How To Melt an Ice Queen's heart

[naturaljax]

c'mon you know the girl. The one you really want to talk to / get to know / become friends with / date / fuck. Maybe she's a co-worker, maybe you have a class with her, maybe you just see her quite often. But MAN she's an ice queen. She won't start conversations with you unless they're related to something like work, or school like "did you do the homework?" or "could you go do a stock check on RSA2300?" I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS GIRL. What the fuck how do you thaw her icey heart, basically how the hell do you shoot the breeze with people like this.

TIPS PLZ

[ProfMonnitoff]

romance 1234567

[Guest jmatsu]

go watch that one fresh prince movie "hitch."

[Ahlvahroe]

premptive warning: i dont think you are gonna a real answer.

with that being said, just whip it out.

[mr fluffernutter]

get wit hr sister

[Guest jmatsu]

research target, come up with a plan of attack, then implement it

[thelion1856]

buy her things, open door for her and be real nice to her and whatever she asks you always say yes no matter what it is. tell her you will do anything for her and praise her beauty and everything about her daily.

[ironXcrayon]

buy her things, open door for her and be real nice to her and whatever she asks you always say yes no matter what it is. tell her you will do anything for her and praise her beauty and everything about her daily.

^

Dont be a pussy

[GiZMO]

[Leonard Leroy]

Serious answer:

Umm... Ask her if she wants to get something eat? Though ask to do something specific, not just "hang out". But since you want to talk to her because she has nice face/eyes/nose/tits/vajayjay you have to be able to resign to the potential fact that talking to her won't get anywhere or yield any fruit.

[Carl]

Make fun of her...constantly.

I have a thing for ice queens and this works without fail.

[Guest DUM]

get wit hr sister

wait, be more specific...'cause

[Guest DUM]

don't answer that, I'm running with it

[moondog]

inLOL!

however if its a co worker, i used to bring in homemade cit was cookies, i make these wicked awesome white chocolate vegan pumpkin cookies...along with this pecan chocolate coconut oatmeal thingy. Everyone bought into me and i was known as a good guy, yes corny but hey no one could say a bad word....

it was like"hey that tottaly awesome STRAIGHT dude just made wicked awsome cookies for everyone, such a proiveder i should get on that"

seriously though im a pussy and didnt do this to get girls as im still affriad...so basiclly im you...but with cookies.

[homme.homme]

wear tighter jeans.

[gfunkdocta]

if i tell u i'd have to kill u

[Leonard Leroy]

Make fun of her...constantly.

I have a thing for ice queens and this works without fail.

This actually does work rather well. Don't make it malicious, but keep it coming.

[sean_]

FUCK RSA2300

8317 can suck my cock too

[artificialsky]

wait, diamonds got with timber's sister first?

pimp move.

[Kick_bk]

'The Game' - Neil Strauss

Read it, embrace it

[diewhitegirls]

Make fun of her...constantly.

I have a thing for ice queens and this works without fail.

There is nothing but truth. This is an absolute fail-safe method. Then, the next time she talks to you, cut her off and go do something else. Play it like that a few times and then when you give her the time of day, she'll be on your shit like white on rice.

It works EVERY time.

[mr fluffernutter]

wait, diamonds got with timber's sister first?

pimp move.

uh no :confused:

im obviously aiming for her sister by going for her first

[Fabulaz]

uh no :confused:

im obviously aiming for her sister by going for her first

First dibs when shes back on the market.

[headcoat]

Women respect a man with a stern fist.

[willy cheesesteak]

alcohol...or chloroform, whichever works best for you. i prefer chloroform though.

[herpsky]

But You Got A Bitch In The Jap Land

[mellowbonsai]

There is nothing but truth. This is an absolute fail-safe method. Then, the next time she talks to you, cut her off and go do something else. Play it like that a few times and then when you give her the time of day, she'll be on your shit like white on rice.

It works EVERY time.

The Game' - Neil Strauss

Read it, embrace it

Make fun of her...constantly.

I have a thing for ice queens and this works without fail.

i can synthesize this all this advice into two words: mystery method

google it

[diewhitegirls]

i can synthesize this all this advice into two words: mystery method

google it

I saw a 60 minutes or something on that. It's pretty hilarious how rigorously people follow that shit. They're like little soldiers.

[Servo2000]

I saw a 60 minutes or something on that. It's pretty hilarious how rigorously people follow that shit. They're like little soldiers.

[djrajio]

I saw a 60 minutes or something on that. It's pretty hilarious how rigorously people follow that shit. They're like little soldiers.

Say what you will but the techniques work. Just don't do canned phrases and have your fundementals down. To natural hijinx, don't play where you work. If the girl is cold, you neg her hard but it only works if you have high social status / value. A woman needs to respect you before she can be attracted to you. I say befriend her friends and get them interested in you; a woman's biggest weakness is jealousy. Also, don't facebook or myspace or any of that bullshit. Call the girl and make plans for a date by phone.