two years ago a friend of mine

[julzkind]

you want to go dancehall?

you end up dead

it'll be like boom bye bye in a bati boy head

bombaklad fuckin with the wrong chick

i know how to put that shit down on a dick

these bitches don't know my mind

you stick to your shit

and i'll stick to my grind

[Spastic_Koala]

Child, your lines are weak and are goin' south

You're chokin' on your words with a cock in your mouth

Actually thinkin' you can handle cheep

Bitch you don't belong in this motherfuckin' heap

Shit you can't even handle my fuckin' pace

Pack up and go home you fuckin' disgrace

Pathetic little girl noob thinkin' he can create a name

Bitch there ain't no way you gonna get any fame

[landho]

Spastic K and cheep dropping mad beats

On the poor little noob 'cause his shit is weak

When you got skills and doin' all the good work

Little vermin like julzkind come out of the woodwork

Tryin' real hard to be king of the hill

But I send off lyrical shuriken till they had their fill

Weak-ass latte-sippin' punk-ass bitch, you belong in Seattle

Do you really wanna come to SuFu and try to battle?

We tested and true, rhyme warriors

We fucked up the East and split Korea

You a big loser like that bitch John Kerry

So here's a tip: buy a rhymin' dictionary

So your words don't sound wack like Curly Moe Larry

Take it to the next-level shit, make it evolutionary

So don't step to cheep, just know your role

If you ain't careful you'll get a fist in your hole

[julzkind]

julzkind showing skills never shown to any before

first time walking through the sufu door

having mad respect for cheep

knowing he hits the bitches deep

with back up like landho and SK

i'm bowing out and going my own way

ty boys. i might be back someday...

[seanfromiran]

Child, your lines are weak and are goin' south

You're chokin' on your words with a cock in your mouth

Actually thinkin' you can handle cheep

Bitch you don't belong in this motherfuckin' heap

Shit you can't even handle my fuckin' pace

Pack up and go home you fuckin' disgrace

Pathetic little girl noob thinkin' he can create a name

Bitch there ain't no way you gonna get any fame

Look at yourself before talkin that crap

You give cheep entirely too much dap

Imma show you speed I live in a rat race

Could you even speak those lies face to face?

So bow down fore I snatch up your missus

I better not see you less its eating eucalyptus

[landho]

Sure wish there was a nig to battle

'Stead of all these punks scared of they shadows

[the_state]

she wore flowers in her hair, told myself i wouldn't miss her

taken ups and downs, lefts and rights, stuck in a twister

now 6 months passed, bout to pull a elliot spitzer

turn that bitches ass out, pull it out and fist her

nigga whaaaat?

[landho]

Naw, just go and ditch her

Take it from me, your soul'll feel richer

No magic to be had, you ain't no wizard

No use in climbin' walls Five Deadly Venoms Lizard

You were made for goin' upside-down for a girl

Six months is a long time and it's a wide wide world

So go on, get out, buy yourself some kicks

Start thinking with your brain and not with your dick

[Spastic_Koala]

Look at yourself before talkin that crap

You give cheep entirely too much dap

Imma show you speed I live in a rat race

Could you even speak those lies face to face?

So bow down fore I snatch up your missus

I better not see you less its eating eucalyptus

It's clear you ain't smart so let me tell it to you slow

This lame shit you're talkin', Bitch you got no flow

Your presence isn't welcome you're makin' me sick

Thinkin' you got steez wearin' Rock & Republic

What happened to you, did you fall on your head

While trippin' over your mom when fuckin' your sister in bed

I'ma slash your throat you incestous trick

Too bad your mouth's all full with your daddy's little dick

So go fuck your mom and sis, let your daddy put it in your ass

You're at home with cum in your butt, you little piece of trash

You're out of your element, go the fuck away

Before somebody else rips you apart today

[cheep]

Look at yourself before talkin that crap

You give cheep entirely too much dap

Imma show you speed I live in a rat race

Could you even speak those lies face to face?

So bow down fore I snatch up your missus

I better not see you less its eating eucalyptus

you better sit back down, give respect before i take it

see, face to face you wouldnt be talking all this fake shit

face it, your grade school rhymes are basic

while mine cut with precision with a clear vision like lasik

[pavlova cakesworth]

you assholes read out your "rhymes" 'fore you go and post them?

it's the cancer killing superfuture having to host them

so give pause, your flame wars, are lame bores, rapped in gauze

make way, whores, my name Jaws, the first cause, made god's laws

and who said "there be light"? oh, that fucker was me

and who made jude alright? oh, that fucker was me

so take your sad songs and go make them better

learn from mine, copy em down, letter by letter

[cheep]

you cakes, that was a little bit ill

like a bitch with a body and a fucked up grill

not bad, i mean, its passable

while the rest in here are really just laughable

but to take the crown you gotta step your shit up

sit up, pay attention while my rhymes get bit up

and you can take a few if you need, son

hold up, i got a real ill one

"cant fuck with me cause i got mad clout

fill up a bitch belly like a guinness stout"

[landho]

Truth be told, I been waiting to battle a bitch

Like Marilyn Monroe, I had a seven-year itch

And cakes shows up, I guess I got my wish

But when you show up all blown up, I hope you don't snitch

Like the Strokes I ask, "Is this it?"

'Cause the rhymes you spit, they ain't shit

Charles Darwin will declare that you ain't fit

To stand and rock the mic, so please just sit

Don't blame your fucked-up rhymes on a keyboard glitch

The real truth is, a bitch is a bitch.

[cheep]

ho, your rhymes are gaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrbage

check it, let me show you how i bomb this

wether high or sober i rule this regardless

honest, youre wack shit is harmless

like a 3 year old tryin to swing on kimbo

lilho, step to me ill leave your face hollow

catch what im spitting, i bet you swallow

youre a broke ass bitch, im B*A*L*L*I*N* like rajilo

[pavlova cakesworth]

just like charles darwin, your skills are the origin of specious

and these claims that you're slinging are wildly facetious

just like marilyn, your ass is dead by your own hand

you got the supply but there just ain't no demand

it's in your best interests to pack it up and go

'cause when sailors spy lame rhymes they cry out "land ho!"

[Spastic_Koala]

Speakin of Darwin I can see we got an ape

Tryin' to evolve, cake's outta shape

Wants to reproduce but got balls like a grape

Instead he's gotta jerk it to his beastiality tape

[cheep]

yall silly ass kids trying to come and take my title

il do you like S.I.D.S., flatline your vitals

and speaking of darwin, yall better evolve

better get some confidence, strength, and resolve

before you think to step to me

try to get the best of me

yall soft, im blowing up like im taking extacy

showin up throwin up off some quarts of OE

aint no joke when i preform like my name was BDP

call your bitch latin quarter cause i get in free

[landho]

Shit, I'm at the office and my boss be peepin'

That means I can't be caught battlin', wankin', or sleepin'

But here's a quick warning: what you sowin', you'll be reapin'

Droppin' lyrically weak shit will get you a lyrical beatin'.

[cheep]

But here's a quick warning: what you sowin', you'll be reapin'

Droppin' lyrically weak shit will get you a lyrical beatin'.

better heed your own words and step your game up

cause your shits preschool like bow wow when he first came up

you lame fuck, dont even throw my name up

if i really wanna battle youll hang your head in shame, what

[pavlova cakesworth]

Speakin of Darwin I can see we got an ape

Tryin' to evolve, cake's outta shape

Wants to reproduce but got balls like a grape

Instead he's gotta jerk it to his beastiality tape

teachin' biol to marsupials calls for something so drastic

human balls are fucking grape sized you dumb fucking spastic

there's one more similarity, and it matters a lot

it's that mine are well-seeded, and yours are, well, not

though i guess it'd be easy to get so confused

since at birth the doctor had your nuts removed

told your mama "don't resist, you know it's no use,

this spastic koala must not reproduce."

[pavlova cakesworth]

Shit, I'm at the office and my boss be peepin'

That means I can't be caught battlin', wankin', or sleepin'

But here's a quick warning: what you sowin', you'll be reapin'

Droppin' lyrically weak shit will get you a lyrical beatin'.

lyrically weak? who's the culprit? you know it! i know it!

so far it's just been landho who's dumb 'nuff to sow it

look out! it's your boss! he's a-comin' to peep!

you're fired, motherfucker, your shit is asleep

[pavlova cakesworth]

you cakes, that was a little bit ill

like a bitch with a body and a fucked up grill

not bad, i mean, its passable

while the rest in here are really just laughable

but to take the crown you gotta step your shit up

sit up, pay attention while my rhymes get bit up

and you can take a few if you need, son

hold up, i got a real ill one

"cant fuck with me cause i got mad clout

fill up a bitch belly like a guinness stout"

fillin' up bellies means you're in the wrong hole

it's a dick, motherfucker, not your toilet roll

got clout? you're a clot, can barely hear her scream!

thirty seconds' time your nut's busted and she rolls over to dial

pavlova, who's been on her mind all the while

[cheep]

fillin' up bellies means you're in the wrong hole

it's a dick, motherfucker, not your toilet roll

got clout? you're a clot, can barely hear her scream!

thirty seconds' time your nut's busted and she rolls over to dial

pavlova, who's been on her mind all the while

big dick style, could fill a belly from her ear hole

or bust up in em and watch the belly grow

and thiry seconds is long enough when she bust in fifteen

twice in twenty, pussy muscles sqeezing trying to crush the peen

now you, youre just funny, low money, sweet like honey

you fucking bitch, i could steal your hoe looking mad bummy

[pavlova cakesworth]

big dick style, could fill a belly from her ear hole

or bust up in em and watch the belly grow

and thiry seconds is long enough when she bust in fifteen

twice in twenty, pussy muscles sqeezing trying to crush the peen

now you, youre just funny, low money, sweet like honey

you fucking bitch, i could steal your hoe looking mad bummy

earholes? oh man, it's worse than i thought

cocks go inside pussies, or at least they ought

twice? man, that's nothing! and you've already gone to sleep!

i'm "fucking bitch" and they got an itch and it ain't scratched by cheep

[cheep]

earholes? oh man, it's worse than i thought

cocks go inside pussies, or at least they ought

twice? man, that's nothing! and you've already gone to sleep!

i'm "fucking bitch" and they got an itch and it ain't scratched by cheep

your girls got an itch i wont scratch

i dont wanna get burned by some dirty snatch

and cocks go wherever i want em

ears, ass, pussy, she knows you i wear a condom

[pavlova cakesworth]

your girls got an itch i wont scratch

i dont wanna get burned by some dirty snatch

and cocks go wherever i want em

ears, ass, pussy, she knows you i wear a condom

my girl's got an itch she won't let you near

i guess i let slip that you like to fuck ear

and who can blame her? man, look at the facts!

that's not what they mean when they call pussy "waxed"!

[Spastic_Koala]

teachin' biol to marsupials calls for something so drastic

human balls are fucking grape sized you dumb fucking spastic

there's one more similarity, and it matters a lot

it's that mine are well-seeded, and yours are, well, not

though i guess it'd be easy to get so confused

since at birth the doctor had your nuts removed

told your mama "don't resist, you know it's no use,

this spastic koala must not reproduce."

Grapes all you got, shit that makes me grin

Better stay out of the sun or you'll have a raisin

You're lyrically unfit, spreadin' your genes is a sin

But before you leave, please clean up. You got some cum on your chin

[Spastic_Koala]

my girl's got an itch she won't let you near

i guess i let slip that you like to fuck ear

and who can blame her? man, look at the facts!

that's not what they mean when they call pussy "waxed"!

Your girl's got an itch, that's so sad to hear

Did you give it to her by fuckin' guys in the rear?

Or don't she know you like to take it in the back

She'll be surprised to see your mouth around a nut sack

[cheep]

my girl's got an itch she won't let you near

i guess i let slip that you like to fuck ear

and who can blame her? man, look at the facts!

that's not what they mean when they call pussy "waxed"!

wouldnt know about that, i like my pussy hairy

and i talked to your girl, whats her name... gary

oh, am i making a gay joke? yeah you little fairey

you, ho, and spaz are the new curley, moe, and larry

[pavlova cakesworth]

Grapes all you got, shit that makes me grin

Better stay out of the sun or you'll have a raisin

You're lyrically unfit, spreadin' your genes is a sin

But before you leave, please clean up. You got some cum on your chin

i don't give a fuck about your balls, or whether they are

swollen up like grapefruit in that specimen jar

your shit is endangered, you're going extinct

after seeing how you rap, i think the two might just be linked

your attempts to rhapsodise, are nothing short of crimes

dunno whether to laugh or cry, this thread is crap sometimes