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One time I called this dude a jerk but he just looked at me and said "I know" :(

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"And I fucked all 3 of your bestfriends and I was the one who stole your wallet you dumb bitch, plus you look like a cross between amanda bynes and a fucking giraffe. I was only with you cause you suck mad good dick and was balling, so fuck you and Jersey"

I said this on her birthday and her dad was the mayor of some town in jersey so I said the towns name, not jersey. But fuck jersey anyways

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"You are the lowest of the low, the lowest common denominator of human filth. You are scum, and you will burn in hell."

Said it to my roommate who we caught stealing from us. The second I finished saying it his face turned ghost white and he was speechless. Naturally I regret being so downright mean and hurtful to him but at the same time he stole $100s of dollars worth of stuff from us and continued to do it even after we called him out the first time. Needless to say he didnt steal from us again after this incident

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met this hot and really cool chick at a bar, hung out wit her, had a blast, danced with her and spent a damn good time talking to her and everything. All was going well, she gave me her number, email addy biz card and was totally down to kick it again. Saying bye to her i meant to say something along the lines of "man your a cool chick, i like how you like to go out and have fun!"

For god's sake im still baffled to this day how this sentence instead came out of my mouth...

"I bet you've been around the block a few times, huh?"

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"I dont know why I even bother with you, you're nothing but a miserable human being."

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"I said GOOD DAY SIR!"

and

"You don't know what love is"

/thread

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Posted · Hidden by High Monika, February 28, 2012 - No reason given
Hidden by High Monika, February 28, 2012 - No reason given

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

Wait, fuck. That was Duke Nukem.

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-- i regret being such a mean lil bitch in my youth [redaction]

Edited by TransparentCranium

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Her: wateva happens in da end, i don't wanna lose you as my fwend

Me: i promise... i will never be your friend... no matter what... ever.

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...continued to do it even after we called him out. Needless to say he didnt steal from us again...

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

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Her: wateva happens in da end, i don't wanna lose you as my fwend

Me: i promise... i will never be your friend... no matter what... ever.

get out of here with that hotel chevalier shit.

I told my mom she was my mother by blood only. I felt bad afterwards, but it was a stressful time. I was living with my dad and going to school, and he had just been diagnosed with throat cancer a month earlier. Obviously he was off work on a reduced pay, and at the time he had the tube in his stomach and everything, could barely talk.

My mom used the FRO to start garnishment of his wages, lying that he was still on full wages (and also got my sister to apply to school to gain more support payment, even though my sister just withdrew before September). Amazingly, this shitty organization doesn't even check the facts. I called her when I found out, and I got "well, we don't even know if he's really that sick".

...things have gotten better since.

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"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

Wait, fuck. That was Duke Nukem.

X51CLWTETjY

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The school I went to growing up went through all the the grades, from Kindergarden to graduation from high school. We all took the same school buses together. There was this particularly annoying little girl who used to bug me when I was in grade 11. One day when I was in a particularly bad mood I told her:

"Did you know your parents are getting a divorce because they don't love you anymore? They hate you so much they don't want you around anymore"

She started crying hysterically of course.

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i once told a girl, "who wants to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free?" cuz they were asking for relationship advice but not taking it

sidenote: i first heard that phrase on that 70s show. lol

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a long time ago i bought this bigass eraser that said on it "a big eraser for big mistakes"

in elementary school, this little twit was being annoying as fuck and i took my eraser up to his face at recess and said "this is a big eraser for big mistakes like you!"

probably not the worst but whatever

this kid turned out to be a complete nutcase. in middle school he stabbed himself with a pencil until there was a pool of blood on the classroom floor, iirc because he didn't have an a in the class...

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a long time ago i bought this bigass eraser that said on it "a big eraser for big mistakes"

in elementary school, this little twit was being annoying as fuck and i took my eraser up to his face at recess and said "this is a big eraser for big mistakes like you!"

probably not the worst but whatever

this kid turned out to be a complete nutcase. in middle school he stabbed himself with a pencil until there was a pool of blood on the classroom floor, iirc because he didn't have an a in the class...

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it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

I wanna go home!!!!!!!!!!

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"it's mostly because i don't like your personality"

- explaining to my gf of 6 years why i wanted to break up.

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two nights ago i was at a bar and a big black guy bumped into me and started giving me shit even though i was standing still the whole time. he then goes and starts ranting about how asians suck and shit thinking that nobody in the bar knew how to speak english. so i went up to him and and said:

"oh nice shirt you got there. nice shoes too. now did you get them off welfare?"

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