how to get blood out of my silk prada?

[eggshell]

hi i need some help

so last night i was at this club grindin on this chick it was fkin cool and i mean she was pretty hot so i was wanting to bang her and she came back to my place...

unforutnatedly i had been doing a lot of coke so u kno i wasnt getting it up like my dick was limp cuz like cokes live. k too.

oh well my dealer had given me this pill he called the donkey pill cuz its supposed to get u hard like donkey dick but i hadnt gotten laid in 4 years so this was my first time using it...

anyways im jus slammin this chick and its pretty great if u ask me n i came hard too so hard that i passed out like i dont think thats ever happened to me

anyways the next morning i am waking up and this chick is taking a piss or something so i am in the bed but i still have a hardon

and that freaked me out u no like i heard thats dangerous to have hard on for so long

so this chick is like yo i have idea and she pulled out a needle and thats kinda freaky u no like what kink she could be into but i dono she drained my dick of the blood and thats cool i was happy but she dribbled on my prada silk pants!!! :mad: that shit cost me some money u no so i am wondering how to get it out

[goat]

dick blood needs to be licked clean by the 3rd daughter of the cousin of the evil warlord of Madagascar.

You're in for a mission and a half.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

that's cool

[Vampyrvargfesten]

[funkdoobi]

i just wanted to be apart of this thread.

[bill]

wait...hat?

[sawyer]

i don't believe this story, there is no way you have silk prada pants

[not_a_virus.exe]

dribble more blood on the rest of the pants so it matches

[TTM]

your life is pathetic nonetheless i must +rep

[gfunkdocta]

stfu ho

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[blm14]

sounds like you need moar coke

[Caps Lock]

I would get some more donkey dick (no bestiality)

[HOLY]

U need a corny white girl's vaginal fluids and some Vanish to clean that shit up.

[conqueror]

[mondayc]

Still trying to figure out why you'd let a girl you met in a club <12 hours ago stick a needle in your dick :confused:.

[CML]

[skiniks]

guys i think i'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this story!

[panicnation]

hi i need some help

so last night i was at this club grindin on this chick

...

and thats cool i was happy but she (bled) on my prada silk pants!!! :mad: that shit cost me some money u no so i am wondering how to get it out

would've been cooler if your story went straight from grinding to getting blood on yr pants...if you get my drift.

[redX]

scrub it out with some seamen