which sufu member(s) would you be for a day and why?

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then you'd have to go out naked

or in nothing but ma+ underwear at least

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I'd be FTB, and just eat mango puddings in Hong Kong all day, maybe drink my scotch neat and smoke cigars while chitchatting about the daily news with young prostitutes at brothels in Kowloon. That's about it.

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Get your facts straight buddy, Wan Chai.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty darn tootin happy with being myself. I just wanna be me.

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Actually I'd get those higher-priced call-in birds to come over and play Wii Golf with me if I lived in Hong Kong. (0)

[edmond]

wanchai sex141 buddy

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man u blowin up spots this morning huh

harumph

you can always just head on over to the Emperor Hotel in Happy valley ... you'd be in good company a lotta big shots hit that place up. Friday nights you see a pack of 20-ish mainland girls with really white skin walkin SOMEWHERE that's where.

Hey ed u ever go to Must Kara? has that place closed down or something...ever since the Coco incident. i dont recall seeing their sign up any more

[Spastic_Koala]

I'd be Milspex so I could talk about brand synergy all fuckin day.

I'm also jumping in line for still's clothes.

EDIT: I'd also be keagan so I could have that hair for a day and be ridiculously scrawny.

[mrip]

id be cotton duck and be so steam punk it hurts

[evisu 2000]

i'd rather have chris' clothes. but i want still's money. and düm's big black dick.

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I'd like to be Hedior and tear up Shanghai on a Saturday night. But mainly i just wanna rock his Mastermind Japan tie.

[ken shinoda]

i wanna be jmatty, reconcile and make peace wit lowrey. maybe hang out and exchange pics too...

[nf one]

khoiphan because its only ever been about the pikachu

[Guest chemi]

diamonds.

so i could look pretty and look at timber. sorry.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i want to be suckdick so i can finally know what suckdick looks like

[pavlova cakesworth]

i'd be hap, 'cause i've never been to new zealand before

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hap's a good choice...i wanna be hap too, wonder what life is like if it was one long scenic waywt...

[Clockwork_killa]

Id wanna be Ordo and inherit his mad photoshöp skillz and all-seeing eye.

[kunk75]

i'd be anyone with smaller feet and hair for one more day. it's been a while.

[cheep]

id be TG so i could see how it feels to be completly fucking awesome... or maybe that cheapmuthafukr guy... he seemed pretty cool

[denimdestroyedmylife]

begs so i could rollerskate naked all day while red plays xylophone with his donger

[ordo]

Can I be Begs too?

[ordo]

Changed my mind - I would prefer to be Westie in a Rafe Simonz suit.

[Sayword]

For sure. Even though I'm sure I'll be giving up my massive dong for his small one, I'm sure I'd fuck more bitches in 1 day than in the past 5 months if I were in his skin.

[junglejane]

^^

that hawt

pls slather up w baby oil and take DSDLR pic pls

[mr fluffernutter]

I would be westside and use my cult to take over the world.

here, we are westside

[destructodisk]

constant struggle, but only for a few minutes (I doubt I could bare any longer), just so I could change his password on superfuture and then log him out.

[evisu 2000]

westside looks like jimmy cliff.

[GiZMO]

I want tg because of the collection of nightmarish stuffed animals.

DUM so I can know what it's like to be lenny kravtiz except german (?) instead of jewish and less hairy.

Kunk swap me. I want to look like a leader of the Strike Team, a four-man anti-gang unit based on the LAPD's real-life Rampart Division CRASH unit. And I have the feet and hair.

[Ahlvahroe]

this is a weird ass thread. i guess ill go:

aaronk_83 to acquire his extensive watch collection

johnny red for the kidney shifting, vagina wreckingly large cock. (one of teh funniest/most awkward posts ever)

and fearitself, as an act of good will, i will go on a shopping spree and buy stuff that agrees to his body proportions.

[freecat]

fearitself, as an act of good will, i will go onto his house, make his dad sign a paper saying it now belongs to freecat, and send all the goods to my house too.

FIXED. Honestly, he's a spoiled looking like shit nigga.

So, which sufu member I really would I be for a day ? I don't really know, ftb2 maybe. I'd love to see HK, and I'd love my mom to wear Yohji (no stalker, we all saw it).