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I'm fucking psyched. I'm happy for the first time since March of last year. My life is okay. The world is as it should be. I don't even need to drink. Its gonna turn around eventually and in the meantime I'm learning some measure of contentment.

Thank God.

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you probably wont even want to read this, just allow me the space to ramble and i'll get the fuck on:

not to sound arrogant but whenever i've been into a broad, i mean actually into a broad for reasons outside of how my dick feels when its tucked inside, i've generally been able to accost her feelings in return as long as i know that target broad has the potential to provide aforementioned "feelings"...but this one broad is frustrating the fuck out of me. usually, a dude can feel out whether or not a b (broad) gives a shit about him, and whenever feeling rejected i've always had enough pride to be able to turn the other way and get over it within minutes. this b though, absolutely nothing but mixed signals. its like she's playing a god damned game with me or some shit. fucking months of this bullshit and i dont know what to do at this point. should i grab the b by the shoulders, stare at her in the face and shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL B?" or something similar? then i would look desperate and dude, i am not fucking desperate. alright i am.

and here sufu, i'll make it worth your while...last night my room mate called my name from outside my door just as i was busting nut on a towel draped over my bed ...the usual culminating step to my J.O. session.

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and here sufu, i'll make it worth your while...last night my room mate called my name from outside my door just as i was busting nut on a towel draped over my bed ...the usual culminating step to my J.O. session.

this is superconfessional and awesome at the same time.

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i'm up now...

there's vomit sleeping on the floor (don't wake it up!!)

and i desperately need a shower with a good morning tug

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I want to see one of those mid 1980's Sesame Street clips of people in action, living their lives, working at jobs, maybe a Randy Newman soundtrack, help me restore my faith in humanity and remind of reasons to live. right now.

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I want to be normal, I want to be interested in wearing ergonomic sneakers like Merrells or something, I want to be satisfied with a shitty haircut and a forty five dollar outfit, I want to be normal.

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i put in my 2 week resignation at work yesterday, and i feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. i was just feeling miserable at that job and life just feels better knowing im almost done with that entirely too long phase of my life

incidentally, while i was driving back from work yesterday one of my favorite sesame street songs randomly popped into my head,

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my boss was telling me about how she was watching sesame street with her daughter and how sesame street is so hip now

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you gotta admit that is kinda cute.

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Deleted the ex from facebook, we don't talk any more (her choice) so there's no point pretending there's anything there any more. It's a damn shame though, we were so close but she changed so much.

Going for a meeting tomorrow about some illustration work though and I have about $1000 owing to me for work I've already done so that should make things better.

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Yes, I've been meaning to do it for ages but didn't want to cut a final tie as it were. I take deleting her as a kind of final acknowledgement that there's absolutely nothing between us any more. So to that extent, yes, I do believe it is meaningful in real life.

If you mean do I think that deleting her from my friends suddenly means we aren't friends now? Then no, I don't think it has any meaning in that way.

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you probably wont even want to read this, just allow me the space to ramble and i'll get the fuck on:

not to sound arrogant but whenever i've been into a broad, i mean actually into a broad for reasons outside of how my dick feels when its tucked inside, i've generally been able to accost her feelings in return as long as i know that target broad has the potential to provide aforementioned "feelings"...but this one broad is frustrating the fuck out of me. usually, a dude can feel out whether or not a b (broad) gives a shit about him, and whenever feeling rejected i've always had enough pride to be able to turn the other way and get over it within minutes. this b though, absolutely nothing but mixed signals. its like she's playing a god damned game with me or some shit. fucking months of this bullshit and i dont know what to do at this point. should i grab the b by the shoulders, stare at her in the face and shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL B?" or something similar? then i would look desperate and dude, i am not fucking desperate. alright i am.

It's really easy homie.

Whenever you are in a situation with a woman and you don't know what to do, just remember this one rule:

Walk away / Don't do anything.

You call her and leave a message and she never gets back to you?

Don't do anything.

She promises to meet you for drinks / clubbing later and never follows through?

Don't do anything.

You keep on asking her out, trying to feel her out, and she keeps giving you the run around?

Walk away.

Things are going great in the relationship and she's the bi-polar type that loves to put drama into the relationship and fuck shit up?

Walk away.

It isn't worth your time, anguish, money, whatever...

As I've said in past posts, young women love drama and the emotions that come with it...

They'll eventually settle down though, so don't become bitter, cold or resentful to them because of it.

Enjoy the ride but whenever they do those "What the hell?" moments, don't try to rationalize or put logic into it.

As long as they doesn't disrespect you, tries to ruin your reputation, hurts your friends or family, she owes you nothing.

Just smile and allow them into your life again when they come around...

In the mean time, keep hustling other girls.

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He's honestly the first dude I've found genuinely interesting in the last two, three years. And I'm doing all that stupid giggly shit.

Fuuuuuuuck.

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i've never been punched in the face.

and i don't know if it's because i've been feeling shitty lately.

but i just had the overwhelming urged to get punched.

like knocked out.

maybe leonard leroy could pacquiao me real quick.

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Being punched in the face is very overrated, I can't understand why some people say they like it. I've been punched in the face like 5 times or so (actual purposefully punched) and accidentally kneed or kicked in the face about the same amount and none of them have been fun.

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I have been punched in the face..once. I am careful not to get in a fight that I can't win these days..or I will do my best to avoid getting hit in the face.

I'm a loner mostly because I choose to be.

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It's really easy homie.

Whenever you are in a situation with a woman and you don't know what to do, just remember this one rule:

Walk away / Don't do anything.

You call her and leave a message and she never gets back to you?

Don't do anything.

She promises to meet you for drinks / clubbing later and never follows through?

Don't do anything.

You keep on asking her out, trying to feel her out, and she keeps giving you the run around?

Walk away.

Things are going great in the relationship and she's the bi-polar type that loves to put drama into the relationship and fuck shit up?

Walk away.

It isn't worth your time, anguish, money, whatever...

As I've said in past posts, young women love drama and the emotions that come with it...

They'll eventually settle down though, so don't become bitter, cold or resentful to them because of it.

Enjoy the ride but whenever they do those "What the hell?" moments, don't try to rationalize or put logic into it.

As long as they doesn't disrespect you, tries to ruin your reputation, hurts your friends or family, she owes you nothing.

Just smile and allow them into your life again when they come around...

In the mean time, keep hustling other girls.

right on the money.

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The ONLY cool thing about being hit in the face is that black eyes/split lips look cool. I turned up for the first day of college with a black eye from being accidentally kneed in the face and I had a reputation for at least 6 months until someone asked me about it.

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