dear ... [an open letter]

[Guest on-display]

dear fat girl in class,

you are fat, you stink, your subway sandwich's aren't helping anyone.

[Guest umhaha84]

Dear fat girl in class,

You are fat, stop wearing leggings, I can hear you leggings scream in agony, and you are fucking ugly, stop posting shit like I'm the hottest on your myspace, fucking annoying.

you deserve a beating, a good beating.

Regards,

Seung

[whitney]

dear lady,

not that i hate you, actually i'm quite fond of you, but sometimes i wish you'd leave me the fuck alone for ONE DAY. just ONE day no text msgs, emails or any sort of correspondence.. especially text msgs as emails i do and can ignore for a day (esp on a day where i am off and want nothing to do with work) but text msgs sort of put me in a bind. and at 7am on a sunday? thanks for waking me up :mad:

sincerely,

awake but grumpy me

[sistersuzie]

dear funambulist, my mind has a thousand strings and it tickles when you dance on all of them, which i am really grateful for.

and when you're wolf, just roll over my shore, filter my sand of a thousand touch.

[AstroWolf]

Dear, dear,

Dear dear dear, DEAR DEAR!! Dear?

Dear dear dear dear dear, dear dear dear dear...

Dear dear dear, dear, dear dear dear.

Dear dear dear,

Dear.

[kaws&effect]

Dear Buffalo,

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

[Guest umhaha84]

Dear, dear,

Dear dear dear, DEAR DEAR!! Dear?

Dear dear dear dear dear, dear dear dear dear...

Dear dear dear, dear, dear dear dear.

Dear dear dear,

Dear.

Can't believe bitch did that to you,

she deserve to burn in hell

[Guest on-display]

dear girl in class,

was it coincidence that you finished the test the same time as me? i think not. too bad your friend cocked blocked me

[sawn-off chef]

dear scott,

fuck you,

sincerely yourself, and most of superfuture.

[kaws&effect]

Dear music industry,

Go fuck yourself.

http://gizmodo.com/5361697/music-industry-wants-royalties-from-itunes-30-second-samples

[bill]

Dear Nur,

I miss talking with you.

Your friend, William

[sawn-off chef]

dear will,

i feel your pain man, miss you pal.

sincerely,

scott

[Osmosis Jones]

dear crissyw,

did you really just make a post saying you're high?

love,

evilcrayon

[Dijonnaise]

Dear people forcing me to stay at job this late

I'm the one who left feces in your boots

eternally yours

dij

[redgrail]

dear coworkers who left me with 5 calls waiting.

fucckkkk y'alllllll

sincerely,

marquis de la fayette

[exteeng]

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[Paean]

Dear dad,

thank you so much for the watch

love,

your awesome son

[samsikle]

dear ---,

i woke up this morning in my comfy bed with my alarm clock playing the national. please quit lying to yourself and learn to make time for me because i'm pretty sure that you already know that no one will love you like i loved you. and i'm pretty sure even if you tried, you'd get annoyed of everyone else you try to date.

and you better not be messing with my emotions, because it took me long long time to finally get over everything about you. but if you are, just tell me straight up and walk away. i won't be hurt, it'd be best that way. i would appreciate that. and it's not that i miss you, but i love talking to you. i was thinking the other day that you're probably the most interesting person i know. i'll buy you your knuckle duster, if you buy me my purse-- we'll call it a fair trade

love always,

Samantha.

[duck sauce]

dear biochem teacher,

being 0.1g or 1 molecule off in no fault of my own does not warrant a D.

fuck you,

me

[azn8oi]

what fucking high school do you go to that has fucking biochem?

jesus.

[duck sauce]

ho mannnnn

[azn8oi]

http://homan.lcsc.us/index.php

[duck sauce]

i meant horace

[azn8oi]

Horace Mann School - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Wall Street Journal ranks Horace Mann as the fourth best high school in the United States, as measured by student admission rates to exclusive colleges. ...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Mann_School - Cached - Similar

oh ok

[redX]

excuse me sir but what the fuck is wrong with biochem?

-sincerely

[bouwnt]

dear.. remember way back when i was smokin crack, and you were workin the corner, sellin that ass,

and i took that rusty pipe and gave your head that gash, then i

took all your cash, and spent it on

smack? i feel bad about that,

[jeepster]

dear jessica,

please be my girlfriend, even though I'm an idiot and probably fucked up already.

-m

[Oxy.]

dear psych teacher,

you are amazingly cool and i'm so glad your class is an easy A+ for me.

yours truly,

Oxy.

[emixam]

Dear Rico,

You were the only one knowing about my Sufu virtual life, and always laughing at my new posts here. Now you're gone, I thought I would have to say a word about you on this forum. You deserve it my brother.

Rest In Peace

Max

[sawn-off chef]

dear c,

i would sacrifice every moment i have left, to spend a few more embracing you and kissing you again. but you hate me and love someone, and never really loved me or even expressed interest outside of free alcohol. you've fucked me up beyond any comparisson and in truth, all i want is to give you the world. i'll never be good enough so i hope you enjoy your new guy, that you felt the need to rant to me about last month during our first conversation in a year.

12:36:53 AM kc: I just spent the weekend with himmmmmm

12:36:54 AM kc: ahhhh

12:36:54 AM scott mirtsopoulos: you love him?

12:36:59 AM kc: hell ya I do

12:37:02 AM kc: and I've never loved anyone

thanks for that.

forever yours, as if you would ever want me,

scott