superconfessional

[conqueror]

you're a dick for hitting on a married girl (cue ALPHA MALE calling me a faggot), but she's even worse for going along with it. hopefully the du finds out and hits you both in his bus.

[fade to black2]

Hahaha fuck I hate my last post. I sound like a fucking kid. Oh well. No excuses.

you're 20; you are a fucking kid, Lozinski.

[OAS1S]

say, are you the guy who boinked his cousin?

[Lozinski]

Hahaha yes he is.

[OAS1S]

i wish i understood his culture better so i wouldn't be skeeved out by it

[IWishIWasADino]

I was checking out another dude,

[OkayOkay]

lol I was just re-reading that thread the other day.

[fade to black2]

hah i'm never gonna live that one down, some things are better left untold lest they be carried on down to legend...

what can i say, some of my relatives up north wanted me to marry her because they thought i had money (which i don't), she kept coming down to look me up, i did the deed and i wasn't going to have her any further.

it's a closed chapter, last i heard she's married with a child now. good for her.

[sean_]

Can we just say you're both tools for arrogantly assuming that there's some sort of definitive method (yours) to the madness that is first dates?

no, because that kid is absolutely, unequivocally wrong for thinking that taking a girl out for dinner on a first date is generally a good idea

[Desi]

if you don't spend more than 30 bucks it isn't so bad.

[alimenator]

seriously, go get a cup of coffee if you're not 21, it ain't worth the money to go to dinner

[mapclub]

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> that feeling T︿T

[fadingblue]

I smell like cigarettes, chlorine and CdG 2. I think I like it; they should bottle this shit.

[t3hcoke]

I think I broke my jaw or something eating a cookie. The right side of my jaw hurts behind my teeth, next to my ear and my teeth don't quite line up when I bite down...

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

hah i'm never gonna live that one down, some things are better left untold lest they be carried on down to legend...

what can i say, some of my relatives up north wanted me to marry her because they thought i had money (which i don't), she kept coming down to look me up, i did the deed and i wasn't going to have her any further.

it's a closed chapter, last i heard she's married with a child now. good for her.

quoted for posterity

anyways welcome back. with ed gone, we need our asian creeper quotient upgraded.

[Lozinski]

seriously, go get a cup of coffee if you're not 21, it ain't worth the money to go to dinner

Haha this sufu. We swim in money. We could sell one of our jackets and we would have enough funds to buy a woman, let alone take one out.

Oh wait.. Clothing > Bitches

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Oh wait.. Clothing > Bitches

you know, between this kind of attitude and you being 20 years old, i feel you're going to have a rough next few years. sorry.

[Denton]

somehow i suspect his post was not entirely serious

[its always cloudy]

that's the vibe i get from a lot of people on this forum. i wish i had parents that bought me jawnz + swag. instead i'm stuck with lousy loans for tuition.

;_;

[sistersuzie]

The coolest confession ever.

I expect this to have an imaginary (0) at the end of it.

[Lozinski]

somehow i suspect his post was not entirely serious

I thought it was pretty obvious myself...

[AstroWolf]

i am seriously considering going to comedy clubs and seeing what people respond to. for a long time now i have thought about doing a act, and i am getting to a point where i think i wont lose anything for trying. i have some decent ideas, and perhaps it would be therapeutic... dont know where to start... dont even usually like stand up comedy... but i think its a good idea.

roll the dice concept.

[okonomi]

^^ Man I'm in a similar situation. I was always saying that once I turn 18 I'll try standup. I've always taken down notes of stuff for years, so I guess now all I need to do is actually turn it into a routine.

[clover]

^ i hope you guys don't have anxiety problems

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[its always cloudy]

i am seriously considering going to comedy clubs and seeing what people respond to. for a long time now i have thought about doing a act, and i am getting to a point where i think i wont lose anything for trying. i have some decent ideas, and perhaps it would be therapeutic... dont know where to start... dont even usually like stand up comedy... but i think its a good idea.

roll the dice concept.

^^ Man I'm in a similar situation. I was always saying that once I turn 18 I'll try standup. I've always taken down notes of stuff for years, so I guess now all I need to do is actually turn it into a routine.

nihoa4z8wgl

This is required viewing for the both of you, then. It's Dave Chappelle on "Inside the Actor's Studio", and his story of fame is completely and utterly inspiring if you think you have a future in comedy. Plus he's just an overall incredible person and some of the stuff he says in this really elevated respect for him, at least with me. check it.

[freecat]

i spent a big part of the first morning un my new town stalking chicks on the facebook exchange student group

[Denpatou]

it's really interesting how the passage of time can influence something that was once a significant part of your life

revisiting the downward spiral and pretty hate machine for the first time since like 7th grade at the moment, it's love all over again

[TTM]

"Interviewing" for a part time job tomorrow. Don't even need the money, hoping it will allow me to practice my hobbies and expand my social circle. Fingers crossed it will come out that way.. need this~~!

[destructodisk]

I'm hating on everyone in this city right now. I can't say I've had a truly positive interaction with anyone when getting fucked up/fucking them was not involved in the equation. I feel hollow and shitty and I can't wait to move into my new place so I can ignore everyone for a while and focus on self cultivation.

Ultimately, I need to leave Denver and say CYA to everyone, including my friends. I don't feel anyone here has the same aspirations or inspiration as I do.

[koala]

fucking lost.

although writing a post in the break up thread may have inspired some action.