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when girls punch you.

yes, it fucking hurts.

no, it's not fucking cute.

do you see my guy friends and me punching each other as a joke? no.

next time, I'll slug you in the arm (and I hope it breaks), I too will respond with a "whattt? I can't believe that hurt!" and "I was just joking!"

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Ordo needs to do an incredible psychomeat shoop all hulked out n shit

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when you cant stop eating something delicious, then end up getting sick...then you are scarred forever from eating that delicious item.

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when you cant stop eating something delicious, then end up getting sick...then you are scarred forever from eating that delicious item.

haha I had this with calamari rings. Now I can't eat them anymore :(

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when you cant stop eating something delicious, then end up getting sick...then you are scarred forever from eating that delicious item.

has happened to me with alcohol.

captain morgan and fruit punch gatorade are forever banned from my stomach.

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rushing to a 9am class and actually arriving on time, only to realize you forgot your gym shit and have to head back home after class - the exact thing you were attempting to avoid.

sucks.

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I hate my cheapskate clients. I handle a type of benefit for companies. Spoke with one of my client this morning that's coming up for renewal March 1st, and I mentioned an expansion of my services that will make life much easier for their employees. Gonna cost the employer maybe $200 a year extra. Their response? "Nope". Fucking amazing.

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I hate my cheapskate clients. I handle a type of benefit for companies. Spoke with one of my client this morning that's coming up for renewal March 1st, and I mentioned an expansion of my services that will make life much easier for their employees. Gonna cost the employer maybe $200 a year extra. Their response? "Nope". Fucking amazing.

what you need to understand is that employees, to managers, are the enemy. we hate them and want them to die but are forced, begrudgingly, to give them benefits so that they will work for us.

Seriously though, what the fuck? Your clients suck, man. Maybe have a powerpoint presentation that's like "why you guys suck" and explain how little 200 bucks is, really.

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Barely staying warm outside + being way too fucking hot inside, all day every day.

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^Yo I kinda dig that sometimes. Depends on the girl completely though.

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what you need to understand is that employees, to managers, are the enemy. we hate them and want them to die but are forced, begrudgingly, to give them benefits so that they will work for us.

Actually, you hit the nail on the head. The client in question is a school district, and I didn't realize the true amount of animosity between administration and the teachers until I was renewing a different school district back in the fall. They fucking hate each other. I went into the meeting with administration, and they wanted to improve employee enrollment in the benefit. I said you can do A, B, and C. "we want to do B, but if we do A, we won't do B, and contract negotiations are coming up and C will make a nice bargaining tool". I left the meeting furious, and totally digusted with the public school system.

And then today's phone conversation... $200 investment (if that) to improve the benefit for your employees, increase enrollment, and save the school more money in taxes and the answer is..... "we spend enough already". I guess there's nothing I can say to change your mind.

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Girls who say dude. Never met one I didn't want to backhand in the face.

so if like a really hot chick came up to you and said "dude can I suck your dick?"

Would you drop a blood sport backhand?

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finding out lil b is pulling out of his UK tour before you even knew the dates

then finding out he was supposed to be playing a night with jacques green

shit

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assholes entering onto the freeway from the ramp, you have to SPEED UP as you merge. everyone on the freeway is going 65 and you're going 40. this isn't going to work out.

(pulling a stuntastic creeping up on creepers) this dumb bitch:

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i was waiting in a long line at the bookstore to get a redbull and the cashier was super slow, then this dumb anime bitch has her headphones on, taking hella long to pay in coins and then drops her change everywhere. you're stupid and frumpy, and you have cake frosting on your coat.

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was it snowing/raining when you were entering the ramp? i tend to go slow depending on weather conditions

and in all honesty, she looks like a dude from behind in that picture

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That picture made me think of something I have on my phone... taken in Arkansas last month.

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I strongly dislike the idea of photographing overweight people for shits and giggles.

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the last midterm i took. fuuuuu. hope i still have a chance at cal.

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Why Ssense why do you make the models pose like this nobody stands like that.

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^ Even worse is when there is no model, just pictures of the article of clothing. I want to see how it 'fits' before buying. feelme?

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Why Ssense why do you make the models pose like this nobody stands like that.

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Why ssense do you make me wait two weeks before you even process my flipping order?

Anyway,

J crew is too obvious when they rip people off.

And fuck how they keep getting rid of the men's sections at their retail locations.

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