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Caught a shoplifter...persue it?

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^ I would absolutely do that if I can get his phone #. I'm trying to do a license plate search, but they are mostly sketchy sites that look like monthly charge scams. If anyone can help me find a legit site that lets me track down his real info I'll + rep and send you a thank you present. I wanna harass the shit out of this kid.

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apparently the only way to get it done free is to have a friend in law enforcement. no such thing as a free license plate search service. good luck!

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I don't mind paying for it, but the sites I've looked at are getting really bad reviews from some of the scam reporting sites. They all seem to be the same company "hdpublishing.net"... I have a friend that works for the DMV, gonna see if she can pull some info. the fucked thing is that the cop who responded took the info, and told me the vehicle was a Ford Ranger, like I noted when he left, but said he most likely wouldn't be able to do anything. No good excuse, just didn't seem interested in following up on it. I'm just gonna call as high up the PD ladder as I can each day until someone either tells me to fuck off or gets it moving.

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pursue it for sure, also i imagine you are buddies with some other boutique owners, you guys should set up some sort of vigilante gang or a shoplifter watch list where you circulate emails with potential perps.

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idk if it's worth it to spend any kind of money to run the plates and just to get this kid back.

However, if money were no object or info could be had for free, I would spam the shit out of the address buy ordering shit COD, like commemorative plates from the franklin mint, ordering trashy gay porn mags/vids, go to WalMart and grab every magazine subscription insert and send them all to the address.

I would not, however, go through kid's mail (that is a felony), egg house or do property damage, or brag about anything you do.

Also, anything you do online, use a proxy or several!

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^ I don't think I'd put too much time into it if the info isn't fairly easy to access, but that commemorative plate idea is gold. Some get caught, some get away... It's always fun to embarass them as much as possible though. I always wanted to chase a kid down like in Empire Records though...

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I made a few bucks last summer working at a 'boutique' (again nothing sufu approved) and the owner told me that its generally not worth perusing these things unless its a huge heist.

although its totally worth it if you get satisfaction from ruining that fucker's day/life

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I made a few bucks last summer working at a 'boutique' (again nothing sufu approved) and t...

what the fuck is this shit?

fuck it man, if it makes money, fuck superfuture online stupid forum and our bitchassness.

real life money >>>>>>> online epeen nobody cares about outside of christianjustin and xenox101.

There's no reason for you to feel ashamed about working at sufu-approved/non-approved bullshit

(same goes for you orion, you own your shit, and make your cash. good on you. fuck em haters, especially cause they wear tight SUFU APPROVED LAD MUSICIAN pantz and can't run when they steal from yo' shop)

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yeah i know

i was just sayin

i mean i would have preferred to work at a store that carries designers i'm passionate about (my taste is generally somewhat in line with sufu consensus, though i prefer belgian stuff over japanese & american stuff most of the time) but money is money

the reason i put boutique in quotation marks is because its like half regular cluthinz store, half boutique

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Yo, best one ever. So this girl and her guy come in the shop and she's trying on some denim and tops. Long story short, after she tells me she "forgot her credit card" and couldn't pay for a different item, I notice one pair of jeans is missing. I follow them out the door and call her back. Tell her I'm really embarrassed and I feel bad about asking this, but could she please open her purse. She gets all hostile and starts telling me to fuck off and it is so rude that I'm asking her to do it. I ask again and she says ok, but obviously reaches in and trys to push the jeans back in the purse. The tag pokes out. I'm like "what the fuck!" and she freaks. I reach in and grab the jeans, yelling at her the whole time as a crowd is forming. All this "you're stealing from ME? I'm a small business owner, trying to get by! I got a kid to feed! (actually said that)" She starts flipping out and hitting me. She swings at me with her wallet (which was in her hand the whole time) and I catch it, remembering her ID is right inside. I pull that shit away and open it to get her license. She fucking bites me. Anyhow, I tell them both to fuck off and if I ever see them in the store again I'm gonna "escort them out" in so many words, and that I'm pressing charges. She's apologizing now and crying and I'm like, "you should have been smarter bitch, cause you just got made." Anyhow, this is her:

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Filed a report and the cop (cool as fuck amazingly) says it's ok to post a copy of her ID anywhere I want. Turns out I coulda socked her in the jaw after she hit me, but I'm gonna go ahead and make an example outta her. And her Dad works for Dept. of Corrections...sucks to be her. I guess it's technically "robbery" cause she hit and bit me so she's bummed. So fun catching them, doesn't happen often, but it's so rewarding.

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definitely iron chef extension worthy, shoulda smacked the shit outta that bitch. glad you are coming out on top orion :D

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Awesome. I've never had any troubles. I wish I could have fun times taking punks down. :(

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she looks happy to have gotten her license.

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she looks like a rat in the face, and almost a legal midget too heh, could suck mah dick standing up

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She came out of the fitting room with her top off (bra on still) to ask me how I thought the jeans fit once, and she kinda fat, but still top heavy, so double win.

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It was ChristianJustin.

hahaha...

honestly though, unless your going on some vigilante type shit, the cops wont care. how much was what he stole worth? they dont care if its under 200 or 500.... when i worked a retail shop in nyc i ran down some dude that tried to run outta the shop with pants, got the cops there, they just let him go... lame.

or you can just set his house on fire, problem solved.

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Awww, too bad their number is unlisted on whitepages.

Once while I was working (I deliver food) I got set up and jumped. They made off with just a pizza (I punched one of them in the face). If I do ever find out who it was, it isn't going to be a fair fight.

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were they sufu approved jeans? and did she size down?

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