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^yo was that at the T.K.E frat party?

man how hood is breaking into an csulb department just to steal some red bull and food from someones office?

im lucky i didn't get caught for that shit hella stupid.

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I feel like such a pussy whenever I talk to my cousins. They're all my age and have children, bullet wounds and dead homies.

hhaha bullet wounds and dead homies,

who are your cousins NWA?

hella gnarl.

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a while back I dated a cambodian girl, who's brothers and dad rolled in some wild cambodian gang. found out she was hanging out with a white boy, and had a machete held to my throat outside my house one day when I got home from school.

then I dumped her.

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The Father Son posting that story would be doing hood thangs.

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^yo was that at the T.K.E frat party?

man how hood is breaking into an csulb department just to steal some red bull and food from someones office?

im lucky i didn't get caught for that shit hella stupid.

not that hood tbh lol that just sucks for the guy....hood would be taking a whole box of the coke they use to stock the soda machines when the restocker guy ain't looking. which dept?

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psssh i aint tellin no snitches what department.

i would consider it pretty hood for the risks/reward part of it.

when i was in elem school i would jack pokemon cards from malls basically kbtoys and spencers when i was on the coast.

... i then slanged them to kids in school and in my neighborhood

i also would look thru kids collections and just snatch the ones i want and resell them to their friends.entrepreneur concept.

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don't know whether to put this in best videos or here

uLUvBnT69ok

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^

found some megaupload links for the dvd,, hope it works

part1

megaupload.xxx/?d=1xyd6dau

part2

megaupload.xxx/?d=b54qdpst

part3

megaupload.xxx/?d=0rbe0zlh

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lol dis what happen when u dump too many chemicals in your hair

pj0lI7Eu9sU

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fuggin in the project girls friends' bathroom .. on sink

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my best hood figga thang (your choice to believe or not)

i lived in mexico for about 10 years. one of my best friends in mexico was this kid we called Toro. His dad was a big time drug dealer. his family had to move to my city because they were involved in a big drive by (his family got shot at and killed some family members). my parents new somehing was up with my friends family, because body guards would always pick me up and drop me off. i used to do everything with this kid. he lived in a gigantic mansion, but his dad lived in a hidden trailor that was inside a warehouse. everytime i hung out with him, and visited the dad, hed give me and my friend about a $100. also, me and my friend had two personal body guards. they were more like friends than body guards tho. they'd do everything with us, chill with us, take us anywhere, etc. the best was that they always had our back no matter what (the awesome part is that they always packed heat). they were always down to do mischevious things with us, like drive us around while we shot paintballs at shit and people (me and Toro played paintball on the same team). i shot my first handgun when i was like 13 with this kid. his house had tons and tons of guns. when his mom left, shed leave us a gun. in this kids house, there was a huge front door, but right infront of the door, there was a room where all the body guards chilled, strapped to the teeth. basically, me and this kid balled all the time, and never got in trouble because the police were paid off by my friends dad. life was good.

first paintball player on sufu that i met. lets be friends

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One time, I got in a fight w/ my parents, and they kicked me out at night. And I ended up sleeping on this bitch’s couch, with her parents watching me to ensure that I wouldn’t steal..

the only way this could even be considered remotely hood is if they made some fucked up porn with you as a prop whilst you were sleeping.

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i have been playing nascar 09 all day and smoking cigarettes inside my apartment.

I should be looking for a job or some shit.

Im drinking my roommates busch light too.

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Samsikle just texted me drunk as fuck from Dave & Busters. If that ain't hood I don't know what is.

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I got expelled from a ritzy private school for selling weapons. I had a pretty diverse inventory, everything from $10 Chinatown comb-knives to varied firearms.

This sounds a lot more nefarious than it actually was, however. There were *no* fights at this school and little threat of actual violence, people just wanted the shit because they thought it was cool. They were like fashion accessories for rich kids.

I'm lucky I only got expelled, in hindsight. I recall having spent most of the money on videogames.

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I got expelled from a ritzy private school for selling weapons. I had a pretty diverse inventory, everything from $10 Chinatown comb-knives to varied firearms.

This sounds a lot more nefarious than it actually was, however. There were *no* fights at this school and little threat of actual violence, people just wanted the shit because they thought it was cool. They were like fashion accessories for rich kids.

I'm lucky I only got expelled, in hindsight. I recall having spent most of the money on videogames.

sling shots and bb guns maybe

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hood thangs... i'm a pretty low key upper/middle dude so i dont have much,, but I got one.

Went to visit some of my old roomies in the bad parts of portland. he showed us the huge porno and head shop in town, then drove to some sketch ass hood to score some weed. drove back to his buddies place, started taking bong hits in his back yard. then we "rolled a fuckin L" with two swishers and they drove us stoned as fuck to the midnight pink floyd laser light show. we showed up early and start smokin this fuckin L round back of the place, which happens to be connected to this fuckin navy thing along the portland river. Theres a fuckin submarine parked on the dock and my stoned friend is jumping all over it smokin that fuckin L. My sketch o meter is through the fuckin roof but finally we do this pink floyd thing, it ends and me and my fellow freaked out friend bounce the hell out of there and meet up with his sister and call it a night.

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I tutor some burmese refugee kids each saturday, here's one had to say:

"Ay mang, you know math? In math class I tape fights and sell them to the mexicans man. Its good man."

this kid is like fucking 12 years old.

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