japan :: tokyo :: general

[DaBestSpoona]

is it me, or I just dont find his partner RG aka Real Gay funny at all.

[corporategrunt]

been in japan for few days - having a blast, thanks for the advice/guides.

quick question, my friend wants to go to a strip club/titty bar that doesnt charge through the nose, fun, and has cute japanese girls...i dont think dude is asking for the more traditional japanes strip theaters (although that may be fun too)...does anyone know of a spot?

muchas gracias.

[Pandemonium]

is it me, or I just dont find his partner RG aka Real Gay funny at all.

you're not alone.

[my friend goo]

need more HG, too much crap like moody katsuyama these days

i hate that guy

so much

it makes me cringe every time he sings his retarded ass song for the 2380238th time

and you can see the variety guests sort of fake laughing

[ruach]

Torihada Minoru is the king of comedy/Japan.

[Pandemonium]

haha, he's the type of comedian i'd go on a tour with.

[naturaljax]

jmatsu & herp - haven't talked to you guys in awhile. You still flying in on the 17th herp? What's the update on the Tokyo meetup?

Guess I'll be returning Jan. 1, a week earlier than I'd hoped

[Guest jmatsu]

jmatsu & herp - haven't talked to you guys in awhile. You still flying in on the 17th herp? What's the update on the Tokyo meetup?

Guess I'll be returning Jan. 1, a week earlier than I'd hoped

i be there next month on the 20th. and again on 12/22. can you introduce me to some hot easy sluts??

[naturaljax]

alright well the meetup will have to be sometime after the 22nd and sometime before new years

I was gonna ask you the same!

All the girls I know are like 1st year college kids

[herpsky]

im flying out of here on the 15th

ill be enjoying some japanese slutz on the 16th

i will be returning home on the 1st. THE WORST SUCK.

[naturaljax]

damn herp we are flying out of JPN and possibly into JPN on the same day.

I REALLYdon't want to go back on the 1st, the suck of all suck

[Guest jmatsu]

alright well the meetup will have to be sometime after the 22nd and sometime before new years

I was gonna ask you the same!

All the girls I know are like 1st year college kids

yeah i can do that. i think that the mutual prob is that girls we know are connected to others in our immediate social circles. so what i mean is that while you or i stand a chance at sexy time, we can't do anything crazy perverted with my or your aquaintences.

i could introduce you some bitches, but other then hanging out with you/them, i wouldn't really be able to get any without suffering the social consequences.

maybe i'll just hook you up. it'll be xmas. i don't care. actualy when i think of it, shit would be funner if we all went hunting on the streets or in the clubs. every girl i know, i've already had, or would want to a serious commitment...

i can imagine us going out with a bunch of girls i know, getting buck wild then regretting it cause shit might interfere with biz relations or actual friendships.

anyway who am i kidding? it'll be sufu (SE)x-mas!!

[Guest jmatsu]

the hit it and quit it motto shall be in full effect as long as it does not interfere with my biz and my money.

i wanna bang your college girls. we can trade!!

[naturaljax]

HAHA Jesus Christ the Tokyo meet is gonna blow the rest of the meets out of the fucking water.

Let's just not go anywhere that's not gaijin friendly, 6'3'' white boys can't even come close to passing.

[Guest jmatsu]

HAHA Jesus Christ the Tokyo meet is gonna blow the rest of the meets out of the fucking water.

Let's just not go anywhere that's not gaijin friendly, 6'3'' white boys can't even come close to passing.

i'm sure there has already been unofficial or undocumented tokyo sufu meets, right

didn't sufu get started in japan?

anyway you're right. i am hoping this time will be the greatest. fuck clothes, it's about booze and hoes.

[herpsky]

it'll be sufu (SE)x-mas!!

me rikey

[Guest jmatsu]

me rikey

if you buy me drinks at the club, i'll introduce you to konnyaku.

[herpsky]

are you implying that i will be fucking a konnyaku

that's one of those jokes that gaijins wouldn't get

[herpsky]

i hope i won't be buying you the 2000-yen guiness

[Guest jmatsu]

are you implying that i will be fucking a konnyaku

that's one of those jokes that gaijins wouldn't get

do you like sea urchin? i will buy you custard pudding and soy sauce.

[Guest jmatsu]

are you implying that i will be fucking a konnyaku

that's one of those jokes that gaijins wouldn't get

only if you get konnyaku drunk enough...

[herpsky]

Drunk With My Boy Butter

Weeeeeee

[Guest jmatsu]

^nigga, you perperted.

[naturaljax]

hey guys fill me in on nihonjin-only jokes so I can crack a few or just laugh along and impress all the ladies.

you wouldn't believe all the "bikkurishita!"'s I've gotten when I've said "konyahayamada~"

[herpsky]

that gaki-no-tsukai joke?

i don't think it's popular unless you are into owarai

[naturaljax]

no idea, I heard it was from a TV show. Anytime I'm studying with nihonjins I say it and the wimmens swoon.

[herpsky]

that joke ain't funny unless you are gakinotsukai fan

the target audience is 20-30 something GUYS

[naturaljax]

well the women seem to like it!

probably just 'cause I know of it at all and I'm not from Japan.

[herpsky]

captain obvious

[naturaljax]

you're just jealous I can get Japanese wimmens by saying that lame joke.