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i'm going back to sleep even though it's 1.35pm.

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Last night we went half-drunk to this downtempo house club, winq started dancing and killed it, everyone in the club pretty much just stopped dancing to watch, and within 3 minutes of me being there some pretty cute girl with huge tits walked over to me, grabbed my face when I was off guard, and started making out with me. We went to a love hotel within like 5 minutes, I had time to drink 2 gin and tonics, the first I downed while standing there and the second I downed while she made out with me. Planted my seed and I bounced out, came back home so I could spend the night with my roommates, whom I like more, HAHA.

Today the girl I like in my class took me outside and we talked about her coming over to play Wii Tennis. Then she bounced out without a word right after class ended. :(

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I'll vouch for this ^. within 3 minutes that girl was on his lap.

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everyone in my class is mad shy and peasant as hell.

hk girl I thought was cute on first day was a fluke

total suckass steez now and her friends are mad uggs

everyone else doesn't exist.

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im having a new revelation everyday

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Last night we went half-drunk to this downtempo house club, winq started dancing and killed it, everyone in the club pretty much just stopped dancing to watch, and within 3 minutes of me being there some pretty cute girl with huge tits walked over to me, grabbed my face when I was off guard, and started making out with me. We went to a love hotel within like 5 minutes, I had time to drink 2 gin and tonics, the first I downed while standing there and the second I downed while she made out with me. Planted my seed and I bounced out, came back home so I could spend the night with my roommates, whom I like more, HAHA.

Today the girl I like in my class took me outside and we talked about her coming over to play Wii Tennis. Then she bounced out without a word right after class ended. :(

Very impressive. I have a Wii AND kittens at my house. They are perfect for girls wanting to come over. Don't even have to suggest it.

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so i had a sorta date with this chick who lives nearby(my fucking town is an asian wasteland)...shes a fuckin baker, mad cute, totally punk but not, into noise and street punk and shit...she gets compliments of the chef a lot cause her mom is legit...kinda feelin her tbh...shes a little crazy though mad drugs and depression shit...

but right after i get a text from HER. oh fuck...

i just wanna find the one and escape to the countryside and make art and babies and fresh produce...sigh...

awww you know we are made for each other, just stop looking and escape with me <3

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jeepster that looks nice. maybe we can make make smores and sing in front of a bonfire?

no firepit, but we can build one in the back-backyard.

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WHEN WILL I REALIZE IT IS NEVER A LOGICAL IDEA TO THINK IT IS OKAY TO GIVE MYSELF A HAIRCUT WHILE/DURING INEBRIATION AND VARIOUS DRUGS.

Fuck

my life.

and I got hives.

cos I hate so MUCH.

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I really want to have a lesbian experience b4 im 30...like really!! but i dont know how to go about doing it...P.S. Am i gay?

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My right eye has been really red and irritated for the past 2 days.

I visited my doctor today and I found out that I have 2 abrasions on my cornea.

I have a followup at the opthalmologist tomorrow. I hope I don't have to wear some sort of gnarly eyepatch or anything (not a good look) :(

I had a scratched cornea last march. no biggie, I just couldn't wear contacts for like 2 months and I had to use a bunch of eyedrops and shit every day.

come to think of it I think an eyepatch would've been pretty awesome to wear.

you should wear one.

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JJ: I do not know you nor will I pretend to. However from pictures I have seen I can honestly say an eyepatch on you makes perfect sense. Something tells me you would remind me of a TV or comic character but it's not coming to mind. Please acquire said eyepatch when Margiela or RO lose their mind and create one out of overdyed black lambskin or virgin hymens.

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That's cool

I am switching host families tomorrow.

I just asked my host mother why my local coordinator told my parents (while explainign why I was changing families) that I came to France for a boyfriend.

Then I started crying and ran to my room.

this is such a wear and tear on my emotional state which is already really unstable right now.

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