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Got a job. What most people do after high school. Summer job due to the fact my

parent's aren't rich enough so I can have vacations. My family actually have never

been on an actual vacation in over a decade. What else? Oh how bout I went on a

date and the bitch was a tease. fuck that date. I got no kiss, no head, no nothing.

when i was dropping tat bitch out. she said i had a fun time, call me alright. im

said fuck no, closed the door and drove off from that bitch. man that was a fun

time. lets see, oh yeah cant forget going to LA waht a fun time, seeing all the

hyped up store like Supreme and Union. and being very very dissappointed.

people make things seem so great, you really got to see it to believe it. Oh yeah, i

only showered about 5 times this whole summer.

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I stayed in Rome for 3 weeks. Not long after that trip I went to the Bahamas for a couple days. After that .. I went to Amsterdam for a week, and Prague for a couple days.

More recently I stayed at a beach house for a few days. The time I was actually at home I spent most of it selling stuff online or hanging out in the city.

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Got a job. What most people do after high school. Summer job due to the fact my

parent's aren't rich enough so I can have vacations. My family actually have never

been on an actual vacation in over a decade. What else? Oh how bout I went on a

date and the bitch was a tease. fuck that date. I got no kiss, no head, no nothing.

when i was dropping tat bitch out. she said i had a fun time, call me alright. im

said fuck no, closed the door and drove off from that bitch. man that was a fun

time. lets see, oh yeah cant forget going to LA waht a fun time, seeing all the

hyped up store like Supreme and Union. and being very very dissappointed.

people make things seem so great, you really got to see it to believe it. Oh yeah, i

only showered about 5 times this whole summer.

THAT'S ARIAL, YOU BITCH

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Yes i know red....i had some sex, got drunk and did other shit, BUT FUCK WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END!!!

is over.

homework assignment:

write me a 1 paragraph report on what you did this summer. times new roman. size 12. double spaced.

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worked at a crappy job with awesome tips

went to a disco biscuits concert

picked up a pair of 19cm MIJ :P (my only big purchase of the summer)

did a shitload of E

went to martha's vineyard

started talking to my ex again, she came up to see me

quit my crappy job

partied in boston a bunch of times

tried acid, fell in love with it

binged on acid over the course of a weekend, culminating in a bad trip in boston and me impulsively hopping a bus to visit my ex

made grand plans to attend the daft punk concert in brooklyn, that completely fell apart

figured out my plan for this year, which includes traveling over winter break

went to my friend's house in quechee, vt

candy-flipped (E and acid) in the woods with my close friends

went to friend's beach house in rhode island

looking back on it... it seems like a gigantic waste and definitely screams out, "drug abuse"... but it was memorable, I had no other "real" obligations, and I learned about myself and the nature of friendship

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graduate

party

leave okinawa

land in seattle

party

shop

visit oak harbor, wa

smoke

drive down to california without license, going like 110

arrive at the east bay

get first credit/debit card

shop

throw up huge graff piece with friends out of boredom

party

almost get jumped by nortenos

see sycamore. first sufu encounter

go to hawaii

party

race cars

shop

watch huge brawl in friends front yard

watch drugged out native get taken down by cops

leave hawaii

back in eastbay

party

shop

sufu meetup

sufu meetup

visit rock the bells without tickets

get tickets from scalpers

smoke

drive down to LA

shop

party

drive back up

sufu meetup

dead broke

and other stuff.

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^^^^^ thats right, the schools start back up tom....sorry dude.

still working a shitty overnight job, so my summer was kinda weird.

watching my sister graduate college, spent lots of time in austin when i could.

spent many a night in my city watching the astros lose....

finally got a little vacation and went to port aransas (corpus cristi)

bought lots of clothes.

its still summer here for like two more months...whatcha talken about this over shit?

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Went to vegas, walked away with $$

Got a job at a candy store that makes their own fudge

Quit in three days because they gave me a key expecting me to close by myself, midnight

Within three days gained a few pounds from all the free fudge and candy given.

Lost most of it working at two locations for that one retail job.

Gained it again from all the dinners I ate out and movies I watched sitting on my arse with j

Moved from a thriving neighborhood to one so quiet I could stand on the road for a hour and not get run over.

Met some sufuers IRL

Hung out with old friends and met new friends/people over bbqs and house parties/gatherings

Celebrated lots of birthdays including mine -drunk and dazed

Volunteered at hospital with the elderly and downtown with the homeless

Learned how to ride the bart

Spent a lot of time at borders

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tl;dr version of my essay:

video of not sex here

Fuck, I was joking about this whole thing, but it's a fucking solid MLA format essay. I expect my grade promptly.

And extra credit.

-20pts for no sex

-30pts for no pictures of aforementioned sex

+30pts for video

-50pts because video is not of aforementioned sex

you get a high F.

congratulations.

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  • 5 weeks later...

drank the whole summer, literally

but before that broke up with my ex

met a bunch of fucking people i never thought i would meet

made some awesome friends

got no pussy

made out with 2 girls

was out until like 4 in the morning

went to a some good shows like comadre graf orlock and circle takes the square

got in a fight, dont know if that was summer though

and yea, basically a good summer.

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this summer i fucked some girls. i did some drugs. i drank alot of alcohol. i put fadez on my jeans. i went to NY to hang out with fashion obsessed superfags. i got some free jeans. i went skateboarding alot. i fucked some more girls. did some more drugs. spent quality time with my daughter. all in all it was a good summer.

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