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geek just dissed me slim jeans


aitsuka

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most people just ask me why i have a thermos down my pant leg and why i don't just hold it like other people. i then have to show them that it is in fact not a thermos.

i know. i can't tell you how many times i've been stopped at home depot for shoplifting a can of spray paint.

actually yes i can. i've been stopped four times. because of my giant wang.

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not so much in socal. Seeing that prior to the discovery of slim fitting jeans for men, most teenagers just wore girl jeans.

It did happen when i went to texas, where all the cwgs had dyed blonde hair and the guys all wore abercrombie hollister shit. the reaction was more of a long lasting stare/look until the guys had to mark their territory by putting their arms around their girls and i thought to myself "that's right, protect yo bitches from 'trynna get in my jeanzzzz"

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I was at a mall the the other day killing time, and I'm pretty sure my skinny jawnz were mistaken to be an invite for getting cruised... by a huge black SA with a popped oxford collar shirt under a track jacket, licking his lips, and skinny white SA who asked if I needed any help while I was walking out of the store with my shopping bag in my hand... :(

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