superconfessional

[mrip]

where the fuck is all the yoo hoo

did 7-11 stop carrying it

shit

ive been to every 7-11 in my area

gotta start hitting up gas stations

[Cryhavoc]

i have heard yoo-hoo isn't even chocolate milk its chocolate drink

is this true or vicious rumour

[mrip]

it is chocolate drink

no milk

[Cryhavoc]

have you ever had chocolate milk or were you deprived as a child?

i will post u some

[RobotPunk]

I have a brazilian jiu jitsu tournament in 2 weeks in my hometown. Friends and family and lots of townies are coming to watch me for the first time. I know its just a sport but I am absolutely terrified. My worst fear is to get choked out and wake up to people went to high school with laughing at me. Here's a clip of my last match a while back.

[Paean]

I have a brazilian jiu jitsu tournament in 2 weeks in my hometown. Friends and family and lots of townies are coming to watch me for the first time. I know its just a sport but I am absolutely terrified. My worst fear is to get choked out and wake up to people went to high school with laughing at me. Here's a clip of my last match a while back.

you got to man up !

edit: the vid was pretty amusing. which was you ?

[RobotPunk]

the asian one.

p.s. ur neg rep made me feel worse. haha.

[Egpt]

the asian one.

p.s. ur neg rep made me feel worse. haha.

did u win or lose the youtube match? both are asian, but u already know that

[RobotPunk]

I think the other guy was iranian. I was wearing the blue and red belt. I won.

[Egpt]

I think the other guy was iranian. I was wearing the blue and red belt. I won.

i'd love to train BJJ, but the fucked up ears we get after a while disencourage me a lot.

[midnight]

oh jewish holidays.

you make me so happy im not jewish.

and that i dont have to do anything today.

[RobotPunk]

i'd love to train BJJ, but the fucked up ears we get after a while disencourage me a lot.

You definitely get your ears fucked up more by wrestling, i think. BJJ is fun as hell and after the matches are done there's lots of respect. Heads up if you wanna train**- Everyone wears sandals so you better be rocking them beesbeem christo's, jk.

[Paean]

heh, visvim christos are the worst than normal sandals.

[Zipster1]

How do guys do that? Where u come up with physical evidence?

told her i came out with little to show, works everytime for me....beginning to wonder how dumb can she get

[inaya]

i fucking hate banks. if I didn't need my debit card for some things, i'd go money under the bed and inside books style.

[evisu 2000]

where the fuck is all the yoo hoo

did 7-11 stop carrying it

shit

ive been to every 7-11 in my area

gotta start hitting up gas stations

yo when i was in new york

so many places only carried nesquik

wtf

[cinderella]

i feel abandoned.

[jeepster]

i feel abandoned.

I'm here for you boo

btw

are you coming to NY

with

___?

yes?

[amo te]

it is chocolate drink

no milk

troof. you can buy that shit warm in cartons at walgreens. my girl got some last night and was kinda sketched out that it was warm. i had to explain to her the wonders of yoohoo and why it's ok if it's warm. triflin ass hoe questionin my choco drank.

here's another story:

one time in high school i was talking to this girl on AIM (returrrnnn of tha mackk) and i was getting bored so i decided to go to a local diner with a couple friends. i told the girl on aim that i was leaving to go to said diner, and she asked me to pick her up some french fries (the place is known for their fries or something) and i told her sure because i had the hots for her and i wanted to dip the tip.

so we get to the diner and i tell my friends about how this girl wanted me to get her some fries and they all told me i was a dumbass because she was dating someone. well, this kind of broke my little heart, but i decided to get her her fries anyways.

i get back into town and am about to drop off the french fries - but i had to get them ready for her. since she didn't tell me that she was taken, i thought it'd be a good idea to drop some street justice on her french fries. i had to take a leak so i went in my friends bushes and then made sure to drip dry in her fries and then sprinkle a lil pube somethin somethin on there and mix it all up.

well, i get back to her place and the moment of truth hits as i give her the fries .. she opened the container, and proceeded to fucking DEVOUR them. some of her friends even joined in on the festivities and before i knew it i had 5 girls thanking me for the fries. no, girls, thank you.

[bouwnt]

As expected, my experiment was an utter failure.

how could you have known that an icecube would not fit inside your virgin an00s??

[NatseOklim]

My first and only BJJ tourny I was destroying my opponent but none of my guard passes, sweeps or submission attempts were scored and when he tapped to an armbar, he denied it and the ref said he never saw it. He won on points, the ref was his instructor.......

[unklesteve]

I'm running two successful businesses, just picked up a couple of writing gigs, doing a bit of marketing consulting, my kids are awesome, my wife is amazing, her girlfriend is very "accomodating" of my whims, and I've got a great house and tons of friends.

And more than anything else all I want to do is get the fuck out of here for a while. Seriously. Every day that I wake up in my own bed I have to bite down on my fist to keep from screaming.

[Spaghettini]

unklesteve: im probably confusing you with someone else, but werent you the one whose wife went away on a vacation to "discover herself" and left you with the kids? if so, what happened? if not, my bad

edit: it was you. im glad things have turned around for you.

My marriage is in the shitter, and my wife is planning to leave the country for a little while by herself to "sort things out".

Which leaves me with three kids and a store to run while she gets fucked up on a beach somewhere to make herself feel better about treating me like shit for the last two weeks.

Any more of this and I'm liable to lose my shit entirely.

[RobotPunk]

My first and only BJJ tourny I was destroying my opponent but none of my guard passes, sweeps or submission attempts were scored and when he tapped to an armbar, he denied it and the ref said he never saw it. He won on points, the ref was his instructor.......

I'd be so pissed. Unfortunately, a lot of bjj events are poorly run. I'll make sure to not stop the armbar until the ref pulls me off or i break the other guy's arm.

[junglejane]

confession: I sometimes (often) vogue out to cheesy 90's pop and eurodance when I'm getting ready.

[DüM]

yo when i was in new york

so many places only carried nesquik

wtf

the only place near me that has it is the 99¢ store.

and it's in juiceboxes.

[gramps]

I'd be so pissed. Unfortunately, a lot of bjj events are poorly run. I'll make sure to not stop the armbar until the ref pulls me off or i break the other guy's arm.

Hallmark of a total asshole.

[NatseOklim]

Hallmark of a total asshole.

Only way to win a match often. If I had held on til the ref pulled me away then I'd have won my match.

[TransparentCranium]

i spin my pens around in complicate ways: i am white.

i like soft bacon.

[High Monika]

Hallmark of a total asshole.

Gramps, 99% of the time I agree with you and your old gold mining wisdom, but I have to disagree here. Those guys are often nuts and refuse to tap.

And. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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