tonight. She called me sunday to tell me about it and ask if I wanted to come out to do a little bar tour. I said sure. Then she told me her new guy is coming along too.

Now I'm just not sure I'm adult enough to handle the situation.

What kind of nerve do you have to have to ask the guy you dated for four years and only fairly recently broke up with to come out and watch some other dude grope you?

I think I'm gonna freak out, get shitfaced and make a fool of myself. If any Philly ppl are out in Manayunk tonite and see me feel free help the cause.

Do what I did; I was invited out to my ex' (and her twin's) birthday thing last month. I just set up a date with a hot lifeguard chick from out of town that day instead.

Speaking of my crazy engaged ex, I had some interaction with her Wednesday. There was a job fair in Toronto for a new bar opening up that she told me about, and I had went on Tuesday to see them. Her roomie and her were supposed to go that day as well but the roomie pushed it to Wednesday. Turns out she also said no to that and my ex went downtown by herself Wednesday and got completely lost (she has no sense of direction). She called me in the middle of getting a hair cut on the verge of tears, and while I know all the advice I've been given has been to keep distance, I am the only person she knows who has knowledge of downtown Toronto, so I did the nice thing and stayed on the phone with her until she was on her proper way. I don't think that's unreasonable.

The only problem is now she's been texting me repeatedly since, being overly thankful and well, just being a bit suspicious. Fuck.

[Carl]

I couldnt close it last night.

She smoked cigs and I just couldnt bring myself to make the final move.

Im a pussy...who hates stank cig breath

[kunk75]

my wife used to smoke and i miss smoke breath.

[Carl]

this is the second time in a week I couldnt close.

im going soft...like this is really bothering me

[dunkin deeznuts]

of the girls i have been with, the smokers generally give the best head.......

[dunkin deeznuts]

this is the second time in a week I couldnt close.

im going soft...like this is really bothering me

they sell pills for this now.......

[kunk75]

^orally fixated. bad girls. death wish. makes sense.

[sistersuzie]

i like the smell of tobacco, especially in the hair, on the neck

[evisu 2000]

i came up with an ashy cigarette cologne/perfume idea like 10 years ago

not quite the same as the smell of tobacco though i guess

[sistersuzie]

maybe you should combine, tobacco + ash = cigarette n. 5 or something

[dunkin deeznuts]

i came up with an ashy cigarette cologne/perfume idea like 10 years ago

not quite the same as the smell of tobacco though i guess

thats a great idea

i still remember the smell of one of my college booty calls that would always come over after a night of drinking and smoking smelling like a hooker....

[kunk75]

why do all strippers wear the same perfume no matter where you are in the us and canada?

[sistersuzie]

yo

this is not true!

[Handlethevibe]

of the girls i have been with, the smokers generally give the best head.......

Word, all that extra phlegm.

[kunk75]

more lung butter=more ball snot

[dunkin deeznuts]

best strip clubs are in Ontario Canada...Mints and Sundowner's if they are still there

Vegas strip cluba are good as well........

Scores is over rated

Montreal strip clubs are also over rated.......

for the most strippers with C-section scars, check out Cityscape in LIC

[sistersuzie]

best strip clubs are in Ontario Canada...Mints and Sundowner's if they are still there

Vegas strip cluba are good as well........

Scores is over rated

Montreal strip clubs are also over rated.......

never been in mtl, in quebec city i went to a few and the places were cool.

[newaesthetic]

I think someone told me Sundowner's is closed up now. I could be wrong, but I remember hearing that.

[kunk75]

i like a c-section scar and a gunshot wound to the left shoulder. appendectomy scars are a bonus. ghallager's 2000 is entertaining as hell.

best strip clubs are in Ontario Canada...Mints and Sundowner's if they are still there

Vegas strip cluba are good as well........

Scores is over rated

Montreal strip clubs are also over rated.......

for the most strippers with C-section scars, check out Cityscape in LIC

[dunkin deeznuts]

I think someone told me Sundowner's is closed up now. I could be wrong, but I remember hearing that.

RIP1234567

[dino might]

theres an albino (i think) black kid at school who is the un-emaciated version of DUM. rectangle frames and all. not anywhere near as much steez though. the second i find a picture ill post up with an update

[billy.]

i saw dum's doppleganger at a reststop burger king on the parkway at 3 am. (0)

[jane]

looking thru my notebook i found a list i wrote that goes like this

'POINT'

1. tina turner

2. bats rats and weasles

3. bunnies in gowns

4. nude, black,s heer (bar-maid with techie robot men)

5. alexander wang type

wtf?? when was this?? what was this??

packing is sooo hard when youre just going away for a weekend

[cjbreed]

i like a c-section scar and a gunshot wound to the left shoulder. appendectomy scars are a bonus. ghallager's 2000 is entertaining as hell.

i recommend the clermont lounge in atlanta, ga.

i have had quite a few excellent experiences that were born from a trip to the clermont lounge...

EDIT: this was like 8-9 years ago so i have no idea what it is like now

[poly800rock]

.........................

[Guest Phrost]

1. tina turner

2. bats rats and weasles

3. bunnies in gowns

4. nude, black,s heer (bar-maid with techie robot men)

5. alexander wang type

whaaat..... really?

[ProfMonnitoff]

she get her weave done at least five times a month

she don't call em purses

bitch calls em bags

i dont know they names

i know they cost some stacks