dream interpreter.

[lil brown brother]

probably the strangest things of this sort happened when i was in highschool. about 3 or 4 times, as i was laying in bed half asleep, i would suddenly be unable to move or make a sound. i would hear a voice of what i imagined a malicious spirit telling me to give myself over to it. i would try to screa and get out of bed but i couldnt do anything.

this happened to me before i couldnt move ... but no voices... i slept it off then i eventually woke up .. i thought i was a goner ... i tried to move but my arms just flew like an involuntary thing ....

[onemancult]

sleep paralysis? alien abductions?

[red]

this happened between the time i started the thread and now. it was the first time i realised i was in a dream and could do absolutely anything i wanted. pretty awesome.

so im chased by a bunch of my classmates who are trying to kill me. i end up running up a 2 story building to the second floor, and lock myself in a room. i begin to panic knowing i have nowhere to go. its then that i realize that its only a dream. suddenly, i jump out of the window and land on the street, causing it to break, sort of like neo in the matrix. i jump into a hotel building and find myself on some floor. the room is like a lobby, and it had an elegant red and gold carpet with pale pink striped walls. an old woman comes out of nowhere and tries to kill me with a butter knife. i grab the knife from her and slash her throat open. then this old rent-a-cop shows up. i try getting into the elevator, but its till on the first floor. i then remember that i have powers, but for some reason, i cant walk through the elevator doors like a ghost. it dawns on me that i may be losing my powers. so i kill the cop with the butter knife.

[daikonyama]

this happened to me before i couldnt move ... but no voices... i slept it off then i eventually woke up .. i thought i was a goner ... i tried to move but my arms just flew like an involuntary thing ....

This has happened to me too - I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move. No voices or anything, just couldn't move my body, aside from my face. Couldn't say anything either though. I was eventually able to move, but that was after trying to force my body to (not sure how long either). Was sweating like hell, and sat up for a while wondering what the hell that was about then went back to sleep.

[Guest DUM]

^I had that too..but it coincided with a dream I was having...

I was at a circus, fell down and it went all "romeo must die" and I saw my spine crack, I woke p and couldnt move..thought I was paralized.

[keska]

u guys need help

[swooc]

With the being awake and body can't move thing, that happens to me almost every time i sleep now.

I'm actually afraid to sleep.....

Back to topic, i had a dream about fighting magicians with kurt russell and van damme as my side kicks. I fucking hate magicians.

[hilite]

Strange as it seems, there's been a run of crazy dreams....

[mswill_i_am]

i dreamt my grandfather ironed my honeycombs.

hahahahaha

[mswill_i_am]

i had a dream the other night while sleeping on an air mattress in my friends dorm that i was about to get attacked by 2 bears running at me from different directions but i knew to lie down and pretend i was dead and i think they like just ran into each other or something.

maybe has something to do with me watching national geographic when this guy like..raises bears and shit.

[machineo]

and once when i was on nicotine patches, i dremt that i was fucking this darkskinned asian chick, but her pussy was an orchid. busted off in my sleep... next to my wife in bed... told her it was the best sex i ever had.

the last two times i slept with the patch on i dreamt i was attacked by a dog. the first time in the face the second i could feel it biting/hanging off the back of my neck. fuckig scary, but if darkskinned asian sex dreams are a possibility, then im gonna keep trying.

[bee hee]

I had a dream that the percussion teacher at my school was running for president against Al Gore. I saw Al Gore meditating under a showerhead in the men's locker room except the showerhead wasn't going, but there was quite a bit of steam. Much of the school was sitting in the natatorium when the percussion teacher's win was announced and he started playing a cello solo. Then the band teacher told him to stop and he did.

analyze that please?

[soraanaam]

anyway, if you are dreaming when you are falling and you hit the ground it means you are dead, learned that in my psych class, cuz whenever youre dreaming when youre falling you always wake up

[kauflust]

^ dude, not always true. i had a dream where i kept throwing myself off the balcony in my house to get away from some things that were chasing me, hoping to either wake up or move on to the next dream sequence and away from those things. i think i did that at least three times before i finally woke up.

[soraanaam]

^ dude, not always true. i had a dream where i kept throwing myself off the balcony in my house to get away from some things that were chasing me, hoping to either wake up or move on to the next dream sequence and away from those things. i think i did that at least three times before i finally woke up.

o shit dude, i had the exactly same type of dream, like i had a dream i was in a motel room on the second florr, and zombies were trying to get in and the only way out was out the blacony, so i jumped and landed on the grass, but my lil bro was stuk back inside and i remembered crying and screaming then i woke up

[ghostdeini]

anybody here ever have a dream where somebody they know does something that really pissed you off, and sometimes you even yell out in your sleep, punch the air, or wake up still pissed at that person even though they did nothing wrong in real life?

i think we can all agree that sex dreams are the best dreams. aside from when you dream that you own something that you've really wanted

[soraanaam]

yea, it was about something my mom did, she blamed something on me but idont remember what, like when i woke i was being grouchy at her and all that shit, and she was like "whats wrong with you"

[red]

i just had this dream, where everyone i ever knew congregated in a hilly, green, treeless pasture. there was a lone baseball feild behind one of these hills, and a small circle of people were tossing this boy i knew once to each other. it was awesome, because the pasture was filled with people who were mostly gazing at the night sky. and i knew every single person. it was like a huge sleepover.

there was also parts about flying to a video game planet sponsored by apple, tailing a friend of mine who was going to meet a drug dealer, using a black book as camoflauge, and two naked models in a room with peach walls and a huge, frothing bathtub that took up almost all the space.

i mostly liked the pasture part. the video game planet, and the models were also pretty good.

[whitney]

last night I had dreamt about a boy from middle school era.

we were back in school but much older. he was wearing rick owens. he sat next to me but I wasn't really speaking to him because he didn't speak up when his then gf accused me of some things, how she "saw us together" etc. and he knew perfectly well he approached me first and nothing major really happened. anyways. he catches me up on his life. he sees my scar. he asks me about it. before I could explain I woke up.

I don't know why I'd dream of someone I haven't thought of in ages. his face wasn't 100% clear but I knew who he was.

[djrajio]

you obviously want his dick.

[ouss]

^^lol

rajiv what's up man?

[azn8oi]

I had a dream last night involving terrorist attacks. I was on the 78th floor of a really tall building. The room was as tall as the ground floor of the building, so we can assume it's has 3-story rooves or something. In my dream it was specifically the 78th floor though.

There was an exhibition or something, but in a completely open room with no obstructions, save for the fold up chairs and a projector screen. The Joker (Batman concept) busts into the room with his henchmen and tosses in two really potent tear gas canisters. No one notices that jawn until it's all green with smoke. Then Joker leaves the room and throws in a spark and the entire room goes booooom.

A bunch of people died, and they started to run out. Problem is Joker also booby trapped one of the bigger set of emergency exit stairs. So as people were trying to run down the stairs, he blew it up and more people died.

I went out of the other set, so I survived. I got to the ground floor and everything was business as usual. Turns out that no one even KNEW that there was a terrorist attack because they could'nt feel it. So then I'm just guarding the front entrance of the building along with another survivor to tell them that they cannot enter. There was a really stubborn old white lady that I wanted to punch in the face because she would not fucking turn back. Fucking white people.

Anyways this little boy comes up to me and I ask him who he's looking for, and he's looking for his dad. I ask him where his dad is, and the boy says the 78th floor. FUCK, he died.

I gave him a hug and he cried me a river.

The end.

[Servo2000]

azn8oi dreams in bruce willis films

mad envious

[Fabulaz]

Last night a mythical creature who is half unicorn and half nicole kidman was chasing down people with her horn in a big parking lot. I was hiding beside some cars as she ran by me, and I had a feeling that I was supposed to die, so I stepped out and she chased me down and shafted me with her horn. then as I was falling and bleeding, I told her to hold me and kiss me, and she held me with her hooves and bent down. but as her head neared mine, turns out her mouth was actually a spiky fish fin with poisonous points.

[djrajio]

she's obviously wants your dick.

[Oxy.]

well last night i had a dream that i was staying the night at 2 random chicks house. they were both asian an had big tits, and ass. i woke up in the dream late in the night, and their daughter was missing. i went over to their bed (1 room, 2 beds), and one of the chicks was naked with the sheets off of her. i started doing missionary, while her & her "friend" were discussing what to do about the missing child. after i finished smashing, i got up and stole money from them. then i ran outside (it was raining) and just started trying to find a place to hide (i was naked still, and it was dark).

my interpretation: i watch too much porn.

[travisio]

[julzkind]

i dreamt about my cousins wedding that was last weekend and i kicked his lil brothers asses.

i was late to it and i was wearing jeans and a tee and had to change in the bathroom and then left my clothes in there and freaked out....

um and the food was chicken alfredo, steak and rice w vegetables.

lol i dunno wtf

[samsikle]

i had this dream during a short nap --

i was at my cousin's old house, in her mom's office and i know i was waiting for some guy that i liked. anyways we leave and we're outside in like a gazebo kind of thing and i stand up on like a bench so i could put my arms around him, and he grabs me up and twirls me around and for those few seconds i felt like a feather floating, like the feeling you get when you're on a roller coaster and your guts are suspended in air for a second. feels like love come back, dream boy!

[aho]

Just woke up from a nap after having a weird ass dream...I dreamt that I had woken up in my bed and there was heat emanating from my sheets like there was a heater so I got up and realized it was 8:30. I counted in my head how many hours it was since I went to sleep (7 hrs, I actually went to sleep at 1:30pm in real life) and told myself wow I overslept, I should call my girlfriend. I got up (still in the dream) and opened up my microwave and there was steaming hot popping popcorn which for some reason I ate. The popcorn wasn't done so I kept spitting out the kernels but for some reason I put more in my mouth. I tried to close the microwave but everytime I did it would keep popping popcorn and wouldn't turn off so I thought to myself, "wow I'm glad it didn't burn or start a fire while I was sleeping, popping popcorn for 8 hrs". I went to the bathroom sink and kept spitting out the kernels and kept saying to myself wow I overslept what should I do?

After laying back down in my dream I woke up in real life to check the time...2:30pm, birds chirping outside my window, bright from the afternoon sun....

Nothing special but it was the most vivid dream I've had in a while and I can remember everything clearly...

On another note, any of you ever get sleep paralysis? Shit freaks me out although I've only gotten it once...