superconfessional

[mellowbonsai]

[fadingblue]

just got my april77s

i like them

=)

[broneck]

Well fuck, all my ex's/rejects get hotter after we break up.

it's an optical illusion designed to fuck with your penis

[jayrock]

I love how the worst WAYWT has nearly twice as many replies as the best WAYWT

[Guest suckdick]

hi...

i gambled and lost...so bad...fuck...fuck...

i won't do it again...

bye...

[broneck]

i feel the way enatoka posts

[Charlie Delta]

This thread has gone to shits!

Seriously!!!

[broneck]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US COTTON

huh?

[Ichigo100%]

Maybe it's just me, but sufu as of late has been getting pretty bland/boring..

edit: Also i havent been to one single Toronto Meetup yet, its embarassing.. such a busy schedule that ive had lately, perhaps i'll make it up before i return to school..

[Guest MoneyTuff69]

ever since trouser KING cobra got banned

rest in peace homie

[Corbin Law]

my english teacher is expecting me to shit out a massive cultural criticism paper that will hopefully dominate a bunch of writing contests.

but im like fuck that. im gonna write about the beauty and mystery of the mustache.

staying true.

[keagan]

wow, i just glanced at my ex's myspace page and she looks like some scary ass goth chick. cornywhitegirl ftw!

linkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

[artificialsky]

linkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

keagan has smelled blood.

[soraanaam]

god damn it you fucking guys, im gonna keep this short

DIE.

BITCH i just took your second red box away

[Guest jmatsu]

^neg rep for that.

[red]

Despite spending a number of hours in Professor Roger's office on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays; I still need to be in Mary-Beth's office on Tuesdays and Thursdays to actually do some real work. I found that I was spending so much time in her office that I got a sleeping bag to sometimes take a nap in the office. Being a slight sleeper, I awoke one afternoon when someone opened the lights to the office and I heard some whispers. I was behind the loveseat and when I took a peek, I got the surprise of my life as I saw Mary-Beth Rogers kissing another graduate student; but the thing that was surprising was that the other grad student was Corrine Davis. Both women were pulling each other's clothing while they continued to kiss, they finally paused to take off their bra and panties.

Once the two women were nude, Mary-Beth stretched out on the carpeted floor with Corrine climbing on top. And while Mary-Beth and Corrine appeared to be enjoying themselves, as they licked and finger-fucked each other; Mary-Beth pushed Corrine off and took something out of her purse. I was more than a little surprised to see that it was a 12-inch pink double-headed dildo, as Mary-Beth immediately sucked on one end and motioned for Corrine Davis to do the same with the other end. After they had sucked on the dildo for a couple of minutes and warmed it with their hands and mouths; Mary-Beth spread her legs before pushing the dildo which she had been sucking into her pussy while Corrine impaled herself on the other end.

This was the most erotic thing that I had ever witnessed and as much of the lesbian lovemaking that I could stand, as I wiggled out of my clothing and with my penis at a full erection; I walked over to where Corrine was squatting and fed her my penis. Corrine was a bit startled upon seeing me appeared out of no where, but didn't say a word as she wrapped her fingers around the shaft of my penis and began sucking on the bulbous head of my erect penis. I was really enjoying myself when Corrine released my penis from her mouth and gave me a shove, I thought initially that Corrine wanted the chance to feel my penis in her pussy; but instead, Corrine sat on my mouth and left my cock for Mary-Beth to ride.

Mary-Beth demonstrated that she had a wild side that was unlike the vanilla flavor lovemaking we engaged in on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays as she fondled Corrine's breasts while riding my erection as Corrine rode my tongue. A few minutes later, Corrine experienced and orgasm that left me drenched with love honey. The three of us changed positions as Mary-Beth got on all fours and licked out Corrine's pussy, I decided to give Mary-Beth an experience involving double penetration as I slipped the dildo into her pussy before pushing my erection into Mary-Beth's ass. The moans and screams that Mary-Beth made in response was if she was a virgin having her first sexual experience. It didn't very long before Mary-Beth experience an orgasm which was quickly followed by another, then a third.

And despite the noise that Mary-Beth made, I didn't think Mary-Beth's ass was much tighter than her pussy. With Mary-Beth exhausted, the two women switched positions and while Corrine licked and finger-fucked Mary-Beth's ass; I pushed the dildo up Corrine's butt while fucking her pussy with my cock. The results were the same as it didn't take very much before Corrine was screaming if someone was trying to kill her before having multiple orgasms as well. The most incredible thing was the fact that despite how both Mary-Beth and Corrine were having one orgasm after another, I had yet to orgasm; but this was about to change as both Mary-Beth and Corrine decided to treat my penis to a double-suck.

The sensation of both Mary-Beth and Corrine's tongues on my penis quickly had the desired effect as I experienced an intense orgasm. Corrine had my penis in her mouth and she greedily took all I had to give, but Corrine didn't swallow as she wanted Mary-Beth to get a taste. Mary-Beth and Corrine enjoyed a sensuous French kiss as their tongues went into each other's mouths and savored my sperm. The three of us continued fucking and sucking, with and without the dildo for the remainder of the afternoon until it got late. Thus, became the games that Mary-Beth, Corrine and I shared on Tuesdays and Thursdays during the remainder of the school year. The funny thing was that Corrine simply accepted it, as she never asked Mary-Beth or myself if whether we had sex on the other days of the week; but again, Corrine was living with a boyfriend and couldn't have handled more sex even if she wanted to.

[andewhall]

Red..Im to lazy to read that. West...please westify it into 10 slangz or less.

[Guest DUM]

I'm no westside but I will say basically dude says

"THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING I EVER HAD"

that line is much funnier in the sample on that Ghostface song, blaxploitation film I'm assuming

[Servo2000]

Red..Im to lazy to read that. West...please westify it into 10 slangz or less.

Lesbian story copy and pasted from elsewhere.

More concise version:

Lesbians.

[Guest DUM]

Well, more precisely

MAN + HO + HO + DOUBLE DILDO

[andewhall]

Oh thanks Alfie....will go back and read now.

[Servo2000]

Well, more precisely

MAN + HO + HO + DOUBLE DILDO

I didn't actually read it, to be honest.

[red]

I didn't actually read it, to be honest.

i didnt either, to be honest. video killed the erotica author.

[jeepster]

i got all flustered after seeing the new batman movie teaser and made a thread and accidentally misspelled knight as the standard fair of night.

gosh, im feeling all fanboy stupid right now.

[keagan]

fz_vrGegMe0

[keagan]

When I got in I fucking smelled bad motherfucking smells but I can't fucking figure out where the bad smells are coming from.

fucking coming from.

[gas prices kill]

I was totally checking out my MCAT review teacher today. God, she is so fucking hot.

[fadingblue]

My physics teacher has a really nice ass

i wanna take a pic, just so i can feel acomplished

[poly800rock]

I was totally checking out my MCAT review teacher today. God, she is so fucking hot.

i hate the MCAT. i hate general chemistry the most. I killed verbal though.

[Servo2000]

fz_vrGegMe0

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