superconfessional

[newaesthetic]

I was just randomly looking around on facebook and happened upon my (female) friend's little sister's pics. She's only two years younger but they're from a weekend on a beach and she's single and I am getting smashing urge. She used to always be pretty flirty but I always was with a girl.

Oh, and I cooked a pound and a half of ground beef today to make tacos, figured I could even have some saved for tomorrow. Ended up eating the whole damn thing. Crushing up some tortilla chips and just throwing it all in a bowl might be ghetto, but it's so much easier.

[bill]

^^edit: do the big bang boom with her

i want some yoohoo

and some dumplings.

i SERIOUSLY WANT SOME GODDAMN DUMPLINGS WITH THE SPICY SAUCE

[evisu 2000]

i found a gas station next to my school that has mad yoohoo

but that was the last yoo hoo cop

goin on extreme mrip diet

no junk food

yoo-hoo lite exists

[evisu 2000]

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

[mrip]

yoo-hoo lite exists

nigga

finding yoohoo OG was hard enough

im just gonna be on some water and tofu shit or somethin

[andewhall]

Hey mass have you heard that song with the line, 'my ambition is to have ambition'. I always thought it was a funny line. If people ask what you do, just pull that out.

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

[samsikle]

i have to study for an accounting test for tomorrow but i'm not because i have foodcoma

[masuerte]

I'm actually doing something for once. After a year of enjoying doing nothing yet also feeling-sorta-guilty about it all... I'm ready to work ridiculously hard while wishing I was doing nothing at all :/

Also... coast guard uniforms are uuuuugleeeeeee!

[panicnation]

i have no aspirations

which is why i underachieve

i don't care

but it's becoming a problem, i think

same here.

[panicnation]

i think you should start displaying yr intentions more overtly...take her out on dates, call her up, y'know...charm her! Girls aren't usually that daft and she'll know you're interested, instantly removing your fag tag.

It may already be too late if she's already placed u in the 'friend zone' though...

[azn8oi]

landho said that there is a way around being friendzoned.

i forgot the word but it has to do with "accidentally" grabbing her tits like when you "accidentally" trip and fall.

was it frotilism or something?

[NatseOklim]

You have it slightly easier in America because you have all this language associated with dating, just ask her if she'd like to go out on a date with you some time.

[azn8oi]

oh yeah i forgot that you're a white boy studying at HKU.

ha ha ha ha.

[azn8oi]

At least you are probably the best dressed white guy in your program.

The white guys here in Taiwan are bottom of the barrel rejects. It's pretty amazing. All but 3 white guys studying here are shorter than me (5'10'').

???????????????????????

[home]

ahah, i just love seeing some of the shit (grown?) women wear to school.

we're talking disney steez right thurr.

solution found: going to fap one out.

twice.

[azn8oi]

native hkers and koreans who don't know any better, no doubt.

ask dismal and winq about this.

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I want to negrep someone some badly right now, but I won't.

[johnnay]

landho said that there is a way around being friendzoned.

i forgot the word but it has to do with "accidentally" grabbing her tits like when you "accidentally" trip and fall.

was it frotilism or something?

frottage might be the word youre looking for.

[gfunkdocta]

mrs. kunk gave me the ok to reveal her. pardon my gay face.

kunk, i love u guys, but,

one time, at band camp..

[Guest Phrost]

when i was 5 i witnessed transexuals (ladyboys) dancing on stage in thailand

[kunk75]

no offense taken. one time she shoved a flute up my backpussy.

kunk, i love u guys, but,

one time, at band camp..

[mr fluffernutter]

you remind me of something in that pic

[kunk75]

what? the aids virus?

[mr fluffernutter]

no it's ike a person i've seen in a movie

i think its a guy in a band

[amo te]

i kind of see a resemblence to that dude that sings for the band disturbed .. or howie mandell. if you are offended by that, i apologize, haha, i'm just sayin'

[kunk75]

yes, cause they're both bald. for the last time i am not every bald guy.

[mr fluffernutter]

no its your lips

[U MAD]

I'm seeing it too I wonder if we're reminded of the same guy, been bugging me since I saw the pic.

[NatseOklim]

Buster Bloodvessel?

[kunk75]

^haha. fuck you. before or after gastric bypass?

[NatseOklim]

After. Thread needs a picture of you with your tongue out now.