superconfessional

[jeepster]

I know Uffie sux, but I would still totally smash that azzzzzz

[dismalfuture]

I only want to bang my gf when i'm furious at her, otherwise i'd rather just fight with her as usual

Find yourself a Korean girl, seriously. Preferably one who likes 'the black music' and you'd have ultimate relationship symbiosis going, guaranteed.

[bouwnt]

uffie rocks my world

[dismalfuture]

On that note, I'd like to make a side commentary on the fad of 'English names' amongst Korean people. Up here, it's pretty much like Hong Kong now, everyone has selected themselves an 'English name' by elementary school nowadays, though the naming steez are odd.

Observations:

-Originally, the purpose of the 'English name' was to make it easy for white people to deal with Koreans at school, in business, to circumvent all the embarassing situations that arise from having a difficult to pronounce name, etc, or to just be cool and give them some international flair, which is understandable, when there's 2 of each Kim Min Jung, Kim Jung Min, Kim Min Jun, etc, etc in a room. Yoo Suk Bum and Bum Suk Yoo begin to all swirl together. Sometimes it's easier if whitey says, 'hey, from now on, you're Mike, and you're John.'

- It has been awhile since then, and now everybody just picks a theme name, like it's Spanish class or something. Often times the English names are bestowed upon them by tutors/English teachers, etc. You can imagine what happens when a disgruntled drunk English teacher has to give English names to Korean kindergarten kids.

-'English name' is synonymous with 'white name' or lately, sometimes a name with a Latin flair. Black names are not acceptable. Therefore, I made it a point to name every Korean kid with a black name, whenever possible. There are quite a few Jamal Kim's walking around Seoul now.

-I have 'reserved' English names for people I actually like, who would ask me for a name. Naomi, for example...

-Korean people change their English name periodically sometimes, but will keep their previous email address. Oh, your name is Ashley Kim? But your email says 'Jenny'... this can be infuriating and/or sadly funny. When some Korean comes up to you to shake your hand and introduce themselves in accented, broken English, and they add 'oh, you kehn jussteuh kol me Tupac' and they expect you to take them 100% seriously.

-I generally think 99% of the English naming business is stupid as hell, but occasionally I meet the occasional girls who have chosen some unique, pretty name that conjures up visions of fresh Aryan or Nordic beauty in a meadow, collecting daisies, wearing cotton gingham with lots of white pearloid buttons, and so on. Today, I have to go see a Korean Ingrid, and I am more than mildly excited to see what she looks like.

[djrajio]

just saw a guy in lanvin his, dior 19cm and a moncler k2. like we went into hibernation 2 years ago and just left the house

So, they probably see your outfits and think you came back from the future.

[jeepster]

uffie rocks my world

luff the Uff

[Mr Waffles]

i would let her buy me drinks and then sit on my face.

[kunk75]

lulz. probably.

So, they probably see your outfits and think you came back from the future.

[dismalfuture]

I am back, and my Ingrid wasn't deserving of the name. I'd still pipe it but perhaps suggest a name change.

[bouwnt]

your hair is like meadow grass on the tide;

and the rain-drops on my window

and the ice in my drink

baby all i can think of

... is alice

[geekbonchic]

I need to fucking sleep.

[juliaN.]

lulz. probably.

If that's the case, when I head out tonight people will think the Time Machine just dropped me off from 1992

re: dismal - English names can be a dealbreaker. Perfect everything + fucked up name = red light. Jesus how hard is it to just go with "Lisa" or "Christina"

[NatseOklim]

your hair is like meadow grass on the tide;

and the rain-drops on my window

and the ice in my drink

baby all i can think of

... is alice

Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

[AstroWolf]

i am drinking too much, and not eating enough lately, causing more drunkiness and stupid actions on my part. i am in need of more foooooooood.

[juliaN.]

go smoke some weed

[AstroWolf]

oh yeah weed, weed too. but thats not hurting me in the morning.

[Pandemonium]

am actually NOT less than 120lb.

purge purge purge.

[icandunkonu]

i'm black, grew up in the hood, and have never smoked weed....go figure

[FAM0US.]

[landho]

^Boo-yah!

Love my boy FAM0US. What I don't love is Bynum being out for several months again. NGGGGGGGHHHH!

[iralex]

just had a breakdown, told my mom about my overage boyfriend and all the pills and drugs i've done. It was for the good. She knows I've been taking her xanax and now I'm going to get my own prescription tonight. She admitted to me that she used to be addicted to coke and all this shit. I feel a lot better now, time to get my shit back on track.

[sidneylo]

time to get my shit back on track.

See you back here in two months with the same confession.

[jeepster]

just had a breakdown, told my mom about my overage boyfriend and all the pills and drugs i've done. It was for the good. She knows I've been taking her xanax and now I'm going to get my own prescription tonight. She admitted to me that she used to be addicted to coke and all this shit. I feel a lot better now, time to get my shit back on track.

yo

congrats,

but

seriously

I don't care that much

and I'm sure the internet doesn't either but

you're like

really lookin for someone to see you and be like "hey I sympathize with that chick"

but

you won't

find it here

.

[nicotine]

Birthdays are shit days to be broke

word. my birthday's in a week and my mom's is the day before and i can't afford what i really want to get her because of school and bills

also, jeep:

you're right. that is what therapy is for.

sorry

but it's true

and therapy rules

(for me at least)

[iralex]

nah, I don't need or want sympathy, it's superconfessional I just needed to get that shit off my chest.

[Desi]

i'm black, grew up in the hood, and have never smoked weed....go figure

Same, I also don't care for drinking. But i moved around back and forth never really lived a horribly bad part of the hood though.

[nicotine]

im korean, grew up in the hood, and have always smoked weed.. but my parents are white cos im adopted

[jeepster]

nah, I don't need or want sympathy, it's superconfessional I just needed to get that shit off my chest.

wonderful

but

still

that's not some greater revelation about yourself if you're still getting that prescription.

Clean your act up, I was in the same place and I kicked it by going cold turkey, not that hard.

and dating someone older than yourself isn't a taboo, in the least.

[bouwnt]

what if that person is a reptile,

or worse,

god?

both can live to be fairly old

[iralex]

It is to my parents when he's three years older and it's illegal. I'm not getting it to abuse it, I'm getting it cause I'm fucked up in the brain and have maad anxiety.