superconfessional

[jeepster]

clopek, you're in cambridge mass? im applying to a school up there.

[broneck]

cambridge ontario. dont come here.

[jeepster]

cambridge ontario. dont come here.

awwwww.

bummer.

[fadingblue]

fuck not being able to drive and fuck living on the opposite side of town where anything slightly interesting happens.

i cant get a ride to this party and my friend who was gonna take me fucking ditched me for his gf and two of her fat friends

fuck

[projectdenim]

cambridge ontario. dont come here.

My aunt wants me to go live in Cambridge with her.. );

Toronto has me on hold.

[jeepster]

fuck not being able to drive and fuck living on the opposite side of town where anything slightly interesting happens.

i cant get a ride to this party and my friend who was gonna take me fucking ditched me for his gf and two of her fat friends

fuck

how old are you?

get your license.

[Ahlvahroe]

hwo doi dwonload dis software??? i want 2 hear myself

ok so when i was using opera, i highlighted some word and right clicked on it, it gave me a speak option, when i clicked on that it said that i dont have that downloaded and if i would like to download it, i clicked yes and now i dont have to read anything, just have robot voice man do it for me.

[broneck]

My aunt wants me to go live in Cambridge with her.. );

Toronto has me on hold.

essshhhh fuck that man, i'm looking for a way to get out of this shithole and move to the city, and you're coming out here? stay away haha...

[projectdenim]

Nah, I'll never go to Cambridge. Not even for African Lion Safari if that shit is close to there. She just wants me to watch her kids for her is all. Get on that parkdale steeze.

Confession: I once dropped my 2 year old cousin down a flight of stairs. I sorta laughed.

[Guest DUM]

windows comes with that narrator shit that does the same thing.

[broneck]

Nah, I'll never go to Cambridge. Not even for African Lion Safari if that shit is close to there. She just wants me to watch her kids for her is all. Get on that parkdale steeze.

Confession: I once dropped my 2 year old cousin down a flight of stairs. I sorta laughed.

oh in that case do it and we'll set you up with corny whites

[skiniks]

yes, do it. the corny whites await by the masses.

[mellowbonsai]

man that reminds me

you wouldnt believe how crazy corny white girls get when i tell them im american indian

im serious, their corniness increases by a factor of like twelve

[Guest supernoob]

they start askin bout ur teepee rite?

[mellowbonsai]

Oh my God, really? That's so cool. What tribe are you? Do you have an Indian name? What's your Indian name?

[broneck]

they want to smoke his peace pipe

[mellowbonsai]

and im in their pants like ten minutes later

i cant believe some of the shit i can get away with

not that corny white chicks' pants are really that hard to get into in the first place

[fadingblue]

how old are you?

get your license.

i just turned sixteen in august

im getting it soon, i needed to get my social security first, which i pick up on tuesday

[mellowbonsai]

and you know what? like, i pass for white

but theyll start saying shit like "oh i can see it now in your cheekbones and your nose etc etc"

i can only imagine how well it works for guys who look like the archetypal amerindian

[projectdenim]

I like the reaction I get when I tell girls that Filipino guys are actually part hispanic.

[kyo]

essshhhh fuck that man, i'm looking for a way to get out of this shithole and move to the city, and you're coming out here? stay away haha...

don't even complain about living in cambridge, i live in Winnipeg. I loathe this place.

[seraphim]

i finally gave in and let the hairdresser dye my hair blonde

[yiHan]

Pics PLs!!!!!!

[Guest]

fadingblue, did you know that Tucson won some kind of national award for its bus service? BULLLSHIIIIT. I swear there's only like three for the whole damn city. When are non-costal cities going to get some decent public transit?

[Chicken]

today's my first day at my new job.

in LA.

[Chicken]

yessir, coast to coast.

[Chicken]

another confession:

i need a car.

[Guest DUM]

I'd like a new car.

I downloaded the 'say it' add-on for Firefox and I will have it read every westside post from now on. Great idea.

[ProfMonnitoff]

link ?

[Guest DUM]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3552