Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[Lab]

i dunno i did this

"im a charging rhino plz present urslf"

her reply: "wtf u know what a rhino is"

[Sayword]

Me: Let me beat

Her: Aiight

Fat chicks, lol

[6ixes&7evens]

Hey can i look inside your vagina?

Why you always hella weird?

: (

[Guest Phrost]

10:24

me: it's friday night. your ass. my place

her: ????

her: i havent heard from u in a while

me: be here in a hr

her: i cant. made plans with steph

me: last chance

12:02

her: told steph i had a stomach ache

her: i just put dylan to bed. leaving the apt now

[Analog]

me: Can I haz sum ass tappings?

DÃœM: ........

[Hella Hyphy]

Don't understand the point of this thread.

the incentive to communicate with women AND an opportunity to call people virgins

[Hella Hyphy]

[ghettosalazar]

10:24

me: it's friday night. your ass. my place

her: ????

her: i havent heard from u in a while

me: be here in a hr

her: i cant. made plans with steph

me: last chance

12:02

her: told steph i had a stomach ache

her: i just put dylan to bed. leaving the apt now

this story must be finished

[ojjairus]

will text mines when i get back...

[TTM]

as it turns out there is more to the story

me: so, can i tap that

her: saaaaay whaaaaat

me: I need an answer

her: Ur retarded

[8 hours later]

her: so wtf was up with those texts

me: we were screwin around at work today lol. but you never gave me an answer.

her: you always want what you cant have...which is me. dont cry

me: harsh...harsh

me: so where you living next semester?

her: *** and *** pretty close to campus. you?

me: ******* but im getting kicked out tomorrow so i have to bum it for two weeks.

her: I got room in my bed...

:eek:

[branespload]

me: ******* but im getting kicked out tomorrow so i have to bum it for two weeks.

her: I got room in my bed...

:eek:

calm down she won't sleep with you, she's just giving you a taste of your own medicine, taking pleasure in how easily she can manipulate you. womenz r evilz. #unicorn

[mofonyx]

^^^ yup, don't cry.

[my gym shorts]

cry he shall when he's sleeping in her bed and she's out all night looking for man sandwhich

[Analog]

man sandwhich

the fuck is a man sandwhich ?

[HBlack]

we texted this to a girl my friends sorta involved with when he ditched her to hang out with us on his phone

she texted back 'fuck off', and refused to believe it wasn't him that sent it

lol was sort of a disaster

[Dropt]

the fuck is a man sandwhich ?

[my gym shorts]

that's exactly what it is

hahahahah

[Ichiban]

Me: i got a question

Me: when you gonna let me tap that

Her: haha wah the

Her: LOL

Her: wowow

Me: comeon

Me: i need an answer

Her: im not a toy

Me: is that a yes

Her: LOL, you're just tryna do the dirty and im not. completely on two different levels so neh im good

Me: its not dirty, its just a one night thing

Me: namean, just for fun

Her: one night stand hahahaah

Her: nice one

Me: is it a yes now then?

Her: are you blowwwwwwn

Her: or under the influence?

Me: if i say yes.. can i tap that?

Her: haha then neh, you can ask me when you're sober. cuz im not havin that! hahahaaha

Me: oh, so when im sober i can tap that?

[ghettosalazar]

mine are usually reversed

her: hey, quick question?

me: shoot

her: lemme tap that?

me: eh would be awkward nxt day u know?

her: don't care, swing by later pleaaase

me: fine u owe me one

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

me (10:25:33 PM): ay3

her(10:25:48 PM): heyy

me (10:25:54 PM): qu1ck qu3stion

her (10:26:01 PM): k

me (10:26:11 PM): wh3n y0u gonna l3t me tapP d4t

her (10:26:21 PM): maybee

her (10:26:22 PM): iono

her (10:26:27 PM): how about righ tnow?

her (10:26:29 PM): sound good?

me (10:27:21 PM): n0 I jusT 4t3 dont w4nt 2 thr0w up on U

her (10:28:13 PM): i cant read what the fuck your tyiong

me (10:28:17 PM): a1t3 im st1ll d1gesting

her (10:29:16 PM): digesting?

her (10:29:20 PM): talk right

me (10:29:31 PM): i cant re4d wtf u are "tyiong" either

[ojjairus]

ok mines is REAL unlike you phony niggas.

Me:aye ---- what are you up to

Her: hey boo nothing just chillin out

me: cool cool, i got a question tho.

her: yea whats up?

me:so when can i tap that?

her: haha what?

me:when can i tap!

her:never?

me:so thats a maybe?

her:are you drunk

me:would that increase or decrease my chances?

her: it doesnt matter my answer will be no either way

me:sucks huh? well can i go back to being in friend zone?

her:i think your drunk right now so im just gonna laugh. text me if you remember this in the morning.

next day

Me:hahaa

Her:ahaha whats up man

me:can i ask you a question?

her:what?

me:just playin! unless you changed your mind?

her: ahaha no i didn't

me:just checking

her:were you serious?

haha i did it with a girl i don't really mind smashing but i don't really talk to her. She just asks me every weekend wheres the partys. I thought this would make it even. i think were still friends...

[phen3N]

her: i just put dylan to bed. leaving the apt now

is Phrost getting some milf action?

[back211]

omfg

me: hey moony so let me ask you somehting

her:hii! okay

me: so when we gunna fk

her: what?

me: you heard me.I wanna split you

thirty minutes later...

her:my parents are asleep pick me up now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! thank you sufu

[catap]

My last name is Catap.

&my SN has catapthat in it, haha.

[bhoknows]

http://www.canitapthat.com/

[kirattizzle]

PBNation has the best ' can i tap that's

[raulishere]

[lumberjack]

So this has worked for 0 out of the 5 million dudes that have tried this. Ain't no girl gonna give it up that easy and if one did I'd turn it down in a heartbeat.

[mouko]

Decided to play SF4 best of 7. Loser has to text that to 5 chicks. I barely lost..

3 of the chicks didn't respond..but of the two..

me: Sup ma

Her: Chizzilin. Sup playa

me: so I have a question. When are you gonna let me tap that ma!?

her: I dunno. Things happen when they happen.

me: So how do we make this happen?

her: (no response)

me: so I got a question

her: shoot

me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?

her: hahahahahah

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

[DJ_Flame]

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

OH DAYUM!!!!