University of Jawns

[chronoaug]

Fuck ai'm tdrunkd now . someone gonna howld my hair back now ?

ffcuuuckkkkkk

dambi, i'm gonna sleep now.....ppepaccceeee

[junglejohn]

Fuck ai'm tdrunkd now . someone gonna howld my hair back now ?

I can let you borrow the hairbands that last night's booty call left in my bed

do you mind that they still have curly hairs tangled in them

[chronoaug]

Hahaha. I knew i made a drunk post last night, and kept trying to find it. Looking good, me

Also, to buddy above: Who are you? I don't know how i feel about unknowns living in our frat house. Might try to bro rape a du or something.

mrip- Who is doing the screening? I gotta preserve my bumhole innocence, man.

[e0d9n0b5]

fuck the U of J my app is taking for fucking ever

[ProfMonnitoff]

Who did you get your letters of recommendation from? I got mine from Bun B and a guy who fucked Tom Ford once.

[jeepster]

Got mine from Pimp C and a glass of purple drink. Had a third one from some guy named Minya, but I didn't send it cause I don't think it really applies to U of J

[e0d9n0b5]

letters of recommendation? i just sent away the cupon from the back of the comic book, who do i need to get a letter from?

[jeepster]

letters of recommendation? i just sent away the cupon from the back of the comic book, who do i need to get a letter from?

you get one from that Sam dude that worked for Bless, you're golden.

[ProfMonnitoff]

I tried to get one from Sam but he said was forced by some guy called wayne (not Lil Wayne) to not give me one.

[jeepster]

I tried to get one from Sam but he said was forced by some guy called wayne (not Lil Wayne) to not give me one.

some shit like "my back was against a wall/knife at my throat" etc.

[sawyer]

Have you heard of the recent equation discovered that would theoretically and mathematically unify all jawn disciplines? It's an elegant statement, really. Asounding discovery.

+++Supreme. 19(CM-MIJ.) √Vans.

[e0d9n0b5]

ok i tried to get a letter of recommendation from ordo but he just drew me a picture of a lion in crayon, with elbow macaroni for the mane(which tbh was a nice touch)

should i submit it anyways :confused:

[domdomdomdom]

what about scholarships?

[crissyw]

Party Tonight On The Roof!

[mrip]

mrip- Who is doing the screening? I gotta preserve my bumhole innocence, man.

i hired cloneck to review the applications

i cannot guarantee you will be free from bro rape

[U MAD]

ok i tried to get a letter of recommendation from ordo but he just drew me a picture of a lion in crayon, with elbow macaroni for the mane(which tbh was a nice touch)

should i submit it anyways :confused:

put moneytough's return address to sabotage his app

[ProfMonnitoff]

Enrolled students and members of staff do not need to reapply.

[e0d9n0b5]

oh well then fuck it i have tenure

[U MAD]

Enrolled students and members of staff do not need to reapply.

I didn't mean as an application, just as a note to the dean or something

[Larry!]

I was heading back from one of the sororities last night and this morning I realized....

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=25175

[Akira]

What is the SAT range for UoJ?

[Lab]

What is the SAT range for UoJ?

it's about raf 2001

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[crissyw]

What rank am I in the class

[Akira]

it's about raf 2001 ish

WHO'S UP FOR A HAUNTED HOUSE FOR CHARITY????

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Good, I got a Flat Head 4001bk

[domdomdomdom]

overqualified?

[ProfMonnitoff]

What is the SAT range for UoJ?

Typical offers begin at reputation scores of 5,000. Partial scholarships will be awarded to posters with reputation scores of 10,000 or more. Full scholarships will be awarded to posters with reputation scores of 15,000 or more.

Although we do not discriminate based on postcount, we ask you to include it in your application.

[jeepster]

FULL RIDE BABBY

THANKS PROF MONEY TUFF

YOU DA BEST

U of J, here I come!

[domdomdomdom]

hey ok i qualify woooo

[tac0tron]

Fuck, no qualification here.

[ProfMonnitoff]

The University of Jawn has its residence on Superfuture.

Tuition per annum is $5,000 for residents, and $32,000 for non-residents. A partial scholarship reduces these figures to $2,500 and $16,000, respectively.

The University of Jawns accepts paypal for tuition payments. MSN/Ebay Cashback is available. For payment details, contact me.