c0ol ways to respond to "whats up"

[julzkind]

nm, wats good kid?

[icandunkonu]

yall speak the dunn language?

[FM_Synthesizer]

if one of my friends asks i usually just go "hey hey" and do this sort of limited motion dance where i stand still and sort of bob at the knees while doing different hand motions all very slowly and nothing too far away from the position im already in

hope this helps

lol..

@ op: Maybe just try telling the person whats really up? Like "Oh just walkin home from work" or whatever. I don't think anyone likes hearing "Not much." It is like the most braindead response

[youkinorn2]

"bitch I might be"

[cman]

i dunno about this whole "telling people what's really up" thing. when i'm dissolving a dead hooker's body in a bathtub full of lye and i get a call asking me what's up, it's way easier to just say "not much man, what you doin?"

[gas prices kill]

i usually respond with something like

chillen

nah man

its cool

yeah

[playdisonlyatnight]

LOL at this siht

[16steps]

*head nod*

[playdisonlyatnight]

your cholesterol, fATTY!!!!!!

[Gouf]

see everything seems so cliche now.

its like how when "DA BOMB" got murdered in early 2000, but instead of one word or terminology sounding played its nearly all of black slang.

its the internet swear2gd.

[WayneGibbous]

lame-ass responses to "what's up?" that i seem to hear on a daily basis:

'living the dream'

'another day, another dollar'

'just making that money'

'it's monday...' OR 'it's friday!'

oh god kill me

[cure]

'just the daily grind'

[Oxy.]

^^^ never gotten those, but i often hear "the sky's what's up", "the ceiling", or some variation of that. pisses me off.

[dapper]

Argh yeah, I hate when people nip back with "the sky" or "birds"!

[Gouf]

ON THAT GRIND.

im gonna start saying "its friday !" no matter what day it is

[fashionable nonsense]

" 'up' is a relative concept. it has no intrinsic value."

[Knugget]

or you can say "chicken butt" and have the other party look at you in a strange way, then you can actually say what you want.

example:

A: What's up?

B: CHICKEN BUTT

A: <NEG>

B: But seriously, I need a job to cop some jawns.

[e0d9n0b5]

when ppl say whats up i say whats up back.

"whats up?"

"oh, whats up?"

[mrchariybrown]

one of the following:

"yo"

"sup yo"

"I'm tryna live my life"

[goat]

my usual responses (that aren't "not much, you?"):

a) same shit, different pile

i) what the dill?

ii) what the dill, pickle? (if i'm feeling witty)

iii) what the dilly, yo? (if i'm feeling nostalgic)

wow, i'm a loser.

[sawn-off chef]

i generally ignore people though if it's an acquaintance than i just say, "nothing, how are you?" unless of course it is not nothing.

[Le Buttsecks]

"bitch I might be"

awwwwwready

[funkdoobi]

i usually just say 'meh, not much.'

then reply with a 'what's doin'?'

[6ixes&7evens]

when people ask me whats up i usually say "a whole bunch of nothing" or "nada"

if a cute girls ask whats up i say my penis(iwishihadtheballstodothis)

[Mewtu]

hey, not much, you?

heyyyyyy... hows it goin?

eyyyyyy.... hows it goin? (slightly different, same as before but silent H, not like thug eyyy though)

normally one of those

and ofc the classic "yooooo"

[ProfMonnitoff]

chillin, sittin on about half a million, with all my ------- all my guns all my women (i actually say dash dash dash dash dash dash dash in real life)

[lawless]

"wut it do"

[Bona Drag]

WHATS CRACKlN YO

[lawless]

nothan much. wat bout u?

[my gym shorts]

i generally chose to immediately change the subject when someone asks me whats up

its to generic