SuperVirgins!

[the_state]

some dude in my 7th grade class got to "sloppy second" w/ a big tittied bitch and he was looked at as a god. it was previous level next level shit.

[julzkind]

lost it at 20 to another virgin in the bahamas. was over before i knew it.

[Fabulaz]

This club looks awesome.

[kunk75]

36 virgins is fucking obscene. stop posting and find a dick/pussy stat!

[the_state]

^ you know that like 1/3 of that list is composed of closet homo's who "just don't feel comfortable around girls".

[High Monika]

There was an awesome (disturbing) HBO special on young teen sexuality. I'm a member of SuFu™ so immediately my friends and I started watching. It was about 12 year olds. Normal, American, wholesome 12 year olds.

One girl started talking about how guys expected a "Handy" but got mad when she wouldn't do more.

We all lost our shit and I vowed that day to never, ever have children.

[Guest Phrost]

We all lost our shit and I vowed that day to never, ever have girls.

Understandably

[ProfMonnitoff]

i wish there had been myspace when i was in middle school. that shit really changed the game.

[dismalfuture]

If you graduated high school post-2000, you have nothing to complain about. When I was in high school, peer to peer file sharing was unknown, AIM was brand new, internet porn was in beta testing, and we weren't allowed to check our personal email accounts at school. Fuck you internet generation.

If you have myspace you deserve to get herpes.

[Corbin Law]

17 and still got the V.

both the girlfriend and i are in complete agreement that the card will be cashed at the next possible opportunity. woulda happened like 2 weeks ago had the parents not decided to come home 3 hours early. and woulda happened monday had she not been...you know on the period.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

subscribed

[kunk75]

dude-

car, closet, grandma's house-there are always opportunities to cash in the cherry.

what if you get run over by a bus today? it's not that precious. stop waiting and start fucking.

17 and still got the V.

both the girlfriend and i are in complete agreement that the card will be cashed at the next possible opportunity. woulda happened like 2 weeks ago had the parents not decided to come home 3 hours early. and woulda happened monday had she not been...you know on the period.

[sistersuzie]

You should listen to him^ How long have you guys been together?

dude-

car, closet, grandma's house-there are always opportunities to cash in the cherry.

what if you get run over by a bus today? it's not that precious. stop waiting and start fucking.

[silence_kid]

If a girl takes it up the butt, she will still be a virgin for her future husband.

oh no!! what have I done:eek:... but seriously I'm just kidding, I'm a virgin and I'm always depressed.

[Corbin Law]

You should listen to him^ How long have you guys been together?

6 months today. she has alot of preconceived notions of how "magical" she wants it to be so she is adamantly anti-closet anti-grandmashouse. shes even anti parties b/c she insists that we both be sober for the occasion.

[sistersuzie]

Ah man. If she would only know. I never heard of a girl who found the first time magical. It always hurts and you never know what to do. But I guess that it's what makes it the best, that makes you remember that moment. Perfection through imperfection, you know?

[Corbin Law]

yeah, there has been that moment before in the previous attempt that ended in awkward interruption, where she had a big reality check of "this is not a fairy tale moment". but its aight because in the post interruption honesty discussion we both conlcuded that it is not so cute and "magical" in the way that unicorns and princesses are. Its fucking primal and raw, passionate yet animal like, and it was good that have that concept mutually understood by both parties.

her only final grievance is that she wants to be secretive about it. which is kinda unrealistic because everyone we hang out with is just itching for us to make like aphrodite and change into the physical form of a swan and make passionate love in the middle of crystaline pond. but its a legit concern for she leads a bit of a double life: pot smoking intellectual party goer / christian high achieving goody good go getter with saintly morals.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

I guess I lucked out --- it didn't hurt one bit.

[the_state]

If you graduated high school post-2000, you have nothing to complain about. When I was in high school, peer to peer file sharing was unknown, AIM was brand new, internet porn was in beta testing, and we weren't allowed to check our personal email accounts at school. Fuck you internet generation.

If you have myspace you deserve to get herpes.

nigga my high school had like 12 computers. i dont think personal email access was around then. by the time it was, i was too busy doing senior shit. class of 2000 ftw.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

... just itching for us to make like aphrodite and change into the physical form of a swan and make passionate love in the middle of crystaline pond.

magical can also mean making like Zeus, transforming into a swan and raping a queen

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still

Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed

By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,

He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push

The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?

And how can body, laid in that white rush,

But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins engenders there

The broken wall, the burning roof and tower

And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,

So mastered by the brute blood of the air,

Did she put on his knowledge with his power

Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?

[the_state]

6 months today. she has alot of preconceived notions of how "magical" she wants it to be so she is adamantly anti-closet anti-grandmashouse. shes even anti parties b/c she insists that we both be sober for the occasion.

that shit will not be magic, trust.

[cheep]

I guess I lucked out --- it didn't hurt one bit.

then why were you crying?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ onions in the pants

[herpsky]

I feel you bro.

Us virgins need to stick together!

D.T. FOR LIFE!

童貞、命に！

I showed you that book, right?

I finished reading that jawn on the plane back to the states.

One of the funniest things ive read lately.

[tac0tron]

I'm a Virgin and I love anime, can I join the club?

[conan.]

dismal [and other asian, actually maybe even any ethnic]: what would you say your ratio of asian [or ur own ethnicity] girls to white girl be? or percentage or whatever.. curious

[Seething Tortoise]

dismal [and other asian, actually maybe even any ethnic]: what would you say your ratio of asian [or ur own ethnicity] girls to white girl be? or percentage or whatever.. curious

whites only. Not even mudbloods.

[DaBestSpoona]

If you graduated high school post-2000, you have nothing to complain about. When I was in high school, peer to peer file sharing was unknown, AIM was brand new, internet porn was in beta testing, and we weren't allowed to check our personal email accounts at school. Fuck you internet generation.

If you have myspace you deserve to get herpes.

I used IRC to bang chicks, but myspace and aim are next level shit

[Vs Toto]

[mr fluffernutter]

heh, alex puts the P in DP