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on the topic of creepy dudes

my uncle recently told me when he was little he was in his backyard playing with his friend and his adult neighbor stuck his boner through a hole in the fence.

they hit it with a plank.

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i forgot that would could eat cereals without millk. i've got none and really wanted a bowl.

speaking about bowl i like the next-day haziness after smoking too much during the night.

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so the pedophile got released from jail today.

he walked through the gate, looked around, and said "boy, i feel like a kid again"

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you ever read it? much better.

the manga looks pro, but as it's something like 33 volumes and ongoing, I've been hesitant.

If I find all volumes it scanned and free on the internet, I might read it though

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i read the first 10 pages.

what the fuck is going on? homeboy is mounting a woman, then a monster, then going to castles and shit.

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In every girl I talk to, I look for similarities to my ex girlfriend. If more than about three are present, I make every effort to avoid conversation with her again. The problem is: the things I most hate about my ex girlfriend tend to be very common in the feminine psyche.

Dear hapless,

Are you knucks?

– Analog

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every time a take a dump, i hang my jeans on the towel hanger and admire them.

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every time a take a dump, i hang my jeans on the towel hanger and admire them.

why do you hang your jeans when you poop

what

:confused:

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theres a hanger in my bathroom, like right across from the toilet. i just take my pants off and hang it up dere and stare at em...

obsessive concept.

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it was fucking tiring and will be even worse in time to come but nonetheless it wasn't as bad as what i expected. it was sorta fun. made lots of new friends. :)

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Dear hapless,

Are you knucks?

– Analog

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No?

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i'm trying to figure out why i went back to school seeing as I really do hate educational institutions.

feel your pain

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i must confess:

I <3 small grapes :D

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Can't stop thinking of the ex

was tying so hard to avoid but spoke last night. Now destroyed again

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