official break up thread

[kenzie]

^ this

a girl friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months or so. she's taking it really hard and i'm trying to be a good friend. giving her some space, talking light and all that good stuff that comes with being a good friend. she's having a really hard time, not able to eat much, emotions constantly swinging and her parents are putting a lot of stress on her because she wont tell them what's going on. she knows her mom will flip when she finds out what happened. ii'm also trying to sleep with her before she leaves for college... does this make me a bad person? (rhetorical question) (i've been working on it for about a month or so, not unsuccessfully, i might add)

[footfeet]

^ this

a girl friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months or so. she's taking it really hard and i'm trying to be a good friend. giving her some space, talking light and all that good stuff that comes with being a good friend. she's having a really hard time, not able to eat much, emotions constantly swinging and her parents are putting a lot of stress on her because she wont tell them what's going on. she knows her mom will flip when she finds out what happened. ii'm also trying to sleep with her before she leaves for college... does this make me a bad person? (i've been working on it for about a month or so, not unsuccessfully, i might add)

No 10char

[sawn-off chef]

I mean, that kinda makes you an atrocious person. Not trying to judge, because at this point I can't point fingers.

[jackg]

^ this

a girl friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months or so. she's taking it really hard and i'm trying to be a good friend. giving her some space, talking light and all that good stuff that comes with being a good friend. she's having a really hard time, not able to eat much, emotions constantly swinging and her parents are putting a lot of stress on her because she wont tell them what's going on. she knows her mom will flip when she finds out what happened. ii'm also trying to sleep with her before she leaves for college... does this make me a bad person? (i've been working on it for about a month or so, not unsuccessfully, i might add)

yeah it kinda does pal!

[kenzie]

yeah i figured as much. whatever, being a nice guy never got me anywhere.

edit: don't get me wrong, though, i do care about her and i do worry that she's having such a hard time dealing with the break up. it's just that there are old feelings here and ulterior motives.

[nism]

why would her mum flip out if she finds out about the break up?

[kenzie]

idk exactly why, but i think it has something to do with the two families being pretty close and the parents know the kids very well. not to mention she's an only child, japanese born in japan, so her parents are already overly protective.

[kenzie]

it's not just for that, i mean we're old friends so yeah i do care. it's just something that's been on the mind. whatever, this thread ain't about me.

[Kregg]

gotta dump my girl, she's nowhere near right for me.

I hope she's not a sobbing bitch about it.

[footfeet]

^How come?

When you do go through with it, I'd remove her from your facebook friends list. Let her know. I'm assuming she won't take the breakup too well, but not being able to stalk an ex's fb account helps them move on with their lives.

[broneck]

gotta dump my girl, she's nowhere near right for me. I hope she's not a sobbing bitch about it.

Nice guy, this Kregg fella.

[american_hearts]

What a lucky woman.

[gramps]

Kregg, you've made me the luckiest sobbing bitch in the world!

[Spastic_Koala]

^ this

a girl friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months or so. she's taking it really hard and i'm trying to be a good friend. giving her some space, talking light and all that good stuff that comes with being a good friend. she's having a really hard time, not able to eat much, emotions constantly swinging and her parents are putting a lot of stress on her because she wont tell them what's going on. she knows her mom will flip when she finds out what happened. ii'm also trying to sleep with her before she leaves for college... does this make me a bad person? (i've been working on it for about a month or so, not unsuccessfully, i might add)

Enjoy the post-sex guilt she's going to lay on you and herself.

[sawyer]

yeah i figured as much. whatever, being a nice guy never got me anywhere.

edit: don't get me wrong, though, i do care about her and i do worry that she's having such a hard time dealing with the break up. it's just that there are old feelings here and ulterior motives.

you're not being a good friend, it sounds like you're fucking with her head and making the break up troubles worse

i dunno you personally so i can't make this call, but you should look up "emotional abuse" and check yourself IMHO

[Spastic_Koala]

gotta dump my girl, she's nowhere near right for me.

I hope she's not a sobbing bitch about it.

[broneck]

yo for real there's some shitty people posting in this thread right now.

MY BEST FRIEND IS SO EMOTIONAL SHE CANT EAT, CAN I FUCK HER NOW?!

jesus christ, i mean i'm scummy but there's limits.

[nino_brown]

there's some serious alpha male going on in this thread, "plusrep" all around!

yes, remove her from your friends list, and then break the news when she calls asking.

[DüM]

that's not what dude said though

he just said remove her from facebook after you break up as it'll help you not stalk her afterwards

[koala]

i would just deactivate your facebook account. you become mysterious.

[kenzie]

MY BEST FRIEND IS SO EMOTIONAL SHE CANT EAT, CAN I FUCK HER NOW?!

never said she was my best friend, and obviously everything got misunderstood... im not just going after her now, i have been for a while really. you're all just gonna hate anyway, so i won't even bother trying to defend myself.

[Augustus]

^

a while? friend-zoned breh

[american_hearts]

I pretend to listen to her troubles while my penis slowly engorges with blood.

[broneck]

you're all just gonna hate anyway, so i won't even bother trying to defend myself.

yeah I certainly wouldn't bother at this point.

[kenzie]

i've already gotten negged cuz of that question as to whether or not i'm a bad person (pre rhetorical edit). i mean seirously, i'd have to be quite a dolt to not already know the answer to that question.

[broneck]

So you...know you're a bad person?

[kenzie]

yeah, totally. i've more or less come to terms with it.

[footfeet]

there's some serious alpha male going on in this thread, "plusrep" all around!

yes, remove her from your friends list, and then break the news when she calls asking.

What? I said "let her know", and it helps them move on, since the two can't stalk each other's profiles.

[philosophiliac]

smh. I think people are missing the point of nino's comment - seems to me that he's not criticising your suggestion, footfeet - but rather offering a more alpha response to the problem.

slogan for the last few pages: fuck bitches, get scummy

[lil brown brother]

^ this

a girl friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months or so. she's taking it really hard and i'm trying to be a good friend. giving her some space, talking light and all that good stuff that comes with being a good friend. she's having a really hard time, not able to eat much, emotions constantly swinging and her parents are putting a lot of stress on her because she wont tell them what's going on. she knows her mom will flip when she finds out what happened. ii'm also trying to sleep with her before she leaves for college... does this make me a bad person? (rhetorical question) (i've been working on it for about a month or so, not unsuccessfully, i might add)

go for it .. its the best chance youll have .. after college she'll be too cool for you .. and when she goes to work she'll be too successful for you.. do it now and in 10 years time at the HS reunion you can tell your boys how you tapped that .. crowning glory to the best time of your life