superconfessional

[operationjake]

time permitting, i like to use go to the bathroom in a very specific way:

first, i light the candles sitting on the counter. i prefer lavender, but vanilla and others will work fine. secondly, i play some very peaceful or intricate (yet soft) music such as enya or any of the many famous classical composers. then, i open up a copy of one of the great plays of the past two-ish centuries (ranging from pygmalion or a doll's house to the crucible or even inherit the wind) and continue from where i left off. with the exception of the music, there is no noise besides the intermittent flickering of the candles and the turning pages.

this whole process is slow, peaceful and highly enjoyable. i, however, only do this in my bathroom (obviously). if the restroom at hand is public or a different private bathroom (not mine), i get in and get the fuck out as soon as possible.

[bernt]

I'm kind of annoyed with my girlfriend, so I went to the art store to buy something as retail therapy (no homo). I copped a calligraphy set since I'm always fucking with ink and I figured it would be a natural progression. Now I'm just sitting here with this pen and ink in front of me and I am sort of intimidated by it.

[mrip]

do you slip a finger in your anus while you are at it?

[↓ Is The New ↑]

im premeditating a no call-no show tonight.

I say go for it, I've done that about 3 times already... still no write-up... Haha.

[kyo]

his msn's personal msg is like "i love you...if you run...then i'll run with you."

Sounds like your friend has a serious case of bitchassness.

[minou]

^tell me about it. its so fucken hard to put some sense into him.

[dino might]

i need to stop drinking so much

^didnt even phase me :'[ it not very cost-efficient anymore

[NatseOklim]

Dude, it's a light beer, it's not meant to phase you!

[Vs Toto]

i need to stop drinking so much

^didnt even phase me :'[ it not very cost-efficient anymore

yo i'm gonna mail you some Labbatt. $3.50 CAD for a 40 of 10.1%

[NatseOklim]

I've had US brewed Labbatt but a Canadian told me it was much weaker.

[dino might]

still son. a summer ago id still feel SOMETHING after my own 6 pack

[High Monika]

I had a really fucking great night. Stupid law school function, got blasted by 9pm. took a nap in my car and rallied. Got ridiculous amounts of compliments from styling on everyone. Found a cheap Belgian ale at my favorite bar that is basically a superb version of Newcastle for half the price. Drank a lot more and kept it level enough to drive to the best pizza joint in town with friends. Help break up a fight and continue to get random compliments. Take a friend home who told his girlfriend (he'd wanted to break up with for a year) to fuck off.

At this point I direct my confession to Chronoaug and Leeeeeeroy!. Ran into a one legged tattoo artist. I hear him mention Futurama. We get into a great conversation and he offers me a half sleeve of Bender for $100. My friends suggest Bender flying out of robot hell with Fry and Leela. In the background I want "I don't regret this. But I both Rue and Lament it." I will gladly give up jawns for this.

A fucking incredible night.

[Fookums]

you better have gotten that Bender tattoo.

[High Monika]

I haven't yet. We're on our honor that I'm getting it later (shop was shut down at 230 am, surprise).

[freecat]

i got banned from lookbook...

[timber]

I meant to wake up at 4am to bid on an amazing pair of Ann D boots but my dumb alarm was wimpy and faint and only rang for thirty seconds. nooooooooooo

[wesc]

i got banned from lookbook...

what ? howd you manage that ? posted up some inappropriate fits ?

[chronoaug]

I had a really fucking great night. Stupid law school function, got blasted by 9pm. took a nap in my car and rallied. Got ridiculous amounts of compliments from styling on everyone. Found a cheap Belgian ale at my favorite bar that is basically a superb version of Newcastle for half the price. Drank a lot more and kept it level enough to drive to the best pizza joint in town with friends. Help break up a fight and continue to get random compliments. Take a friend home who told his girlfriend (he'd wanted to break up with for a year) to fuck off.

At this point I direct my confession to Chronoaug and Leeeeeeroy!. Ran into a one legged tattoo artist. I hear him mention Futurama. We get into a great conversation and he offers me a half sleeve of Bender for $100. My friends suggest Bender flying out of robot hell with Fry and Leela. In the background I want "I don't regret this. But I both Rue and Lament it." I will gladly give up jawns for this.

A fucking incredible night.

Haha. Did you do it? My dream has always been dragon hands. I want my entire arm to be the body of a dragon, and his head to be my hands. My palm would be the mouth, with tongue and stuff breathing some fire. The top of my hand would have his nostrils and eyes, and each finger would be a fang. His body would slither up my arm. It would be amazing. Either that or a cartoon dragon just shredding on a guitar, breathing fire onto it. Would be bad ass.

My roomate who likes tattoos (but gay ones that have "meaning" to him or some bullshit) keeps telling me to get one. I don't know if i would but if i did, it'd probably be a small drawing of a moogle from ffvi or something on my upper arm. I wouldn't regret it.

[NatseOklim]

I was planning to get a tattoo for my 30th birthday, both bones of the forearm tattooed on the inside of my arm in a Victorian etching style. Probably gonna be more like January or February now though.

[freecat]

what ? howd you manage that ? posted up some inappropriate fits ?

nah, never posted a fit.

well, more than half of my comments were deleted a few hours after i wrote them.... and yesterday i told a lil bitch to enjoy his shitty life after writing him a long paragraph in french saying he should stop dressing for halloween or things like that.

stupid lookbook, it's like a authoritiarian country were only good things can be told to people or you get send to the gulag or to build bridges in siberia.

[spacemanvt]

i booze too much

ugh

[Guest ALLCAPITALLETTERS]

i need to stop drinking so much

^didnt even phase me :'[ it not very cost-efficient anymore

i know you didnt pay for that

[chronoaug]

dino- did you guys play wisest wizard or something or just stacking cans?

[TransparentCranium]

i booze too much at work

ugh

[bouwnt]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

get outta here...

[dino might]

i know you didnt pay for that

i didnt buy those in particular but not all my booze is free

dino- did you guys play wisest wizard or something or just stacking cans?

just felt like stacking cans

[salaryman]

should've drank tall boys like your friend.

[TokenIndianKid]

after never really being a very emotional person towards females

i had been pretty involved with this one indian girl here at school and went soft and shit because i really, really thought she was diggin me...well long story short as it didnt play out once i told her how i felt and all that shit because

"she wasnt ready for a relationship with anyone right now, and wanted to enjoy the single life"

so i figured that was cool, why would she lie to me about something like that right?

wow i was fucked up wrong on that one, went out for a dinner party last night for a mutual friend and she came on the arm of some fucking douchebag (refer to http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)

so this happened at around 930pm and i was already shitfaced by 830pm. So knowing my good sense of judgement (or lack thereof) i started being rude to her date which eventually resulted in a verbal altercation followed by a fist fight

and i had the pleasure of being "that guy" who ruined the evening by starting a fight

it was beautiful.

[timber]

i haven't gone to bed before 4 am in so long

I thought I would stay up but I was insanely tired from no-sleep midterm week.

Then I was having this really REALLY stupid dream about colourizing a photo and there was this really large woman with a red dress being held down on a dentist table while there was this photoshop tutorial going on, taking the colour in and out of her dress while she tried to escape, when suddenly I bolted awake and saw the time: 7AM.

[Servo2000]

Then I was having this really REALLY stupid dream about colourizing a photo and there was this really large woman with a red dress being held down on a dentist table while there was this photoshop tutorial going on, taking the colour in and out of her dress while she tried to escape, when suddenly I bolted awake and saw the time: 7AM.

I've definitely had similar reality-meets-photoshop dreams.