dear ... [an open letter]

[duck sauce]

dear BBB,

i expect an extra gram or 2 for being 17 days late with my order. i had to run an extra 4 miles to the post office and spend 5$ to find out that you guys already cashed in my money order.

you guys are less reliable than usps,

SAC

[edmond]

dear hap,

why did you give me an infraction? why o why? i have always been this way..

xxoo

ed

[gramps]

It is the nature of the beast.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

dear lawless,

u mad?

besos,

-V

[pieiskewl]

dear BBB,

i expect an extra gram or 2 for being 17 days late with my order. i had to run an extra 4 miles to the post office and spend 5$ to find out that you guys already cashed in my money order.

you guys are less reliable than usps,

SAC

bouncing bear botanicals? if so what you order. wondering.

[lawless]

dear lawless,

u mad?

besos,

-V

u post too much. stop it.

[duck sauce]

just 3 grams standardized 20x

hope it turns out to be 5:/

[bill]

Dear father,

Happy birthday. The dinner was great and I really appreciate what you're doing for us (and always did). You're a role model for me.

You son,

William

[acidline]

Dear friend,

Please stop calling me and asking for favors when you already owe me $200 and have a job. I want to punch you in the face.

Your not so happy friend,

B.

[yoallanface]

Dear SY

Your legs no longer compensate for your ugly face.

Love,

YoAllan

[akuma no uta]

Dear Lucas (room mate, not poster on here)

stop being such a bitch. Seriously. You are the fucking dumbass who got a girl you barely even know to move in with us, and now she doesn't want you because you're an asshole to her. Quit being a crybaby, and quit being an asshole to the rest of us for your stupid fuckup. You are constantly awkward to be around and you snap at no notice. we were good homies when we didn't live together, now I just want to punch you in the face constantly.

In short,

fuck you

Ian

dear Andy (other roommate)

stop playing shitty music so loud, and stop smoking weed in your room, it's right next to mine and that shit stinks. Also, cut your mohwak off, you look fucking stupid.

Sincerely,

Ian

Dear me,

you should have learned your lesson last time, don't move in with other people. Jesus Christ you're stupid

love

ian

[jeepster]

dear this picture:

please have an accompanying video. please.

sincerely,

fapster.

[duck sauce]

shieieiete

[Guest on-display]

Dear girl at the gym today,

why did you give an awkward look at me? I tried to workout out next to you, why did you go away? lol

[lawless]

dear on display,

maybe cause u had a boner while doing curl ups? lol

[sawn-off chef]

dear casey,

why?

sincerely your admirer and ex best friend,

scott

[Analog]

Dear scott.M,

Drop and give me 20.

– Analog

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Dear Lab,

you can do it! all your studying will pay off

study hard

werk werk werk

--vamp

[Analog]

Dear Vamp,

What is Lab studying?

– Analog

[AL-9000]

dear fashionable females,

you wearing really high rise jeans/pants usually makes your ass look weird.

just sayin'....

-al

[sawn-off chef]

dear fashionable females in high waisted jeans/ pants,

sup? nice ass

just sayin'

-scott

[samsikle]

dear samsikle,

i think you already know that this probably will NOT work out in your favor. but of course you're going to be a smart ass and do it anyway. don't say i didn't warn you. but i guess if things go well, you can punch me in the teeth.

fondly,

samikle.

[Osmosis Jones]

dear j,

stop asking me about motorcycle stuff whether it be gear or whatnot. you based your helmet purchase on how cheap it was and i have no idea why you even bought a helmet. you never even finished the MSF course. you have zero motorcycle riding skill and can't even ride a bicycle between cars or through traffic.

stop basing all your wants on an image. you can't even buy pants the right size because you can't spend the extra 5 minutes to find a size 29. i lent you clothing including a pair of imperial dukes that had plenty of life and they even fit correctly. but what did you do? you just threw them in the corner of your room.

and whenever we talk about movies with other people, you automatically say the movie sucks but when i ask you why, you always reply with "oh i haven't watched it but i saw the trailer". what. the. fuck. you can't even torrent it?

and what's with this bullshit about how you love to argue online cause you're so much smarter than everybody. how you make people "contradict each other"? you even agree that you sound like a dick on the internet.

oh, and you said you quit smoking. forever. that's cool but you only did it to pass a drug test and i find out you've been smoking every single night for the past week? stop trying to make excuses for why you're doing it. you just said within the past 5 minutes, "weed is a great destresser and it helps me sleep" followed by "oh no, i'm not going to let it be an escape again". uhh. what?

sincerely,

b.

ps: harden the fuck up. you always work out but you can barely throw a punch without breaking your wrist.

[kunk75]

dear wife-

thanks for falling asleep at 9 even after i bought you a new coat today. guess i'll fap. see you in the morning.

- will

[sawn-off chef]

dear will,

you know where to aim

best wishes,

scott

p.s. see you at the dinner party!

[kunk75]

dear scott,

lulz.

sincerely,

will

[sawn-off chef]

dear jason,

you were one of my first friends in this city and now you're leaving, i know it's what you need but this city just got a lot less bright and i've lost another friend, leslie before you. i miss you guys.

i hope you find what you guys both need back down south,

love your friend,

scott

[haptronic]

dear music lovers,

have you ever been out west?

i mean way out west?

please do yourself a favour and do it, ac/dc will much so much more sense

hap

[capa]

dear roommate,

please shut the fuck up in the morning so I can get more than 6 hours of sleep atleast one day this week. I have class at 12:30, yet I'm up (and stay up) at 7 because of you. sickkkkk.

over this shit,

your roommate.

[Leonard Leroy]

dear music lovers,

have you ever been out west?

i mean way out west?

please do yourself a favour and do it, ac/dc will much so much more sense

hap

Dear Haptronic,

Read ac/dc as acidc

sincerely,

Leonard Leroy