superconfessional

[Akira]

Roflobster

[duck sauce]

i wish i was born to liberals

instead i got a moderate and a full blown commie

my mother goes through fucking everything she finds thats mine. looks through my pockets, my closet, and slips of paper that might drop, my email any time she has the chance, i have to change my last name on facebook, can't save any passwords on any computer thats mine, change my password every month or so, even have to wipe my free space often so they can't recover deleted documents( they did that once). so fucking tiring

[pieiskewl]

lol. what were you ordering?

[duck sauce]

salvia and other enthos. 'twas legal besides the minor part and they also sent a gram of smoke blend. parents then went through the drawer after they found the receipts i was planning to get rid of(stupid fucking me). they already got 3 strikes on me with marij. but that was months ago. sitll hella suspicious and shit though and i couldn't really take it anymore, tried to get away but epically failed and wasted time walking 7 or so miles

[AstroWolf]

Your parents are fucked up. Dont worry, its not you.

[sistersuzie]

my dad handed me a red envelope.

I gave the red envelope back of course and the snoopy. but I kept the card.

did you ever heard about red pen (underliners?)

it's a totally different matter; you can't give it back, but can give it? :eek:

and YOU, yes, YOU, little animal

i am the dancer that burns up in the night to spin your soul like cobwebs...

[whitney]

no..no I didn't..

can you be my teacher I'll be that student that brings you a shiny red apple..pie

right click + save

[sistersuzie]

let me grab my glasses...

i prefer granny smith, but i'll take the red shines anytime!

i wanted so much to be a teacher when i was younger. now i know i'd be a total impatient, arrogant and bitchy teacher.

but these kids would learn, let me tell you!!! :eek:

[Guest on-display]

salvia and other enthos. 'twas legal besides the minor part and they also sent a gram of smoke blend. parents then went through the drawer after they found the receipts i was planning to get rid of(stupid fucking me). they already got 3 strikes on me with marij. but that was months ago. sitll hella suspicious and shit though and i couldn't really take it anymore, tried to get away but epically failed and wasted time walking 7 or so miles

after you walked 7 or so miles did you call mommy to pick you up?

[duck sauce]

cop car came so i had to walk the other direction

[Akira]

Every time I look at the SZ classifieds I'm reminded of how "poor" I am

[Gatefold]

ever since I've moved to vancouver, I spend almost every night just getting tanked by myself and browsing the internet.

hiyooo I have to change something in that schedule

[Analog]

Every time I look at the SZ classifieds I'm reminded of how "poor" I am

Pleb

[wept]

Too many doors are closed in my life.

Time to kick some open.

[Analog]

Try knocking first.

[dizzhizz]

i'm stuck here trading and i need to really go smoke a cig and take a dump. i got 45 more minutes until the markets close but i really gotta shit man.

[azn8oi]

I feel like going to winq's weed dungeon and playing some Rock Band drums.

[Dick Danger]

I bought a timeshare. Fuck.

[Leonard Leroy]

Hey billy i lost your number again

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

I often wonder what the next meme will be.

Like I can never imagine what would possibly be the next sensation at all.

Damn I'm enjoying the Kanye meme.

[Akira]

Kanyeme is already old and overplayed, next please

[goat]

the old goat still comes out every now and then

i feel like an ass right now

*sigh*

[dunkin deeznuts]

hi mrip!!

holla, keep yo head up GOAT!!!!

[sushijerk]

Sometimes after I'm sexed out I'll have a moment where I'll look at naked boobs in a completely objective manner and think "wtf boobs are the weirdest lumps ever and I can't believe humans have them." Is that gay?

[syed]

^ I do the same thing with ears. If you think about it, they are one weird shape!

[ojjairus]

ayyy girl wait to i show you this.

[azn8oi]

I'm watching ET, first time in like 15 years. I totally don't remember anything in the movie other than that I know he goes home at the end. It's still stressful watching astronauts invade Elliot's home and quarantining them.

[icandunkonu]

met a new girl, we hit it off right away, she's the best kisser ever, we exchange the cheesiest text ever, she warms my heart.....goddamit i've gone scott.m on you sufu, forgiveness please

[thomas_highstreet]

i think i just found a new vein in my khack.

[goat]

hi mrip!!

holla, keep yo head up GOAT!!!!

thanks son

pretty much it breaks down like this

what i'm learning to do is to not make sarcastic / assholish comments

control my urge to make those comments

that's part of my path to not being an asshole

step 1 - don't make the comments

step 2 (hopefully) - don't even have that thought come in my mind

and throughout it all, remorse x repent

step 1 is really hard still

but i'm learning to bite my tongue and be patient

i guess after 25 years of being an ass, its not easy to change....