jayrock vs. scott pilgrim! let's settle this once and for all.

[mizanation]

vs.

[jayrock]

this should be a poll, yo

[herpsky]

they both look pretty good but the navy hoodie, for some reason, looks kinda generic

[ddohnggo]

i like jayrock's better, but the other picture might look better from a different angle.

[sybaritical]

Based on postural alignment I vote for whoever's on top.

[fndmybetterhalf]

would look the same if the first dude posed the same as jayrock. sorry, no one wins this. but form the way jayrock acted (like a little bitch), my vote goes to scott pilgrim

[Guest jmatsu]

jayrock def wins.

the other dude is wearing a navy top with navy jeans that don't match yet are close in color. either match them perfectly or go with another color all together.

the other guy's slipons are also not very interesting (infact i detest them) or fashionfoward in comparison to that of jayrocks white shoes. again, jayrock's ensemble's color coordination is superior.

overall jayrock just looks more fashionable/stylish. the other guy's shit ain't terrible, but i'd rather look like jayrock if i had to choose from the 2.

[spinmyworld]

edit: why do people even care?

[st_]

jayrock win. better colours, better shooz. difference would be negligible if guy didn't have his jeans up to his jaw.]

[Scott Pilgrim]

actually it's a charcoal grey color, the pic just makes it look navy

[Guest jmatsu]

actually it's a charcoal grey color, the pic just makes it look navy

even with some fucked up camera, it's impossible to imagine your denim to actually be a "charcoal grey color."

[mellowbonsai]

jayrock seems to have better shoes

thats the only really significant difference i see

was this thread really neccesary? the only way this can get interesting is if it turns into a FIT BATTLE

[airportlobbytx]

Jayrock loses of the affectation of pigeon toes and little kid sleeves. Over the line!

Edit: who gives a shit. I need a damn beer.

[Scott Pilgrim]

even with some fucked up camera, it's impossible to imagine your denim to actually be a "charcoal grey color."

I meant, the hoody is grey.

[Guest jmatsu]

I meant, the hoody is grey.

okay, please take a close up and show sufficient evidence.

[airportlobbytx]

okay, please take a close up and show sufficient evidence.

+ polygraph test and sworn affidafit of two witnesses.

Also: Jayrock: need affidavit of doctor attesting to pigeon-toe condition.

[mizanation]

to be fair, i thought jayrock dissing mr. pilgrim was somewhat uncalled for.

but on closer examination, here are the differences i noticed.

a) stance

notice the toes. pilgrim chooses toes out stance. jayrock chooses the pigeon toe stance. and we love pigeons here.

advantage: jayrock

posture

pilgrim has very good posture. very erect. jayrock is leaning to the side, sort of like a gangsta lean. nothing intimidates a god-fearing sufu member like a raging erection--even more than a gangsta.

advantage: jayrock

c) hood

pilgrim took a risk an went hoodless, exposing his pasty, long neck with curly juvenile hair, whilst jayrock covers his head with the hood to give an air of mystery. he could be butt ugly with a silly hair cut, but we can't tell because he covers his shit like a ninja.

advantage: jayrock

d) sleeve-length

pilgrim exposes his massive oj simpson-like hands. he could crush the skull of a 3 year-old child with one squeeze. sufu members are intimidated by this. jayrock prudently covers his hands, posed in an unthreatening formation.

advantage: jayrock

e) location

pilgrim chose a quiet rural road. if you are walking down this road and see this guy walking toward you, i think it might be a little scary. you would think he might squeeze your throat with those massive hands and drag you into the bushes for sexy time. the scene is somewhat unnatural and suspicious. jayrock on the other hand chose a dimly lit room with curious religious iconography on the walls. if i found myself on that red couch and he walked in, i would also be scared. a hooded, leaning, pigeon-toed man with wall-mounted religious iconography can turn ugly in a second.

advantage: neither

f) footwear

pilgrim's slip ons are clean. very clean. almost disposably clean. like he bought them in a 20 pack. the hem of his jeans are neatly tucked under the tongue. his black socks are exposed. jayrock's shoes are slightly dingy and nicely cascade ever-so-slightly over the edges of his shoes.

advantage: jayrock

g) why

i dunno.

[mellowbonsai]

can we just turn this thread into the WHAT B.SON SWEATER ARE YOU WEARING TODAY

it'll be a thread for me, jayrock, syc, doctorworm, cultpop, pilgrim, and others?

[jayrock]

jayrock on the other hand chose a dimly lit room with curious religious iconography on the walls.

that is a beer brewing monk!!

mmmm...

it'll be a thread for me, jayrock, syc, doctorworm, cultpop, pilgrim, and others?

don't forget chronoaug, kenthenoob, and achK

[mizanation]

that is a beer brewing monk!!

sure, jayrock. whatever you say.

it's not like we haven't hear that before.

[Scott Pilgrim]

okay, please take a close up and show sufficient evidence.

its just this color

http://activeendeavors.com/detail3.php?fldStyleSID=PAOHIDIDIMDEKDEN&imgn=aed33807_smoke_d.jpg&prodid=4959&img=d&attr=SMOKE

[sybaritical]

I am a beer drinking monk.

[Guest jmatsu]

maybe. i'll have to call in forensics.

[Raskol]

what's so great about jayrock's shoes? they're only marginally better than those slip-ons.

[Guest jmatsu]

what's so great about jayrock's shoes? they're only marginally better than those slip-ons.

i never said they were wonderful or anything, just that they look better then that other dude's slip ons.

[mizanation]

i think it's time for a fit-off.

[jayrock]

hahahaha

BUT I CAN'T TURN LEFT!

[ILLuminate]

Jayrock 's is better... although I've gotta say, both of the outfits are pretty boring

[aziz]

jayrock for sure

look at those massive handz

[wEstSidE]

DIS THRAD FUKN SUXXX

JESUS IT BAD