good excuses for missing a test/class

[mrip]

teachers say make up tests wont be accepted without written documentation of illness or personal emergency

i think it would be a good idea to stockpile some excuses to use when i need them

[samsikle]

call her at the beginning of class and say your car over heated and then exploded.

i don't like to fabricate excuses. i hate the thought of jinxing myself. like feigning illness will SOMEHOW lead to actual illness. wtf.

[broneck]

stick with a dead family member, and then just email your prof a picture from those horrible car crash sites in the "uncomfortable pics" thread.

[samsikle]

or tell her that your neck is continually getting bigger and bigger. clopekitis. then make a wiki about it and show it to her. <3

[azn8oi]

^ yep that's the one.

edit/@ clopek's message, not sam's.

but only because clopek's the only headcase in sufu.

[datasupa]

teachers say make up tests wont be accepted without written documentation of illness or personal emergency

i think it would be a good idea to stockpile some excuses to use when i need them

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=44163

[DaBestSpoona]

any chinatown doctor will give you a doctors note for 20 dollar copay

[sleazie ninja number 47]

in a smaller classroom setting, you can show up to the exam, make sure that the professor sees you there, and when its time to hand in the exams, dont submit yours/throw it out, and when she hands them back, put the blame on him/her, and be like "yo wtf, i studied 3 dayz for that exam, and you lost it?"

[showbiz00ditc]

and theres always a doc in a uni/college town that'll write one up for a price.

I used one this year cause i missed a pop test type of thing or something?

i said my house was having trouble paying our bills and the hydro got shut off the night of the test so my alarm didnt go off to wake me up.

and i just forwarded him something my landlord sent us about having to pay for a bill he got from the city (it was actually for a garbage cleanup fee)

[onemancult]

busy fucking.

[Servo2000]

busy fucking.

Is this the result of getting really turned on by not having enough time in your day?

[Akura]

Death in the family is a fail-proof excuse. No professor is going to make you show proof of a dead grandma. Just tell your prof. that you need to spend time with your family in this time of mourning.

[mis]

I mixed up my conditioner and shampoo. aybay bay

[selective beef]

i didn't go to class for 2 weeks and decided to wear a neck brace, so i won't get shit from my teacher. i think you should do that instead...

[chingon]

in a smaller classroom setting, you can show up to the exam, make sure that the professor sees you there, and when its time to hand in the exams, dont submit yours/throw it out, and when she hands them back, put the blame on him/her, and be like "yo wtf, i studied 3 dayz for that exam, and you lost it?"

A professor actually lost one of my tests once. I had an A in the class up until then, and totally bombed the test, but she just gave me a grade she "thought" i would get.

I often forget about papers until the teacher asks for us to turn them in durring class. At the end of class I say "I don't have my paper." They usually assume I forgot it, and tell me to email it to them, so I go home and write it and usually get at least an A. I try to never lie...almost always works out...

[_ironman]

for missing classes (back in high school, mostly for English) i would just use random stuff like, "i had to take a crap" or "i was busy fighting crime." but then again, my teacher was retiring so he didn't really give a shit

in university just this past term, i missed a 20% midterm because i had food poisoning. i had to get proof, cost me $10 at the doctor's. from my experience, you can almost certainly get one from the doctor without really being all that sick.

...i ended up vomitting and clogging 2 sinks, though. shit wouldn't go down the drain. why wasn't i facing a toilet? our school facilities are sensored, so it'd randomly flush and piss me off

[fndmybetterhalf]

ive used this excuse plenty of times and worked.

"hey professor blahblahblah, i may have to miss class today due to a plumbing problem that cannot be ignored...blah blah"

1. he doesnt wanna hear about your shit overflowing

2. you really cant ignore your shit overflowing

[mike lowrey]

I mixed up my conditioner and shampoo. aybay bay

for missing classes (back in high school, mostly for English) i would just use random stuff like, "i had to take a crap" or "i was busy fighting crime."

these are pretty solid

i didn't go to class for 2 weeks and decided to wear a neck brace, so i won't get shit from my teacher. i think you should do that instead...

thats nxt lvl. using walking stick(s) could work as well. or make a cast which you can easily throw on when going to talk to the teacher. or fake bullet wounds?

I use work as an excuse constantly, I've even used it at a time when I wasn't working. now that I work pretty free hours, I don't even need to feel bad for it

[insomaniac]

i have 'killed' many imaginary relatives in the past to cover my ass.

do it.

[will_i_am]

you guys have next level excuses.

"i cooked chicken for the first time on the george foreman and got food poisoning"

always works for me.

[todesengel]

I wouldn't even say a relative died, too suspicious. walk up to your teacher after class and say exactly the following:

"I'm really sorry, but I have a family emergency and I'm going to be out of town/not available on [test day]"

family emergency is the magic key. no teacher is going to ask what/where/why, just make sure they don't schedule you to take the test before you're supposed to (and also that you don't run into them on the day of the test)

[Caps Lock]

Cancer.

10chars

[will_i_am]

dick in your nose?

[Charlie Delta]

I'm from the Netherlands so saying "I had to stick my finger in the dam and thus save the country" always worked...

[superBobo]

ive used the popular "have to attend a funeral" -excuse with success before.

[Mattjay]

I'm actually sitting here with my bowl of cereal debating whether or not to skip class right now....you guys are bad influences and now I'm leaning toward the yes side of the fence...

[domdomdomdom]

I missed the first two weeks of a history class, I told my prof that I was actually going to drop the class but a friend of mine convinced me I was missing out on a good teacher/class. The prof decided to waive everything I'd missed (this probably wont help you skip an exam though)

[datasupa]

I missed the first two weeks of a history class

don't worry about missed material, history always repeats itself

[poshpol]

i got let out of work early once by tellin em i was shitting blood. funny thing is, it wasn't that far from the truth

[Mr Waffles]

^ real talk.