Superfap. NSFW.

[cheep]

fuck... i like thick girls in skinny jeans. the girl im seeing now is a little thick, and about 5'2", and was wearing some grey skinny jeans and they looked great.

[cureOne]

im suprised nobody quoted the original post.

she is my girlfriend. maybee it was the angle or something. the girl wears 31/32 in most premium denim. she is actually pretty muscular and has massive titties.she has no cottage cheese. some people do have large hips/bone structure. so even if they starved themselves they would still be bigger. you all dont hold anything back. she posted her pics on another forum and not a negative word was said. any skinny girl i have messed around with is crazy anyways. im not going to not like her cause sufu thinks she should be sufu skinny. you manorexic indie whores.

WHY IS NO ONE QUOTING THIS. THIS IS GREAT. NEXT LEVEL SHIT

31/32 for a girl is THICKY THICK.

Yo i'm a MANOREXIC INDIE WHORE NIGGAAAAAA

when i see ur gurl in da klub imma be all AY BAY BAY.

[cureOne]

31/32 for a girl is THICKY THICK.

It's cool though I bet she lets you choke her and punch her in the face etc when you guys are boning

[blm14]

31/32 for a girl is THICKY THICK.

.

Unless she wears a 31/32 because she has wide hip-bones in which case she may be skinny and still wear a size 32.

[cureOne]

True but usually girls like that are also mad tall

[cuddlysheep]

i like girls who are thick,but not too thick,just not anorexic. got to have some ass and non flat boobs.im a boob person mostly

[blm14]

True but usually girls like that are also mad tall

Not always. For example, salma hayek is 5 foot 2, and has 37 inch hips and a 25 inch waist (source: IMDB - http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Fname%2Fnm0000161%2Fbio&ei=elnMRvHUJYLQedGMlM8L&usg=AFQjCNHjf5sc4wnA-gTor7RQluBkcJkHCA&sig2=37Um-Hae0iA3CtcfAfh-KQ)

I'd bet dimes to dollars that she wears a size 31 or 32 jeans, and you'd be crazy to call her fat OR tall.

[Double D]

How the hell is Salma Hayek a 36C? No fucking way is her back underneath her breasts 36 inches around. 32DD or 34D sounds a lot more accurate.

Oh, whilst we're having a forum pissing contest, my girlfriend's measurements are 32DD/26/31ish so nyer nyer nyer.

[mrpenguin354]

I could have sworn I posted this here but...

www.scanlover.com

Go gettem boys (and girls)

[kenthenoob]

Don't believe most Filipinos when they say they're part Spanish or Chinese.

but most, if not all filipinos have some spanish or chinese in them...

and by hippo nostrils did you mean flat, round noses? like.. pig noses?

[lllllllllllllll]

pig noses?

no

a pig nose is something i have

hippo nosrils are different

[insomaniac]

yeah obviously if you're heterosexual. i mean, a naked girl covered in poo is far more attractive than a naked guy covered in poo, but that doesn't make the first case very much attractive on its own, now does it.

no.

or yes. tubgirl. oh yes.

i'm a heterosexual and saying that i think fat girls in skinnies are more attractive than fat guys in skinnies. no lez.

YES.

[kenthenoob]

hippo... like hip hop artist mario?

[billy dee williams]

Don't believe most Filipinos when they say they're part Spanish or Chinese.

chinese-filipinos exist, though. the giveaway is that they dont look filipino whatsoever

[Guest DUM]

Have you guys not seen that episode of Seinfeld?

Fuck do you do with the rest of the muffins?

[dsholmes1]

OMG! I freakin love Asian women.

[kenthenoob]

are you white?

lol, just sharing something with everyone:

[sistersuzie]

someone needs to invent a muffin that is ALL TOP.....that would sell like....hotcakes....(whatever that's supposed to mean)

That already exists. Well, you can buy muffin cups made especially to make muffin tops...

But actually, you can just put a little dough at the bottom of the cup (just enough to make a top) and you'd be set.

[insomaniac]

true.....BUT..... skinny guys in skinnies > skinny girls in skinnies. yes?

whoever had the better shoes and hairstyle would win this battle.

btw, i think muffin tops are adorable. it's those chicken pot pie pie crust types that are... kind of a problem.

[wEstSidE]

That already exists. Well, you can buy muffin cups made especially to make muffin tops...

But actually, you can just put a little dough at the bottom of the cup (just enough to make a top) and you'd be set.

yeah...but i dunno i don't think they're as good. there's this place that has muffin tops they rip off of muffins n sells them 4 a bit mor its a nice treeat sumtimes def worth it.

[Guest thesnow]

whats the fucking deal, i always get stuck with tall girls with giant boobs and nice legs... i want some big ass eventually

[dicksonoffonda]

fat girls in skinny jeans

is a lot better

then fat girls in skirts

but then again

no muffintops. period.

[lllllllllllllll]

are you implying you have some normal posts.....?

most definitely

[wEstSidE]

whats the fucking deal, i always get stuck with tall girls with giant boobs and nice legs... i want some big ass eventually

damn ur life must suk...

[lil brown brother]

she a thick gurl .. so what .. she dont look fat to me .. id do her

[Guest thesnow]

damn ur life must suk...

It wouldnt be quite so bad if you hooked up your milkshake faced friend with some negro ladies

[-tevO]

she a thick gurl .. so what .. she dont look fat to me .. id do her

she doesn`t look fat to me either

[cheep]

she doesn`t look fat to me either

me either... i mean shes got some fat on her but so what? the girl im kinda with now is built about like that with smaller tits and a bit more ass, and i like it. shes thick but no rolls and not cottage cheese looking shit on her...

[will_i_am]

watchoutforthebiggirl

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anyone else have baltimore club music stuck in their head while reading this thread.

[breams]

Again, not sure if this is actually her - blame Google. If it is, then I'm not sure how old she is here - again, blame Google.