superconfessional

[Guest barbarian]

I'm in a sham relationship.

[Mr Waffles]

i hope you are the top at least.

[Lawl.]

My gf and I broke up in May but have in all reality been together actions, time spent together, and in the eyes of our friends, just never went to official status again, and then the other day she tells me we need to take a break.

This sucks.

OH,

and I get home and my mom washed my jawns (42 wears :[). Its very blatantly obvious I dont want her to wash them, one from the thousands of times i tell her not to do my laundry, and two from THE FUCKING POST IT NOTE STUCK TO THE BACKPOCKET FACING UP SAYING "DO NOT WASH". She doesnt get it.

I went off on her, badly, for pure stupidity.

I think I hurt her feelngs :[

[ProfMonnitoff]

u wash my dry jawn

fk u mom:mad:

[Mr Waffles]

dont worry, i will console her when i get off work later.

[jeepster]

dang, I've been doin my laundry since like 13... my mom never cleaned my jawns.

[dino might]

last night- good night. drank beers with some cute, chill girls, one got so schwasted she had to sporadically take her clothes off. then once they crashed i peaced to hang with some other girl, Filipino i think? iunno, dark azn gurl from bk nice small boobies, slender body and the soffffffffffftest skin, then passed out and slept like a motherfucking baby

tonight- horrible. not only did i have to fly back to sunny hell for a family event with a family ive never been close to/identified with, i had to miss danger play for the second fucking time, and andrew wk, and on top of that i have plenty of money to have gone. now im here wasting my whole fucking weekend

i am so angry

[bo0sh]

I Done Been Cheatin On My Gf For A While

I Had To Tell Somebuddy

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I Love U

[Mr Waffles]

im negging you for capitalizing every fucking word. die die die.

[mrip]

^sufu does that if you try to post a message with all caps

[sidneylo]

I Done Been Cheatin On My Gf For A While

I Love U

Yes, all is forgiven with those three little words. You fuck face.

[mpcec]

Tomorrow after work I'm going to have a solo Neil Gaiman party in which I watch Mirrormask and read Mr. Punch, maybe I will reread Coraline this weekend too and read some of the Death comics.

[jeepster]

Fuck nooooooooo

Got an email from ResEd and my building manager that I have to report in that I don't have a roommate so that the vacancy is reentered into the roommate lottery... I WAS SO USED TO MY PRIVACY THUS FAR.

Bullshit man. Bullshit.

I don't want some new fucking mutant moving in and being all up in my shit.

[thaiison]

this is the second time i accidentally +reped some douche i was gonna neg. fuck i need to concentrate more

[Thorns]

I'm fucking psyched. I'm happy for the first time since March of last year. My life is okay. The world is as it should be. I don't even need to drink. Its gonna turn around eventually and in the meantime I'm learning some measure of contentment.

Thank God.

[weidna]

you probably wont even want to read this, just allow me the space to ramble and i'll get the fuck on:

not to sound arrogant but whenever i've been into a broad, i mean actually into a broad for reasons outside of how my dick feels when its tucked inside, i've generally been able to accost her feelings in return as long as i know that target broad has the potential to provide aforementioned "feelings"...but this one broad is frustrating the fuck out of me. usually, a dude can feel out whether or not a b (broad) gives a shit about him, and whenever feeling rejected i've always had enough pride to be able to turn the other way and get over it within minutes. this b though, absolutely nothing but mixed signals. its like she's playing a god damned game with me or some shit. fucking months of this bullshit and i dont know what to do at this point. should i grab the b by the shoulders, stare at her in the face and shout "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL B?" or something similar? then i would look desperate and dude, i am not fucking desperate. alright i am.

and here sufu, i'll make it worth your while...last night my room mate called my name from outside my door just as i was busting nut on a towel draped over my bed ...the usual culminating step to my J.O. session.

[Mr Waffles]

and here sufu, i'll make it worth your while...last night my room mate called my name from outside my door just as i was busting nut on a towel draped over my bed ...the usual culminating step to my J.O. session.

this is superconfessional and awesome at the same time.

[roflobster]

nicotine and iralex are HeLLa annoying

[Mr Waffles]

every demographic should be represented and annoying under 20 girl is theirs. they do a good job.

also fuck the hawks

[roflobster]

i dun give a fuck bout da hawks

aren't the hawks terrible???

[bouwnt]

i'm up now...

there's vomit sleeping on the floor (don't wake it up!!)

and i desperately need a shower with a good morning tug

[salaryman]

this thread has become a halfway house for troubled teens.

too many refugees. toooo many refugees.

[bangbangbang]

There's still snow here

[dismalfuture]

I want to see one of those mid 1980's Sesame Street clips of people in action, living their lives, working at jobs, maybe a Randy Newman soundtrack, help me restore my faith in humanity and remind of reasons to live. right now.

[dismalfuture]

I want to be normal, I want to be interested in wearing ergonomic sneakers like Merrells or something, I want to be satisfied with a shitty haircut and a forty five dollar outfit, I want to be normal.

[salaryman]

I got you homie.

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[Ahlvahroe]

i put in my 2 week resignation at work yesterday, and i feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. i was just feeling miserable at that job and life just feels better knowing im almost done with that entirely too long phase of my life

incidentally, while i was driving back from work yesterday one of my favorite sesame street songs randomly popped into my head,

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[samsikle]

my boss was telling me about how she was watching sesame street with her daughter and how sesame street is so hip now

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you gotta admit that is kinda cute.

[NatseOklim]

Deleted the ex from facebook, we don't talk any more (her choice) so there's no point pretending there's anything there any more. It's a damn shame though, we were so close but she changed so much.

Going for a meeting tomorrow about some illustration work though and I have about $1000 owing to me for work I've already done so that should make things better.

[ProfMonnitoff]

do you seriously think that doing something on facebook is meaningful at all in real life