superconfessional

[WayneGibbous]

I was riding my bike home from school today, on the edge of campus on the sidewalk (no bike lane on the street at that section) and there were 3 black guys taking up the whole sidewalk, so I slowed down behind them. They noticed me and spread out so I could pass them and one of them fucking kicked my rear wheel, making it fall off the sidewalk into the street. His friends thought it was fucked up but he claimed, "I always do that to white people" and his friends apologized for him being so stupid. At least my bike is fine.

I think this experience will help you grow as a man and as an artist.

[gramps]

Fuch you man the hard work and exploitation of the black man paid for your motherfucking Schwinn you fucking sugarcane baron. Kodiak when the shit hits the fan guess whose fucking back is going to up against the wall and whose limp little cracker nuts are going to be in the vice?! YOURS MOTHERFUCKER. And then we're going to turn this whole fucking country into a big midnight-skinned fuckfest.

HUEY P! HUEY P! HUEY P!

[Leonard Leroy]

I have a pair of this from two years or so ago... hahahahah. God.

Damnit.

hahaha

[gramps]

Whao. What the fuck. Sorry guys, I was channeling FAM0US there for a second. Fuck, I drew all over my walls.

[bouwnt]

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looks to meee like you're channeling Deepak Choprah instead

[salaryman]

"I always do that to white people"

I told my mom this when I took a shit in the pool in 3rd grade.

[mrip]

yo when i was in new york

so many places only carried nesquik

wtf

i found a gas station next to my school that has mad yoohoo

but that was the last yoo hoo cop

goin on extreme mrip diet

no junk food

[newaesthetic]

I was just randomly looking around on facebook and happened upon my (female) friend's little sister's pics. She's only two years younger but they're from a weekend on a beach and she's single and I am getting smashing urge. She used to always be pretty flirty but I always was with a girl.

Oh, and I cooked a pound and a half of ground beef today to make tacos, figured I could even have some saved for tomorrow. Ended up eating the whole damn thing. Crushing up some tortilla chips and just throwing it all in a bowl might be ghetto, but it's so much easier.

[bill]

^^edit: do the big bang boom with her

i want some yoohoo

and some dumplings.

i SERIOUSLY WANT SOME GODDAMN DUMPLINGS WITH THE SPICY SAUCE

[evisu 2000]

i found a gas station next to my school that has mad yoohoo

but that was the last yoo hoo cop

goin on extreme mrip diet

no junk food

yoo-hoo lite exists

[evisu 2000]

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

[mrip]

yoo-hoo lite exists

nigga

finding yoohoo OG was hard enough

im just gonna be on some water and tofu shit or somethin

[andewhall]

Hey mass have you heard that song with the line, 'my ambition is to have ambition'. I always thought it was a funny line. If people ask what you do, just pull that out.

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

[samsikle]

i have to study for an accounting test for tomorrow but i'm not because i have foodcoma

[masuerte]

I'm actually doing something for once. After a year of enjoying doing nothing yet also feeling-sorta-guilty about it all... I'm ready to work ridiculously hard while wishing I was doing nothing at all :/

Also... coast guard uniforms are uuuuugleeeeeee!

[panicnation]

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

same here.

[panicnation]

i think you should start displaying yr intentions more overtly...take her out on dates, call her up, y'know...charm her! Girls aren't usually that daft and she'll know you're interested, instantly removing your fag tag.

It may already be too late if she's already placed u in the 'friend zone' though...

[azn8oi]

landho said that there is a way around being friendzoned.

i forgot the word but it has to do with "accidentally" grabbing her tits like when you "accidentally" trip and fall.

was it frotilism or something?

[NatseOklim]

You have it slightly easier in America because you have all this language associated with dating, just ask her if she'd like to go out on a date with you some time.

[azn8oi]

oh yeah i forgot that you're a white boy studying at HKU.

ha ha ha ha.

[azn8oi]

At least you are probably the best dressed white guy in your program.

The white guys here in Taiwan are bottom of the barrel rejects. It's pretty amazing. All but 3 white guys studying here are shorter than me (5'10'').

???????????????????????

[home]

ahah, i just love seeing some of the shit (grown?) women wear to school.

we're talking disney steez right thurr.

solution found: going to fap one out.

twice.

[azn8oi]

native hkers and koreans who don't know any better, no doubt.

ask dismal and winq about this.

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I want to negrep someone some badly right now, but I won't.

[johnnay]

landho said that there is a way around being friendzoned.

i forgot the word but it has to do with "accidentally" grabbing her tits like when you "accidentally" trip and fall.

was it frotilism or something?

frottage might be the word youre looking for.

[gfunkdocta]

mrs. kunk gave me the ok to reveal her. pardon my gay face.

kunk, i love u guys, but,

one time, at band camp..

[Guest Phrost]

when i was 5 i witnessed transexuals (ladyboys) dancing on stage in thailand

[kunk75]

no offense taken. one time she shoved a flute up my backpussy.

kunk, i love u guys, but,

one time, at band camp..

[mr fluffernutter]

you remind me of something in that pic

[kunk75]

what? the aids virus?

[mr fluffernutter]

no it's ike a person i've seen in a movie

i think its a guy in a band