Superembarrassing Moments Thread

[whitney]

I'm pretty good at drunk texting past conquests when I get to a certain level of inebriation.

Usually they're cool cuz they know I'm drunk.

But once I got called out for it by this beezy in front of my boys.

Shit was awkward.

Probably that.

what did u text her that made her call you out?

[WayneGibbous]

Farting when you sneeze. Did that shit in a job interview once and one of the interviewers said "bless you". To the fart or sneeze I'm not sure...

[redgrail]

what did u text her that made her call you out?

booty text.

turns out she had found jesus in the mean time.

she was not appreciative.

[whitney]

i rarely use this but really

LOL

(edit- sorry you had to go through that)

[khoiphan92]

I moved to southern california last year and I was surprised by the lack of asians in my city. I was also surprised when this year I was transferred out of PE to take a health class because my new school required it. It was a great class until we got to sex ed. It was time for the male sex organ.n I was comfortable iclass until one day, my friend who happened to be black asked, "Does race affect penis size?" My teacher then said, " Well statistically, African males have bigger penises.... and asians the smallest." There was few snickers at first until the teacher started laughing, then EVERYONE stared at me and laughed. Some even pointed. I was the onry asian in crass

[ojjairus]

dang black du called you out. Beelee dat.

[tac0tron]

Today at work, I said "nice to meet you" to someone i've already met.

[julzkind]

7th grade, in math class with my add ass self. I find a good amount of sticky tack on the wall and start playing with it and then try to make horns on my head with it...which then gets stuck in my bangs which I then try to take out before the teach sees but I can't!

My friend suggests for me to cut my bangs off and all I can imagine is me with like no hair near my forehead so I start crying !!

My then crush was in the class I had to go to the nurse, everyone is laughing and my mom had to come take it out with baby oil so I was like super oil hair the rest of the day =/ lol

[Hendodo]

another one: in 6th grade i was at six flags with my friends. apparently the heat and roller coasters got to me and when i was trying to fart , i shit myself. i didnt have any extra clothes so i had to walk around with friends laffing at the grody stain on my ass the rest of the day

sux

[Wesley Pipes]

^^^ hahahahahahahahah

junior in high school chewing gum in class. Try to be Michael

Jordan and shoot the gum in the trash. Missssss!!!! Gum lands in this chicks hair and I dunno what the hell i should do. Tried to help and she started crying. Next day she comes to school looking like G.I Jane. I felt horrible.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

in first period French class my freshman year of hs, I got like 2 hours of sleep the night before, and was like eyes half-open. my teacher straight up calls me out for sleeping, and I'm like, "wtf, I'm wide awake" and she's like, "no, stop lying, I see your eyes closed"

at this point I just sit back and had to like soak in the racism for a little

dude I have big eyes for azn....

[Wesley Pipes]

^^ Senior year didn't study for a huge test in history class. Skimmed the test and didn't recognize anything so I decided to take a nap. Woke up with my whole desk and test covered in drool. Filled in some blanks, put it on his desk and ran.

[lovethrust]

^^ Senior year didn't study for a huge test in history class. Skimmed the test and didn't recognize anything so I decided to take a nap. Woke up with my whole desk and test covered in drool. Filled in some blanks, put it on his desk and ran.

I'm a chronic sleep-drooler. I can remember time after time sleeping on a bus for some overnight field trip and waking up with my shirt soaked. closest thing to embarassment

^^^ hahahahahahahahah

junior in high school chewing gum in class. Try to be Michael

Jordan and shoot the gum in the trash. Missssss!!!! Gum lands in this chicks hair and I dunno what the hell i should do. Tried to help and she started crying. Next day she comes to school looking like G.I Jane. I felt horrible.

I don't know, sometimes girls with short hair can be kind of hot

[MharcI]

I think I got you all beat, in senior year of HS I filmed myself and a GF having sex.

It's my little brothers birthday and we have a get together at the house, my mom tells me to get the cam and show everyone the footage of something or other.

Hook up the cam to the tv, do all that, hit play.

I forget which tape was in there.

It only played for like 10 seconds before I turned it the fuck off, but damage was done.

[Analog]

Good one. Youtube link please.

[Acquisition X]

I think I got you all beat, in senior year of HS I filmed myself and a GF having sex.

It's my little brothers birthday and we have a get together at the house, my mom tells me to get the cam and show everyone the footage of something or other.

Hook up the cam to the tv, do all that, hit play.

I forget which tape was in there.

It only played for like 10 seconds before I turned it the fuck off, but damage was done.

Haha, damn.

In 5th grade, the entire class went to Yosemite National Park to camp. I had to pee so I walked out into the wilderness. The crosswind disagreed with the direction of my stream.

I came back looking like I wetted my pants.

[034936]

i think family viewing of homemade amateur porno wins thread

[AstroWolf]

when i was 8-9 yo, a magicien made me eat tissues, in front of the WHOLE school, claiming it was for a trick.

and then.

when i was done he said it was a joke.

everybody was laughing at me

didn't think it was really appropriate to play such trick on a kid!

at least he did not put something else in your mouth :eek:

i was at a house party for my parents friends when i was like 4 or 5... the only other kid at the house was the girl who's parents were throwing the party... we kinda hid in her room to play and stay out of the way of the boozing adults... one thing turns in to another, and we start to kiss and hook up... to me this was sex... thats what i thought was happening... so after a while i have to pee, and have to walk out of her room and through the living room to get to the bathroom, where all the adults were BLAZED drunk, high, whatever... they see the little kid me, and all start to yell and laugh, the entire room go's silent as someone asks, "what are you guys doing in there?". i stupidly respond " just hanging out, having sex"... there is a dead pause as i keep walking to the bathroom, 2/3's of the room erupts laughing, her parents are not amused and rush to her room to see what the fuck was going on.

end of that hook up, no more in her room play time ever again. had to sit in the living room and be bored for another hour or two before we leave.

[Guest Phrost]

around 3rd-4th grade i rode the tire swing for the first time at recess. this one motherfucker twisted the chains around so it would spin faster. i must have been on the tire swing for 5 mins but that shit felt like eternity. 1 hr later i ask my teacher if i could go to the nurse. teacher says no because i stupidly told her it was from the tire swing. after two trips to the bathroom, i walk in front of class to get the bathroom pass again. i felt nauseous and sweaty. i feel my cheeks expand with vomit and i purge all of my cafeteria pizza lunch. the bathroom pass i was holding was covered in a blob of rubber pizza cheese. i stood there in shock until my teacher carefully takes the cheese covered vomit bathroom pass from my hand. when i get to the bathroom to clean myself up, an older kid cringed, saying "ughhh fucking disgusting"

fuck that single moment of purging felt amazing

[bouwnt]

^^

did u go to dubois?

[bouwnt]

cause i know u.

4th grade swim team, came into the urinals after i'd already setup shop.

didn't bother to skip one between us, aight

i turn and finish my pee on ur leg and goggles.

moral of the story -

trust who you piss with

[Guest Phrost]

no i went to school in new york

i was around 8 visiting family friends. this couple raised me pretty much from birth to like 4-5 years old so they were pretty much aunt and uncle. i went out with my aunt and my uncle's nephew and his wife to see air force one. we got home to my uncle and his male friend watching 80s porno. they were all sweaty and nervous, just guilty looking. uncle's friend got up too late to walk to the vcr and stop the porno

damage was done

you know i checked that shit out when i was home alone. homie left it in the vcr >: )

[AstroWolf]

"damage was done" is almost a thread of its own.

[Wesley Pipes]

I don't know, sometimes s with short hair can be kind of hot

Not this one.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

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wetted

[redX]

some pretty good ones in here

i had a lot of traumatizing shit so i don't remember most of it but the one where my mom walks in on me fapping probably fits the bill here.

"what are you doing?... oooh OOOhh...." walks out

-_________-

as soon as it's midnight in germany the advertisement on all the commercially owned tv stations switches and all you can see is ads for sex hotlines and whatnot. so there are lots of naked wimminz, boobs n all.

so when i still was a kid i would sometimes stay up late, sneak to the tv and secretly watched the ads. needles to say i got caught sometimes and the embarrassing part was when my aunt once visited on a staturday and i had stayed up the previous night and i was sleepy as fuck. so my mom proceeds to explain to her why i wouldn't come see her and rather stay in bed. i overheard the conversation and almost died of embarrassment

haha good times

[sistersuzie]

at least he did not put something else in your mouth :eek:

i was at a house party for my parents friends when i was like 4 or 5... the only other kid at the house was the girl who's parents were throwing the party... we kinda hid in her room to play and stay out of the way of the boozing adults... one thing turns in to another, and we start to kiss and hook up... to me this was sex... thats what i thought was happening... so after a while i have to pee, and have to walk out of her room and through the living room to get to the bathroom, where all the adults were BLAZED drunk, high, whatever... they see the little kid me, and all start to yell and laugh, the entire room go's silent as someone asks, "what are you guys doing in there?". i stupidly respond " just hanging out, having sex"... there is a dead pause as i keep walking to the bathroom, 2/3's of the room erupts laughing, her parents are not amused and rush to her room to see what the fuck was going on.

end of that hook up, no more in her room play time ever again. had to sit in the living room and be bored for another hour or two before we leave.

well he did, but i was paid for that, so i guess it didn't matter as much? :confused::eek:

[dfaus]

isn't my story but is hilarious/embarrassing

http://thefoggymonocle.com/2009/08/06/a-gentleman-woos-a-female-with-a-sexually-charged-dance/

this is mine:

also, in 2nd grade i was getting out of school and walking to my mom's car to pick me up. the school is next to a park, so i had to walk through the park to get to the car. well i was about halfway there and had to go to the bathroom really really bad (number 2 mind you). well long story short I decide to hide behind these bushes in the park and just pop a squat and let one go. unfortunately for me there was nothing to use to wipe so I am shit outta luck (bad pun?). i was wearing some type of sweatpants/pants with elastic waist and leg opening and distinctly remember one or two pieces of doodoo rolling down the inside of my leg since i didn't be careful enough. i let the crap out and run down to the car hoping that nobody will notice and sit in the back seat. i just sat there the whole way home silent and not moving for fear of being called out by the kids I carpooled with. :-/ to this day i can't believe how embarrassing it was

[khoiphan92]

at least you didnt get caught. i was taking finals this summer and I was sitting next to this huge ass dude looked dirty as fuck. he was sweating like a pig and didnt seem like he could focus at all. 10 minutes into the test he stood up and rushed his test to the teacher and left. when he stood up it smelled like he dropped a turd in front of my face. it was mother fucking disgusting i swear. he mustve pooped his pants. room smelled for the remainder of the two hours cause his turd chair was there.

[samsikle]

such good stories, keep them coming guys!

mine happened in the 8th grade. i was on vacation with my family in Maui. i was laying on the beach, reading a book, minding my own damn business when my mom insists that i go in the water saying something to the extent of don't waste your vacation blah blah. so i go in the water with my brother and i totally underestimate the waves. i'm struggling to stand up straight but a huge wave comes and knocks me off my feet, washing me ashore with my bikini top at my neck and my bottom half down my thighs immediately trying to keep my goodies concealed. so humiliated and pissed off, i stomped back to the hotel while my family enjoys the beach.