superconfessional

[TopVillain]

.....................................................stoopz!

[ghostdeini]

pretty sure I have strep throat... I need antibiotics:(

[JonathanFrom508]

pretty sure I have strep throat... I need antibiotics:(

me too what a coinkidink

[yuljo]

Go for it and say you're in pain. They'll probably prescribe Tylenol 3s.

[fadingblue]

i was with some girl today and she was giving me head, but it was in the middle of the day behind these bushes and really nobody could see but then this dog started barking at us and then it left and then the owner came and she saw us and she like freaked out. we both just like froze and didnt know what to do.

[Handlethevibe]

we both just like froze and didnt know what to do.

Wake up ?

[Egpt]

i was with some girl today and she was giving me head, but it was in the middle of the day behind these bushes and really nobody could see but then this dog started barking at us and then it left and then the owner came and she saw us and she like freaked out. we both just like froze and didnt know what to do.

you are a fucking retard with no manners whatsoever, you shouldn't have frozen, you should have asked her if she wanted some dick too

[Guest supernoob]

ay gimme her mysepace fadinbloo

[fadingblue]

^^shes that one girl i sent you pics of, remember?

[Guest supernoob]

oh yea hahahahahah nice.

[Darkadious]

my boxes are going to start invading my posts soon

[ProfMonnitoff]

digitalism are playing in birmingham 2 hours after my plane to vienna leaves. i dont think ive been this pissed off in ages. first world problems bitch.

[Guest DUM]

I really didn't 'get' why people liked unknown pleasures..I downloaded it and sounded like shit. Much later, I found out that the shit I downloaded was mad low quality so I found it at 256kbps and I swear there are sounds here that I didnt even hear before...weird. Usually low quality shit I have just has shitty bass and sharp vocals or something.

I like it so far, but I'll always like frute swagz vocals over the monotone-y shit.

on a similar note, once my mom bought a bootleg Cher cassette(cheaaa we still used ours) when we were in Sicily. It ended up being someone else singing the songs, not too well either.

[Egpt]

on a similar note, once my mom bought a bootleg Cher cassette(cheaaa we still used ours) when we were in Sicily. It ended up being someone else singing the songs, not too well either.

WAS IT SOME MAFIA DUDE SINGING CHER!?!?

[Guest DUM]

I'm pretty sure it was a dude, which I guess makes sense with her voice.

[Guest DUM]

Man, sicily was awesome. The fact that if you had 4-5 people and a baseball bat (or maybe just looked scary) you could take over a parking lot and make people pay to park there so you can 'watch' their cars.

Though I think most of them time they would've kicked someones ass for fucking with one of the cars or atleast I'd like to hope they would.

[Egpt]

Man, sicily was awesome. The fact that if you had 4-5 people and a baseball bat (or maybe just looked scary) you could take over a parking lot and make people pay to park there so you can 'watch' their cars.

You know you couldn't pull that off with your zebra A77 on!

[Halifamous]

I was on the subway tonight and these two girls and a guy got on. They kept looking at me and whispering to each other.

So after like a minute I called them out. I asked them "what are you guys talking about".

So the guy says: "they think you're really cute, and we all think you'd be perfect work at our store".

Now they were all dressed up reasonably nicely, a little corny, loose fits, but better than most people on public transit.

Then he says: "We'd just have to do SOMETHING about your style, and your haircut."

So I was kind of amused, I just finished (ahem, got fired from) working at a really high end clothing store, Robert Geller, Comme Des Garcons, Corpus etc. etc. so I asked what store they were from.

"Abercrombie and Fitch"

I started laughing my face off, and got off the train at my stop.

[chrisj]

I was on the subway tonight and these two girls and a guy got on. They kept looking at me and whispering to each other.

So after like a minute I called them out. I asked them "what are you guys talking about".

So the guy says: "they think you're really cute, and we all think you'd be perfect work at our store".

Now they were all dressed up reasonably nicely, a little corny, loose fits, but better than most people on public transit.

Then he says: "We'd just have to do SOMETHING about your style, and your haircut."

So I was kind of amused, I just finished (ahem, got fired from) working at a really high end clothing store, Robert Geller, Comme Des Garcons, Corpus etc. etc. so I asked what store they were from.

"Abercrombie and Fitch"

I started laughing my face off, and got off the train at my stop.

hahahahahaha ^^^

[ouss]

hahahahahaha ^^^

+1

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[st_]

I just finished (ahem, got fired from)

funny story, but why'd you get fired?

[fadingblue]

i want to buy leather and stuff so i can be like corter

it looks fun

seems kind of a big invesment at first, considering i have no (read $2) money, so 70-80 dollars is a lot right now, but i think im gonna go for it and make wallets and sell them and make more money to cover the initial cost and then yeaaa...

im also applying for a job at bestbuy so thatll help with covering the initial cost =)

[Egpt]

well, at least they are getting a paycheck at the end of each month and aren't unemployed

I was on the subway tonight and these two girls and a guy got on. They kept looking at me and whispering to each other.

So after like a minute I called them out. I asked them "what are you guys talking about".

So the guy says: "they think you're really cute, and we all think you'd be perfect work at our store".

Now they were all dressed up reasonably nicely, a little corny, loose fits, but better than most people on public transit.

Then he says: "We'd just have to do SOMETHING about your style, and your haircut."

So I was kind of amused, I just finished (ahem, got fired from) working at a really high end clothing store, Robert Geller, Comme Des Garcons, Corpus etc. etc. so I asked what store they were from.

"Abercrombie and Fitch"

I started laughing my face off, and got off the train at my stop.

[Guest]

yea but saying "whats up bro?" .. to everyone who comes in the store would fucking suck

oh yea confession , ... uhhhh wearing the same thing pretty much every day this week

[broneck]

i went to my favourite bar last night and for some reason "you shook me all night long" came on, and we were fucking mortified. If I wanted to hear that shit I'd go to a campus bar. So I rolled up to the dj and lambasted his ass for it. he promised to play me something good to make up for allowing AC/DC to be played in the bar. the next song came on, some cool knife remix, and the MC of the live to air show they did busts out "This one's dedicated to Matt Clopek, STEALER OF INNOCENCE"...

i was fucking shouted out as the stealer of innocence on the radio.

[Guest]

i commend you

[Halifamous]

funny story, but why'd you get fired?

I hate retail, and it showed.

well, at least they are getting a paycheck at the end of each month and aren't unemployed

Why you gotta be a bitch.

I GOT a JOB ma'fucka.

[Egpt]

Man, you were just way too harsh with us, my 2 girl-friends were saying "hey that dude is cute, he must play basketball or something for sure, we should ask him for an autograph",and then the situation evolved like you described, you didn't need to laugh at us just cuz we work at Abercrombie, that's racist!!!!!!!!!

[Halifamous]

Man, you were just way too harsh with us, my 2 girl-friends were saying "hey that dude is cute, he must play basketball or something for sure, we should ask him for an autograph",and then the situation evolved like you described, you didn't need to laugh at us just cuz we work at Abercrombie, that's racist!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't really laughing at them, so much as at the situation.

Okay, I was laughing at them a bit. Not because of Abercrombie so much, since they actually had decent style, but at the fact that they actually couldn't recognize anything beyond the confines of their store/scene.

Also laughing at myself because what I was wearing was worth over a grand, and yet, to them, it was actually DETRACTING from my attractiveness.

[Egpt]

Also laughing at myself because what I was wearing was worth over a grand, and yet, to them, it was actually DETRACTING from my attractiveness.

well, it's funny because i have thought about that quite a few times. most people who aren't into fashion as a whole, tend to despise/dislike everything that does not fall into their personal style, which imo makes them way more pretentious than most people on this board who have an eye and taste for (good) diversity, and yet, other people tend to think we (who spend an above reasonable money on clothing) are the ones who are pretentious.