WHANTS lT LIKE HAAVING SEX:?

[DDML]

I KNOW BUT lS IT LIKE WHEN YOU LAY FACE DOWN ON HTE FLOOR AND YR BUDDY STEPS ON YR ASS?1!!

IT S LIKE THAT!

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[bryanayrb]

too early for this

[Goslett]

way too early

[Analog]

I KNOW BUT lS IT LIKE WHEN YOU LAY FACE DOWN ON HTE FLOOR AND YR BUDDY STEPS ON YR ASS?1!!

IT S LIKE THAT!

WHOA THAT'S TUFFY! BUT FOR SINGLUAR JOY JOY EXPRESSION TOO PUTTING RUBBER BOOT BEFORE TEH STOMP, FOREVER ?!?

CAREFUL, KAY ?

[blm14]

First it was like this:

And then it was like this:

And then finally it was like this

[Dropt]

I heard it's whack.

[RandR]

its pretty gross. first your front pincers slide across the females chitinous thorax until they find purchase on her soft egg sack. then, after you discharge your sperm into her many mouthed cloaca, she stings you in the spine and paralyzes you before planting an egg in your belly.

overall, would give it 4/5

[Bigyen]

yes

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[sybaritical]

[Mogli]

This seems right

[squirtlepk]

[gfunkdocta]

[tg76]

[blm14]

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[denimdestroyedmylife]

[into the rain]

purchase block of hard tofu

carve hole through tofu

microwave 1 min to heat up

insert member into hole

enjoy

[vitasoy]

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[goat]

[redX]

is sex that thing where both still have their socks on and there's a lot of apologizing?

[RandR]

is sex that thing where both still have their socks on and there's a lot of apologizing?

I think sex is the thing where you tell the girl that "it's gonna be like when luke blows up the death star" and then you close your eyes and chant "USE THE FORCE LUKE" in a deep voice, before you guide your quivering penis into her exhaust port and then explode and go "KERPLOW" really loudly, and then she takes the money on the counter and leaves crying because she's amazed at how well you captured the spirit of that amazing moment, and you say something totally awesome and cool like "stay classy kid" and then you are just alone in the Motel 6 and Con Air is on TBS because it's the superstation.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

SURRENDER, DOROTHY!

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[shwanger]

Love that movie!

[nictan]

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[DrMoBueno]

djrajio is back just in time to explain it all

[liannesmiles]

its pretty gross. first your front pincers slide across the females chitinous thorax until they find purchase on her soft egg sack. then, after you discharge your sperm into her many mouthed cloaca, she stings you in the spine and paralyzes you before planting an egg in your belly.

overall, would give it 4/5

LOOOOOL, made my day.

[postmodernsleaze]

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