Condoms

[NESK]

the 10 +reps ive gotten since my last post a few minutes ago has lubricated me to victory in this thread. bring me your finest meats and cheeses.

...banter.

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im going to equate the lack of knowledge on this subject to a common downfall of superfuture: too many azns.

Oh shit...

[corey]

condoms are fucking lame.

Yeah just use a fake name.

[skiniks]

if you find yourself in a hot and steamy situation on the beach and you don't want to wrap your meat, the following works:

Sand Bagging

A sexual act in which 2 people are having intercourse on a beach and the male ejaculates inside the woman, thus getting her pregnant; after which he throws sand in her face and runs away, laughing hysterically, hereby leaving the woman blind, and knocked up. Can be found most often during spring break.

[lucky_cloud]

male and female bodies are biologically designed to reproduce. sex was pleasurable before ky, astroglide or any of that porn store shit.

yeah, sex is mad pleasurable with no condoms and no lube when you're trying to make babies. that is what nature intended.

but most of us want to thwart nature. we don't want those babies. enter the condom. and with the condom, it's friend: artificial lubrication.

[Pandemonium]

Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

sorry dude that one's been done by me on this site before.

[Wolves]

Gravity will thwart the intentions of nature if she's on top! Obviously.

[Charlie Delta]

^Wrong! It's like throwing Jello at the ceiling, it sticks...

Yes but these are condoms for LOVE, what to use if I want condom for SEX???

Also I my whole sexual carreer I've never used lube for any type of intercourse,

what am I doing wrong?

OMG, so confused right now, am I too small, so insecure....

But condoms come pretty lubed up already....

[lestat]

spit is a good alternative to lube...

[alterion]

just use a proper durex condom with a spermicdal lube and stop fucking about and get fucking, jesus, also, if you ever got taught how to actually put a condom on go to a sex-ed class and learn thats why people get pregnent 9/10 because they used an old condom or they dunno how to put it on properly..

[skiniks]

^Wrong! It's like throwing Jello at the ceiling, it sticks...

Yes but these are condoms for LOVE, what to use if I want condom for SEX???

Also I my whole sexual carreer I've never used lube for any type of intercourse,

what am I doing wrong?

OMG, so confused right now, am I too small, so insecure....

But condoms come pretty lubed up already....

don't judge a dome by it's wrapper.

[RFKorp]

spermicdal lube

no no no no no no no no no no no

do people really still believe spermicidal lubes are a good thing?

Even the wikipedia page for Nonoxynol-9 states right in the opening: "Although it was at one time widely promoted as a protection against sexually transmitted infections including HIV, subsequent studies have shown that it can in fact increase the risk of infection by damaging the physical barriers of the rectum or vagina."

[fndmybetterhalf]

pull out.

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[kunk75]

not good advice. i pulled out, i have 3 kids. just stay in there, give the cervix a good spraying and hope for the best. life is too short to cover your peen.

[TransparentCranium]

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[blm14]

Tough like NYC once was.

[cinderella]

this thread is retarded.

1. Buy durex condoms

2. Don't pull out, precum CAN make a girl pregnant

3. If you need lube, spit. You'll look like a creep if you show up with a wee little tube of it all ready to go.

ps. dont keep condoms in your wallet..

[C0C0]

this is retarded 2

[kunk75]

precum=preemies.

this thread is retarded.

1. Buy durex condoms

2. Don't pull out, precum CAN make a girl pregnant

3. If you need lube, spit. You'll look like a creep if you show up with a wee little tube of it all ready to go.

ps. dont keep condoms in your wallet..

[redshirt]

Just double up and you'll have twice the protection.

I wouldn't suggest this since wearing two makes them rub against one another causing friction. More friction means more chance or the condoms to break.

Wearing one is enough, just wear it properly and you're all set.

And yes don't keep condoms in your wallet. Keep it in your bag if you have one or your jacket's breast pocket.

[m1sterko]

I wouldn't suggest this since wearing two makes them rub against one another causing friction. More friction means more chance or the condoms to break.

Wearing one is enough, just wear it properly and you're all set.

And yes don't keep condoms in your wallet. Keep it in your bag if you have one or your jacket's breast pocket.

-_________-; i would think sidney lo knows.

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^I'd agree, how can you question Mr. 3001?

[Scais]

and when all else fails. saran wrap!

[blm14]

FTW:

[skiniks]

hmmm

i don't dispute that the fitted shape hurts a tad, but it's one of the best thin condoms in my opinion.

[klutz]

Trojan Ultra Thins

[B17]

hahahhaha

[dsholmes1]

durex sucks and so does lifestyles. Trojan, Crown or Kimono is what I would recommend.

[NESK]

in all curiousity - im baffled by the hate lifestyles is getting. which ones have you guys used? silver package ultra thins are honestly the only condom that doesnt make it feel like fucking a blow up doll. im not in this thread to downplay safesex, i just have a drastically different frame of reference than most you dudes. cinderella came correct (pun fully intended) on the saliva > lube. but still, what kind of sex are the rest of you having?

trojans and durex are so fucking thick. its like putting a sweater on your dick. if you cant actually see your dong through the sleeve, you probly cant feel anything. precautions are great and all, but condoms are the least pleasurable option. i know girls feel the saem way too. who wants to be fucked by plastic? a vibrator probly trumps a fading latex boner any day of the week.

if someone can offer a reasonable reason to coat your essence in a numbing piece of synthetics, ill hear it out. but until then, stop with the trojan propaganda.

[hamburglar]

rubber free for almost a year

but i suggest these. i have a bunch from raves