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my ex girlfriend is nuts

i think the only reason she is inviting me to lunch is because she is jealous of these other girls...

crazy crazy woman....

strangely enough i couldnt resist

if i could neg myself i would

If you know she's crazy, you should play games with her. I mean, if it's unavoidable to deal with her, you should test her and push her buttons. Maybe she'll stab you and you can take her to court and get some money and cop some jawns.

Maybe you can get a spitefuck.

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"Why can’t relationships ever be as good as they were in the beginning? And why are they so hard to get over even after they stopped being good? It’s so hard to let go of the past."
Jesus christ.

Get a hold of yourself.

How old are you?

Why are you even talking to your ex?

She's your ex for a reason: cuz you two invariably aren't compatible.

Why do you need her in your life so badly to complete you?

10 friggen years. Big fucking deal.

People marry for longer than that and then one ironic day they find the person they love leaves them for someone else.

Love changes. People change.

What matters most is not what happened in the past but what you do with what you now, in the present.

Frankly, you come off really insecure and needy and I can bet this is the reason why she left you.

Women want strong men with strong identities.

Go fix yourself first before posting another one of these useless cry baby posts.

You sure as hell can't love someone else until you love yourself.

Pussy.

yeah seems like i didnt get the message across right.. im not trying to get back with her i just want us to be friends again...

and hell yeah im insecure... well at least now after her

and yup i got to fix myself before i can move i cant be dwelling on the past

thanks for the reality check man.

stop rolling so much and this will not seem like the end of the world.

you are right too... shit i got to lay off the junk

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I only want to bang my gf when i'm furious at her, otherwise i'd rather just fight with her as usual

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can't believe i just paid 40eu for this.

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^I know what you mean. there's a lot of February babys out there and of course if I'm super broke and can only get sentimental gifts there's still the birthday shots and dinner and what not

today I'm going to sign up for a gym. really. before I said I was going to but I always end up just working out at home cos it's free but one of my very good friends just broke up with her bf and was very depressed.

she told me the issues they'd argue about..one of which is her recent weight gain (she's a size larger then me but we were the same before)

my inital reaction was to tell her to kick him to the curb but they have been together for 2 years

anyways now she has a bit of free time on her hand and a gym membership prepaid for three years and I know her, she won't go by herself

I haven't been to a gym since high school.. :/ I have no idea what machines to use except the basic treadmill..

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i just watched my friends cat for two weeks while he was on vacation. all i asked for in return was him to bring me back some xanax... i need some as i am out. he totally spaced it out on me and did not bring any back. what would have happened if i spaced out on feeding his cat?

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she told me the issues they'd argue about..one of which is her recent weight gain (she's a size larger then me but we were the same before)

He was complaining about that? You look pretty skinny already, so she's probably not much bigger now. He must be deluded.

It seems like these physical issues, like weight, get even worse after marriage and kids. Moving in together could aggravate them too.

Are there personal trainers at the gym, or an orientation class?

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Another fucking valentines day alone. Why does the world hate me so much.

Because you are ugly.

No one wants ugly babies in this world.

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THIS IS WHY.

this is why.

Who puts their messenger bag underneath their button-down shirt?

Hahahaha...

That's some niggerish shit.

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there's this particular lecturer in school who's getting on everyone's nerves during this crazy period of time before our graduation in a month's time and i'm seriously thinking of doing something bad to him. like fucking poisoning his drink or something on the last day of school.

ps: i'm typing all this while sketching, modelling and rendering out my product for tmr's submission. fuck stress.

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i shouldn't have started dating her til after valentines day. has there ever been a good vday gift, ever??!

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THANK YOU! that's what I'm saying..

there are personal trainers & orientation classes but she's on a pretty tight schedule w/two jobs and school so we'll see if the timing works if not then I guess we'll have to just start with the treadmills..

Yoo hoo whit. Just a suggestion. Figure out what your and your gf's fitness goals are first, and get advice from some trainers. Like you don't need to lose weight, so you don't have to go hard on cardio (for example). Good luck!

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i already have a valentine's but decided to be another girl's as well because i fell bad for her. i mean how can you have a vagina and not have a valentine?

Another fucking valentines day alone. Why does the world hate me so much.
bring some flowers and just ask some random ugly chick on the street.
Contrary to popular belief, there are women who are not at the whim of mens' annual corny-ass-gift-to-get-laid valentine's bullshit.

I'm sure she'll appreciate your pity.

she said she wanted a valentine and was pretty bummed before having one.
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i mean how can you have a vagina and not have a valentine?

Contrary to popular belief, there are women who are not at the whim of mens' annual corny-ass-gift-to-get-laid valentine's bullshit.

I'm sure she'll appreciate your pity.

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^what do you cheat on?

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Also, kind of funny how your life can be edited down to two suitcases and two carry-ons!

Edit: When I went to drag stuff to my car to take to FedEx, my parents' dog, Mr. Furley, ran outside and pissed and dumped all over their neighbor's yard while a bunch of neighborhood kids looked on.

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