superconfessional

[Mr Waffles]

i want to fuck someone over the age of 30.

hopefully a woman

[cheep]

i want to fuck someone over the age of 30.

hopefully a woman

go for it... its great. usually by that time a woman has more control of her keigals and can do all kinds of tricks with her pussy.

[Guest DUM]

this speech program is answering my question on how to pronounce people's usernames.

I was right it is [kick-silf] but [see-mer-ski] is weird.

[jayrock]

I didn't feel right posting this in the recent purchases thread, so I'll say it here:

finally purchased my ski pass!

BOOYAH

a-basin bonus pass: unlimited riding at a-basin

+5 days at breckenridge/keystone

+1 day at vail/beaver creek

+1 day unguided at silverton mountain

=$309

[evisu 2000]

wow, chicken you moved?

funny because i wanted to do the opposite. i finally made it out east but unfortunately may have to go back. ]`:

west coast is for busters, imo. (5)

[Guest DUM]

Chicken, why not WA dammit. Did ms.miz's sister come too?

Say yes, first Carl now you. Don't bring your girlfriend to sufu meet if you don't think it will last. It only confuses me more.

[Chicken]

poly, just out of curiosity, what type of job are you looking for?

my gf and i are happily in LA right now. seattle might be another stop sometime in the future.

[Guest DUM]

Good.

But, you know Lacey is closer. Just saying...that extra hour of driving could be better spent hanging out at wal-mart or stealing bubble tea.

[Guest supernoob]

LA

we love it!

I LOOOOOVE LLLAAAAAA.

IN NY ALL THE PPL R DRESSL YK MONKEYZ

LA GUYZ

WE LUV EM

[ProfMonnitoff]

fuck this text to speech shit it said i didnt have some microsoft shit installed, so i installed that, rebooted, and now it still says i dont have it installed

[Guest DUM]

to taunt you I had my narrator ho read that aloud to me. then I made her laugh at you.

[destructodisk]

supernoob's post up there was read to me like:

I LOOOOLAAAOOOO

In New York all the P-P-L are D-R-E-S-S-L ick monkeys

Louisiana, guys

we love M

[Analog]

Damn it.

[Guest DUM]

I will try to combine the funny things the reader says into one post.

ware 2 cop supleeeeme and arife....nigga buy me a fuggin mooncake or I will put hole in ppl's brains like blaow blaow nucka blaow blaow all up in his face and shit. vroom vroooom fayst lyk a nascar. I'm a tight pants wearing ass nigga.......BLAOW. sidney lo. kixslf. e peen. booooosh. kiya babzani self edige 7 nigga. +++supreme, dior 19cm mij, vans. asian black at comp.jpg. stop snitchin. informant.

I hope this turns out funny

[sidneylo]

I hope this turns out funny

:|

Internet joke suck.

[Guest DUM]

how do I type sidneylo BWOOSHH sound to make it say it, it pronounces blaow correctly.

[branespload]

Blay-oh?

10chars

[destructodisk]

BLAOW BLAow NUKKA BLAOW is fucking funny as hell.

Try this one:

faeyst like a nascar nascar ghostride tha whip momma imma get on this tv momma get from round me ho now supersoak that roosevelt and crank that aquaman all day errday blaow nucca blaow blaow hollow tip bulletz dont die nigga they multiply

[Guest DUM]

nah it says blaow right. but sidneylo sounds more like PBKSHHOOOOSHH and that just doesn't compute.

[destructodisk]

Mine says sidneylo just fine.

even SKIDKNEEROO

[Guest DUM]

nah not sidneylo, I mean his signature sound, complete with hand explosion.

[junglejane]

I have ended my lifelong nike ban with some all white blazer mids. I haop they work on me.

[keagan]

Im wearing diesel fuel for life for women.

Which I took from a woman yesternight.

Because it smells awesome

it smells awesome

awesome smells

like vaginahay smells

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[keagan]

that all i want out of another person.

awesome smells

and a warm face

vaginahay

[Egpt]

is vaginahay a particular type of vagina?

if yes, which features make them distinguishable from regular vaginas?

[Double D]

I have ended my lifelong nike ban with some all white blazer mids. I haop they work on me.

Hooray for girls in Blazer Mids, for they are the ultimate fucking hotness.

[Egpt]

i have been watching this MM knit piece which has an awesome fabric but is insanely overpriced, and it is failing to move off shelves, so i am eagerly awaiting it to drop to 50% off so i can coopppp

[Egpt]

I have ended my lifelong nike ban with some all white blazer mids. I haop they work on me.

good choice, glad u didn't get the dunks.

thank you egpt

egpt

[Double D]

Im wearing diesel fuel for life for women.

Which I took from a woman yesternight.

Because it smells awesome

Eh, the men's is better on account of the fact that it smells like sambuca.

[Guest DUM]

my hip bones only show a little bit. keagan yours show, right?