two years ago a friend of mine

[denimdestroyedmylife]

...asked me to say some MC rhymes

[cheep]

working overtime just trying to find

some rhymes in line with whats on my mind

[chrisj]

dont work any harder because the answers here

i be lurkin superfuture and trolling with with no fear

[sybaritical]

This thread could end up intense

Like a barbed wire fence.

[landho]

Breakin' at work, thought I'd join in

Been feenin' to rhyme since the mornin'

[Spastic_Koala]

trying to focus on the work at hand

making my rhymes the best in the land

[El B]

fuck it, it's tuesday, six more hours to go

i just wanna go home n twist a peach optimo

[chrisj]

i take a lick from my elephants trunk

now im as high as a skunk

[Corbin Law]

taking a hit from my opium pipe

chunk the duece to ghengis khan, see you lata 2niiite

[DüM]

signed on today, with a certain effeminate passion,

only to find, that I've earned my second infraction,

[chrisj]

infraction biszaption it dont mean shit

all you gotta do dum is take another hit

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Like zen-zen-zen-zen-zen

Zen-zen-zen-zen-zen, zen-zen, zen-zen

Zen zen-zen, ZEN zen zen ZEN zen zen

Zen zen, ZEN zen zen-zen

Zen-zen-zen, ZEN zen ZEN zen

Here we go, here we here we here we go

Zen zen-zen, ZEN zen zen ZEN zen zen

Zen zen, ZEN zen zen-zen

Zen-zen-zen-zen-zen, zen-zen, zen-zen

Let the poppers pop, and the breakers break

Then zen-zen-zen-zen-zen

Zen-zen-zen-zen-zen, zen-zen, zen-zen

Two years ago, a friend of mine

Zen zen, ZEN zen, zen-zen zen-zen...

[fndmybetterhalf]

i hate jeans

but not as much as i hate beans

[landho]

Don't worry 'bout those penalties

Just worry 'bout them haters jockin' your steez

[sycamore no more]

dude? dude i'd rather walk in the Castro nude

than get butt fucked by thirty dudes

[Le Buttsecks]

im long and im strong

you might think im sir mix alot but youre wrong

[cheep]

she got th cheap monday jeans, reeboks with the straps

sent the bitch to the store to get some rap snacks

[cheep]

dickin down this girl, had her screamin, cryin

bust just when she finish, i got impeccable timing

[masuerte]

dude? dude i'd rather walk in the Castro nude

than get butt fucked by thirty dudes

um if you walk in castro nude you'll certainly get butt fucked by thirty... guys

[Spastic_Koala]

She be strokin' it, suckin' it, and fuckin' it hard

And when I nutted in her mouth it caught her off guard

[Le Buttsecks]

takin my time knocking down dimes

gettin caught up...not in my life time

[landho]

For lunch I ate chicken vindaloo

Now my mouth is burnin'--what's a brother to do?

[cheep]

Whats Up Landho, Im Just Chillin

When I Get The Burn, I Take Penicillin

[landho]

My man cheep, he take it deep

He's always fuckin' so no time for sleep

His balls her jaws you know he hit it raw

Gets so much should invoke antitrust law

[cheep]

I Fuck While I Sleep, See I Multitask

Im Multilingual, I Eat Pussy And The Ass

[onemancult]

ninja dick stabbin' chicks leave em copacetic

switch it up gulp my nuts now she diabetic

[dismalfuture]

For lunch I ate chicken vindaloo

Now my mouth is burnin'--what's a brother to do?

nigga that is why you order the raita on the side

[Thorns]

^When I fuck indian chicks I try not to hurry...

cause when they get off they go make me some curry.

[I<3Bacon]

2:30, no lunch, stomach be achin

just what the doctor ordered, a plate full o bacon

[landho]

Put some bacon on a twill string

and watch dem hoes you reel in