new forum suggestion...supernewbs!

[startmeup]

what i see way too much are uninformed "gangstas" coming in and getting the shit flamed out of them because they dont know the basics of superfuture; i.e. decorum, etiquette, horrible eurotrash brands and what not to bring up (ive made this mistake plenty of times) search button. That way, we can post all the stickied things from supershopping, superdenim, and put them all in one forum and say "read this carefully before submitting questions, when you think you're ready, start posting." also, please dont flame me, a relative newb for posting this here, because i know its gonnna get moved, but i knew no other appropriate place, and in supertrash no one would notice.

[Yet Fung]

I'm pretty noob too, but i second that.

[ten100switch]

how about "new" people just read and learn the information available on superfuture and learn how superfuture works, instead of jumping in and expecting people to find them answers

[keri]

I read about 5-6 threads for every one I respond to, and I love the search function. And I did that as a newb. I think that it is just bad forum etiquitte that these people have, not SF newbieness.

[greentea]

whut up noobies.

[Geowu]

I like responding to newbies, so yes I support the idea

[Guest Airjamie]

Logic suggests that, if they fuck up and post the wrong shit when we have it stickied, then re-stickying it wont do any good. Dipshits are Dipshits. They will fuck up no matter what.

[red]

worth a shot. any body wanna add anything?

1. dont post about eurotrash jeans like true religion, 7, etc. or you will be flamed. unless your a girl. then we'll just ask for pics of you without the jeans on.

2. we hate bape. hate it. we dont give a fuck if the designs nice. hell, we dont care if you write a book to us about why bape is cool. we will never like it. why? i dont know. i dont write the rules. i just write them.

3. use the search button. i repeat, USE THE SEARCH BUTTON. if you ask a question asked everyday by newbs such as yourself, you will be flamed.

4. NO FUCKING SPAM. if you spot spam, then by all means, flame. you may find the practice useful. this kind of spam is good though.

5. englandmj7 is a george bush groupie. and hell cut your head of if you own a clothing line (rouge status, alife, mttm, whatever). he has a way with words.

6. minya's an oppresive dictator. and england loves him for that. dont fuck with minya. you will be flamed.

7. dont complain about how superfutere used to be. we will politely remind you that your only a newb. and you will be flamed.

8. dont use food to describe your jeans. you will not just be flamed. you will die.

9. dont be hurt by what we say. i hate making 12 year olds cry. my typing should not hurt you at all.

10. flame wars are cool.

11. come for jeans, stay for trash.

12. never state your irish if youre an american with irish blood. england will put you in your place.

[rnrswitch]

Uh what does flame mean? And I think someone should say, "Newbie" again.

[minya]

nah, I don't think a new forum is in order, but I will be putting together some sort of new "rules and regulations" type bizness now that we have the new forum software in order, with friendly suggestions and relevant information for those new to the forum.

[red]

Uh what does flame mean? And I think someone should say, "Newbie" again.

it means ill pull this on your ass

[Astérix]

1. dont post about eurotrash jeans like true religion, 7, etc. or you will be flamed. unless your a girl. then we'll just ask for pics of you without the jeans on.

(This is fucked up....10 words?)

[spiveyt2]

^ not everyone will ask for pics w/o jeans, just red.

[keri]

worth a shot. any body wanna add anything?

1. dont post about eurotrash jeans like true religion, 7, etc. or you will be flamed. unless your a girl. then we'll just ask for pics of you without the jeans on.

2. we hate bape. hate it. we dont give a fuck if the designs nice. hell, we dont care if you write a book to us about why bape is cool. we will never like it. why? i dont know. i dont write the rules. i just write them.

3. use the search button. i repeat, USE THE SEARCH BUTTON. if you ask a question asked everyday by newbs such as yourself, you will be flamed.

4. NO FUCKING SPAM. if you spot spam, then by all means, flame. you may find the practice useful. this kind of spam is good though.

5. englandmj7 is a george bush groupie. and hell cut your head of if you own a clothing line (rouge status, alife, mttm, whatever). he has a way with words.

6. minya's an oppresive dictator. and england loves him for that. dont fuck with minya. you will be flamed.

7. dont complain about how superfutere used to be. we will politely remind you that your only a newb. and you will be flamed.

8. dont use food to describe your jeans. you will not just be flamed. you will die.

Jeans stay on, sorry red, but they have to. If you ever get the vibe to be a stalker, you can track me down.

That kind of spam is awful. I hate ham, especially canned. Only good spam is putting a fire cracker in it and seeing if it will blow up.

You forgot how hott England is.

And lastly: But what if I spilt mustard on my AW's, they would have to be MUSTARDY jeans, they would HAVE to be.

[Corbin Law]

we dont need a whole new nub forum

we just need a giant thred

outlining eveyrthing from the

superfuture glossary

ettiquete

and rules and shit

[denimdestroyedmylife]

thanks, red-------instead of typing out USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BUTTON, we can order by number!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

NUMBER THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ok?

[cheapmuthafukr]

red, you forgot rule #13: supertrash is where the best threads go to live out thier lives.

and 14#: do not take it personal. if you do you have bigger problems than how much starch to use.

[red]

number 4 was originally come for jeans stay for trash, but spam was just too important. and i was too fucking lazy to put the trash rule back up on there.

[red]

updated.1234567890

[englandmj7]

I see; thanks Red, it is great to feel loved.

You forgot how hott England is.

Hot as in hot-headed, like I am an asshole who always has something shitty to say? Or hot like if I come to Texas we can hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? If the latter is correct, you are not so bad yourself.....grr

:eek:

[startmeup]

btw, keri, LOVE the nibbler from futurama avatar. such a good show. tooo bad it got cancelled though :-( :-( :-(

[startmeup]

I started a petition for a supernewb separate forum, and got some mixed angles, but i think minya said we should sticky one large thread, so...fools rush in, and get taught by superjunkies!

[cheapmuthafukr]

so what ya wanna know?

[greentea]

I started a petition for a supernewb separate forum, and got some mixed angles, but i think minya said we should sticky one large thread, so...fools rush in, and get taught by superjunkies!

i think having a seperate forum beats the purpose of getting a rookie hazing like we all did from the veterans that came before us. definately good for learning the hard way and it destroys the ego factor. case in point "mint brah dude" from laguna beach., or o.c or where ever that fruit cake is from.

[startmeup]

one frat wigger has to ruin my good idea...fuck!

[startmeup]

and i dont wanna know nothing, cept why all these bapestas feel it necessary to proclaim how mint they are

[cheapmuthafukr]

yeah... you need to be taught the propper way to handle yourself on this forum. the best way is to get your ass handed to you. you will either leave or learn.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[startmeup]

okay, youre right.