Condoms

[plongin]

try the new visvim elk skin love caps with riri zips.

or you can not use any and just make sure you pull out in time. pre ejaculation can't impregnate.

[larssss]

subplot thickens: lube is for dummies, if shes not wet, why are you inside her? thats sprinting and doing hurdles before walking.

don't spread that nonsense, some kid might read this and actually think its true.

yes, don't just go diving in if she ain't wet yet (like she'd let you anyway) but keep that stuff handy, lube is your friend.

[oww]

Magnums if your game is on point.

[NESK]

don't spread that nonsense, some kid might read this and actually think its true.

yes, don't just go diving in if she ain't wet yet (like she'd let you anyway) but keep that stuff handy, lube is your friend.

some kid with zero experience is gonna have to learn the hard way like anyone else. i stand by the fact that lube is basically training wheels unless the girl suffers from an unfortunate condition. if youve truly earned entrance, it shouldnt be necessary.

[sidneylo]

NESK is getting reamed up in this thread.

With or without a condom has yet to be seen. Carry on.

[kunk75]

come on guys. everyone knows that when you're buttfucking a woman and there's no lube, you spit on the brown eye or transfer pussy juice up/down depending on placement of said pussy at the time. amatuers.

[landho]

Keep in mind that if you go from back to front, the girl runs a risk of getting a bladder infection if proper measures aren't taken. This is why fucking a girl in the ass is usually the "finishing move."

[kunk75]

and her bladder infection is my problem how? kidding. yes, no double dipping goes without saying.

[Le Buttsecks]

"Safe sex is great sex, Better wear a latex cause you don't want that late text, That i think i'm late text."

weezy f fucking baby please say the baby brrrraaap

[mr fluffernutter]

i have 3 boys and have actually never worn a condom. i'm probably retarded.

3 testicles or 3 children?

[kunk75]

children. all boys. my nuts are the man. no little bitches swimming in my little bitches.

[mr fluffernutter]

i had to ask because this is superfuture after all

[e0d9n0b5]

go egyptian, use the skin of the enemies you have slain in battle

[kunk75]

i had to ask because this is superfuture after all

okay. my grandfather had 3 kidneys and one nut. next level.

[Guest jmatsu]

calvin,

there was a pretty extensive condoms thread b4. look for it. it will help you.

[mr fluffernutter]

okay. my grandfather had 3 kidneys and one nut. next level.

his tight pants pushed his nut out the sack into his gut

[kunk75]

war injury. a little sensitivity here.

[Guest jmatsu]

diamonds,

do you and timber use condoms? how about his and her ky? when was the last time you guys oofed? how was it? does she get buck wild? how many sexy times do you guys have a month? does the oofing ever get old? if so, what to do? roleplay? cosplay?

[the_state]

condoms are fucking lame.

[Guest jmatsu]

condoms are fucking lame.

i heard aids is lame 2....

[kunk75]

i heard aids is lame 2....

not if you're trying to drop some pounds for summer.

[mr fluffernutter]

diamonds,

do you and timber use condoms? how about his and her ky? when was the last time you guys oofed? how was it? does she get buck wild? how many sexy times do you guys have a month? does the oofing ever get old? if so, what to do? roleplay? cosplay?

Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[alexryb]

war injury. a little sensitivity here.

I like how you say this after stating that yr grandpa having "3 kidneys and one nut" is "next level."

[kunk75]

grandpa gave a nut for this country, hippie! what have you done!

[landho]

grandpa gave a nut for this country, hippie! what have you done!

Sounds like just traded it in for a kidney. Also sounds like he got ripped off.

[kunk75]

just wait until jean claude van dam slips into his exoskeleton and fucks you up.

[keagan]

not if you're trying to drop some pounds for summer.

really. really?

Oh, im setting up. I am setting up.

[shoejuice]

paper bags

[skiniks]

So, my friend was doing his girl on saturday night after prom and his condom broke. Now I'm all paranoid about breaking these... what brands are you guys using, which are the best, etc. etc.?

tell the lil man to stick to these.

[NESK]

ill submit that lube is a must for anal but thats taking the conversation in another direction. saying lube is a must for wholesome christian intercourse (read: vaginal) is lunacy. male and female bodies are biologically designed to reproduce. sex was pleasurable before ky, astroglide or any of that porn store shit. yall just fucked up. to say me ssuggesting lube isnt a vital part of a sexual equation means im speaking from inexpeience is totally naive. not knowing how to create puddles around your partner is more a symptom of inexperience if anything.

im going to equate the lack of knowledge on this subject to a common downfall of superfuture: too many azns.