superconfessional

[dismalfuture]

you are white (and your boss is likely too, presumably), so being late is much worse than a convincing sick call.

[dismalfuture]

In fact, being on time, is just as bad as being late. If you're not early you may have trouble convincing others you are actually caucasian.

[Egpt]

So far every doctor I've had/seen has been a screw up or an asshole or a "I can't believe he passed the mcat" except for my oncologist, who is excellent, love him but he isn't a general practioner.

I hate doctors/dentists.

Anyways my jaw has finally gotten so bad that I'm going to have to see a doctor (in approx) 3 hrs. I wake up every 4 hrs cos the pain killer wears off and I can't sleep its effing throbbing.

Its a new one that's suppose to be good (where have I heard this before) but I can't avoid it anymore.

I'm kinda scared

*goes and pops in pain killers*

Good night

my sister is a really good doctor, i would help you if i could . stop with the fucking painkillers too, if you're in pain something is wrong and painkillers won't make it go away, they're just covering the pain and possibly making your initial problem even worse. not to mention the addiction that may come along with their use ...

[knucks]

dismal you are an angry person.

so instead of drinking a 40 i ended up drinking 2 and 6 or 7 shots of vodka and then rode my bike home

[dolly]

I hope your looking forward to the crazy all-too-real dreams that medicine gives you... and as far as yellow skin, only if you go in the sun -

gah...it might be hard to avoid the sun as the reason im taking these is because i'll be in africa...noooo

[mrip]

mrip enjoys white man soy milk, and as such, enjoys cereal with his vanilla silk. someone slap that desi.

i get that plain organic soymilk

KIRKLAND SIGNATURE SON

[dismalfuture]

dismal you are an angry person.

so instead of drinking a 40 i ended up drinking 2 and 6 or 7 shots of vodka and then rode my bike home

This thread is for closers only!

[dismalfuture]

but seriously, maybe you should talk to jeepster on AIM. Or maybe just yourself. If you choose jeepster, he will remind you he is 6'7" or a big person, depending on tally count.

[m1sterko]

i've had 4 hours and some few mins of sleep.

and i have a 6 hour shift. fuccccccccccccck

asdfadsfasdf as

[knucks]

but seriously, maybe you should talk to jeepster on AIM. Or maybe just yourself. If you choose jeepster, he will remind you he is 6'7" or a big person, depending on tally count.

Bro, I don't know what the FUCK you are talking about. Stop doing drugs.

[destructodisk]

so what I ended up doing was showing up horrendously late and telling my supervisors that I was throwing up on the highway and just wanted to let them know in person that I wouldn't make it in. so I got off at like 7am today. WORD

[wesc]

haha you did a mix of both showing up late and pretending to be sick. nice compromise.

anyways...

I had a pb and j for lunch but now im craving some friend chicken but my attempts to lose weight is preventing me from doing so even those i had korean food last night and cheeseburgers 2 nights ago. my diet is going horribly. i hate myself. but i love burgers. frick.

[cjbreed]

i want to get married at a waffle house

URfuZGIGO8g

[timber]

Ah, I just found out even though I took English AP in high school I have to go in and do a placement test for my college. I really, really am awful at sit down tests when it comes to English. In school I was getting excellent grades for the entire semester until the exam, which I bombed.

They're probably going to put me with the ESL students...

[evisu 2000]

what's wrong with ESL students? is timber a racist????????????????????? which school are you going to again, cap? i think even if you were in the regular classes it would feel like an ESL class there... (or any school in vancouver!)

[broneck]

Ah, I just found out even though I took English AP in high school I have to go in and do a placement test for my college. I really, really am awful at sit down tests when it comes to English. In school I was getting excellent grades for the entire semester until the exam, which I bombed.

They're probably going to put me with the ESL students...

what school are you going to that requires placement exams?

[timber]

I'm no racist!

You're right about Vancouver, but I envision a future where I'll be re-learning English with people that can already speak two or three languages. I also might be wearing a dunce cap while in class.

what school are you going to that requires placement exams?

I'm going into Capilano College/University (it just changed into a uni). I just have to do the regular ol' English 100 while I do my fine arts major.

[comaeternal]

ok so im about to go eat with one of my friends pretty soon at olive garden. She considers me her best friend and says all this stuff about us. Like all this best friend shit. I told her clearly im not looking for a relationship and that were only friends. I wouldn't date her because shes on the bigger side and I'm not interested. Am I thinking too much about this whole situation or what?

[ImRatherUnique]

^^^^^well judging from what you said all i can tell you is that i doubt unlimited salad and breadsticks is going to help your cause

[mrip]

sometimes joey formals fits give me a boner

[fadingblue]

I cant wait till the new season of Gossip Girl starts

[jimmyc]

I never neg repped anyone on here until today and I did it twice. WTF?

I didn't even neg that douchebag that threatened to come to my house and kill me.

[jeepster]

I cant wait till the new season of Gossip Girl starts

I have a friend who is a reoccuring extra on that show.

he is a douche, needless to say.

[JackPhotography]

I never neg repped anyone on here until today and I did it twice. WTF?

I didn't even neg that douchebag that threatened to come to my house and kill me.

you negged famous didnt you

[jimmyc]

you negged famous didnt you

no

[m1sterko]

work was great today. lotta customersssss.

now i need more hours

[jeepster]

I got a nice $500 paycheck today with an added tip. Then I remembered it was $500 for 2 weeks of work, 8 hours 15 minutes a day. Fuck.

Oh yeah, that was plus working an extra four hours on a saturday morning.

cool.

[arem]

I am stuck at work waiting for the retoucher to send me the photos of fucking Tim McGraw I need to finish this layout instead of drinking bourbon like I'm supposed to be right now. Not happy.

[jeepster]

but seriously, maybe you should talk to jeepster on AIM. Or maybe just yourself. If you choose jeepster, he will remind you he is 6'7" or a big person, depending on tally count.

yes.

no

wait, what?

fuck, knucks, just go corral some cwg's. im'ing me would be a waste.

dismal, for shame, i thought you were keeping tally.

[larssss]

i am a fool of the highest caliber when it comes to women