superconfessional

[Thorns]

I spent today researching my ancestor who I was named after and I netflix'd the movie about his life. (Steve Mcqueen plays me).

[lowrider]

I'm so fucking anal that I keep a journal of how often I wear my jeans and when I wash them so I can stick to a 30 day wear then wash rotation.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

I don't indentify as straightedge anymore blah etc ad nauseum.

remember that joke?

how many sXe kids does it take to drink a 6pack?

One, if none of his friends are around.

[Darkadious]

ive been posting on hypebeast lately.

you think the dickriding here is bad, you should go over there. im convinced that if a handful of posters here went over there we could take it over and change the entire direction of the forums... i mean fuck, i could probably convinvce them to make me a mod now.

we were doing that with just 3-5 posters a while ago.

oh, and i have an anger problem.

[johnnay]

i just went to a high school party. im a sophomore in college.

i was turned on by some girl dancing aroudn in her wifebeater and panties.

i feel like i should go to jail

[superdupersang]

this one is for onemancult (and canadians)

[mrip]

Is that Avril? She is looking kinda hot.

[Pogi]

^Yes it is Avril.

And she is looking so great right now.

[Thorns]

Wow. I seriously remember when that chick was beat.

[seraphim]

oh yeah, that's the hottness right there.

it's all makeup and lighting.

[Thorns]

How come I can only wake up early when I was drunk the night before? When I pass out as opposed to fall asleep, for some reason I simply don't need as much time.

For instance its 9:50 a.m. right now, I have a pounding headache and I know I wouldn't have woken up if not for it.

[Double D]

Alcohol disrupts your sleep cycles. Same shit happens to my girlfriend, which is annoying as hell as I sleep like a log when I'm pissed, only to get woken up by her at 9am.

[canice]

i'm convinced i'm invincible. after totally screwing up a job interview last week, i got an email yesterday saying i was hired. and i monumentally slacked off in school this semester but have ended up with an A in one class and all around B's everywhere else.

i rule.

but also afraid that one day this bubble is going to burst and people will realize i am a horrible, awful sham and all my good luck will go away.

[Corbin Law]

ive kept my chillness for 1200 odd posts

i am caring less about it all, i sort of gave up on editing posts

wondering what others think sometimes

and just posting the first shit taht coems to my head.

[Thorns]

I'm probably not the only one that does this, but I try to read ppls posts in the accent I imagine they have.

[mis]

youre the only one...

[Dick Danger]

I've been saying kPa over and over and over and over, people on the bus were giving me very strange looks.

[mis]

Kilo pascal?

[Ahlvahroe]

so on saturday i usually watch my nephew, and he is kinda sick so he is laying on the couch watching cartoons. the thing that sucks is they are having a captain planet marathon, and captain planet is so LAME, and when he is sick he is hard to convince to do anything so i am stuck watching captain planet.

[prima]

so on saturday i usually watch my nephew, and he is kinda sick so he is laying on the couch watching cartoons. the thing that sucks is they are having a captain planet marathon, and captain planet is so LAME, and when he is sick he is hard to convince to do anything so i am stuck watching captain planet.

its all about the centurians. man and machine, power xtreme.

[corned beef]

I remember hating this mother fucker as a little kid. What a fucktard. What a bitch.

"HEART!!!!!"

[canice]

i'm convinced i'm invincible. after totally screwing up a job interview last week, i got an email yesterday saying i was hired. and i monumentally slacked off in school this semester but have ended up with an A in one class and all around B's everywhere else.

i rule.

but also afraid that one day this bubble is going to burst and people will realize i am a horrible, awful sham and all my good luck will go away.

DID ITSMEJT ACTUALLY JUST NEG REP ME FOR THIS POST?

[fndmybetterhalf]

I remember hating this mother fucker as a little kid. What a fucktard. What a bitch.

"HEART!!!!!"

where can i cop those kicks?!

[Dick Danger]

Kilo pascal?

I looked at a car and on the placard inside the door jam the tire pressure was listed in kPa. I thought that was kinda odd. But I spent most of last weeking picking drums for a disposal project so it seemed to fit after a while.

[onemancult]

i nutted in my girl's mouth on friday night instead of going to some shitty guido club with her friend who i insisted she should try to reconcile with after their friendship seemed to be going down the tubes.

fuck friendship.

[mojinho]

johnnay, there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about those younger than you as long as you don't ACT on it. (although in all seriousness if you're a sophomore you're like 20, and if you fantasize about people younger than 15, well, that's a little weird). but over 15 is OK, i say.

and the rest of you dudes, avril is totally hot if i weren't queer i'd totally do her. way to get a makeover, huh? i'm so glad she dropped that tired angsty shit.

[Carl]

i nutted in my girl's mouth on friday night instead of going to some shitty guido club with her friend who i insisted she should try to reconcile with after their friendship seemed to be going down the tubes.

fuck friendship.

[Thorns]

wow. a carlfist. I haven't seen one of those in quite a while.

[johnnay]

johnnay, there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about those younger than you as long as you don't ACT on it. (although in all seriousness if you're a sophomore you're like 20, and if you fantasize about people younger than 15, well, that's a little weird). but over 15 is OK, i say.

and the rest of you dudes, avril is totally hot if i weren't queer i'd totally do her. way to get a makeover, huh? i'm so glad she dropped that tired angsty shit.

she was 17....so yeah. im goood!

[Guest DUM]

Oh, pffft, you're good.