Team DMZ

[madeinkorea23]

miss korea chick dont look as good as she did in those miss korea pics. i was browsing facebook earlier and she posted pics recently with her friends in LA and i was like ehh looks very typical korean a lotta make up LA girl.

massage place i wanna check it out but im worried about STD.

[madeinkorea23]

wait dizz you saw the invite on facebook for my friends b-day thing? hahaha i thikn she invited anyone who seemed to be korean

[dizzhizz]

mink, didnt you have the hookup with the hot young krn girlz, esp. that 1 chick from San Jose?

speaking of kangnam dizz, have u been to the ann demeulemeester store there? it looks pretty interesting, at least architecturally.

so how much moniez i need to have to have a good time in Seoul for say 2-3 weeks, ill stay at love hotels like dismal, idk. like 10k? more? less? there arent any casinos right? if there are i have to plan accordingly.

are condoms smaller in korea? what sort of lubes are available?

Sleazie - I haven't checked out the store yet. Will do soon but I'm sure those prices will be mad scary. Still, it looks nice!

Depending on how much fun you wanna have, it would be best to bring a LOT of fucking money. There are actually two casinos within Seoul, 7 Luck and Walker Hill - the later has really good looking chics with slutty red dresses and fish net stockings.

[dizzhizz]

yeah, the miss korea chick. i gotta go back and look for her pics.

id probably goto the massage place at least once a day, and I dont really need to eat. if the love motel has a breakfast buffet that should suffice in terms of food.

Should you visit the high end establishments (180), they will feed your ass for free, provide free cigs and give you an awesome chaji massagi. What more can you want?

You can sleep there too once you finish the deed but not with the girls.

I'll recommend a few should you want.

[madeinkorea23]

haha yeah honestly in 2 weeks i spent 1300 and minus the diors i bought i dont know what the hell i spent it on. taxi fees are a bitch though. drinks with friends cost $$$ too cause i dont always wanna be the cheap one not paying but i happen to choose wrong days to pay when the bill is always high.

[madeinkorea23]

im off to eat some samgyup sal and soju with the parents. best combo koreans created.

[dizzhizz]

massage place i wanna check it out but im worried about STD.

If your going to be a puss, you can just fork over 60 and get a HJ from the likes of dda-ddal bang.

[dismalfuture]

sleazie are you about to take the pilgrimage?

$10K for 2-3 weeks sounds like a lot, but you'll find that it's not, at least by much. I could pull through a month in Seoul on $2K when I was 18 and fresh (refer back to $7 kimchi bokkeumbap tenderoni girlz convo), but the dollar has turned shit and I got older and more jaded and monthly expenditures for the basic 'needz' (living in cheap leased digs, mind) crept up past $5K and show no signs of slowing down.

Tourist P.O.V.:

-Casinos: yes, with your American passport. Don't expect to win much in a Korean casino. Trust.

-Lodging: Love hotels, budget $100 a night. Cheaper to walk in at 10pm and announce that you'll be staying, rather than reserving ($80 vs. $120). Budget for at least a few stays at a nice place in case you decide to get your jollies on a different side of town. The Park Hyatt is in the $400 range nowadays me thinks (would help to have a Hyatt card for this one), and is not too bad inside. A bit small and generic, light wood everywhere, but the beds are good and the hallways look like some sort of post modern Shilla shidae artifact museum and there are doormen to keep riffraff out.

-Shopping in Korea: It's cheaper and far more pleasing to just make a stop in Tokyo.

-Condoms+Lube: Bring your own of both. The first time you try on a made in Asia jawn, you will be wondering what it is in the water in America that makes us so special and magnificent.

-Food: $.50~$150 per head. Korean food maxes out at like $15-20 per head, unless you're at one of those places where the additional $30 markup is just a donation, going towards bulletproofing the gangster owner's S55 or G55 that's parked in the forecourt *cough*형제갈비*cough*

-Entertainment: watching miK23 ogle tenderonis, free.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

imma def. try to make it out sometime this year.

damn, sam gyup sal sounds good right about now, with some gamjah tang...

dismal, what u only eat il-bon um-shik?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

-Entertainment: watching miK23 ogle tenderonis, free.

this in itself would be worth its weight in geum.

[dismalfuture]

I was probably eating less than models in Korea, I got to the point where it was like one of those shoddy Korean-sized cans of Diet Coke for lunch, 10 drinks, and a pack of Marlboros a day on days when I couldn't bear the thought of 볶은 mountain weeds+rice+gochujang, which was most days. Since resuming normal food I'm up 5 inches in waist size.

[dizzhizz]

^^

You were too thin. Welcome back to being normal in terms of American standards.

[dismalfuture]

I was once in a club (name of which I won't snitch) that used to be notorious for giving unlimited free drinks to foreign models (since we're talking about 16 year old girls that weigh 95 lbs, that means 2 drinks)... I was peeling an orange at the time and gave a piece to the girl next to me... she had most ecstatic look on her face and thanked me, and later confessed that she had only eaten a small meal of paper earlier in the day. I asked her 'why paper?' and she was excited to inform me that it was low in calories.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah i knew this 1 chick that was on a 1-grape-per-day diet... i hope she's still alive.

[dismalfuture]

Most toilets in Korea are revolting, but the men's rooms in dept stores and any corp. with a little money to splash around are usually ok. I have the feeling that the women's room side of things are probably the opposite as they're Korean traditional smoking rooms/self-induced vomiting areas.

I forgot to mention that a well-known (and might I say liked) member of Sufu will be joining the DMZ ranks soon... I ain't gon snitch but when the time comes you lot will be preasantry surprised.

[madeinkorea23]

damn samgyupsal was good but i think they straight up poured msg into the dwenjang jiggae cause im having bad case of Die Uh Ree Uh..anyways in order to satisfy the needs of the dmz higher ups, i shall be ggoshuing all sorts of youngins when i go to korea.

and bathroom wise, i remember some dept store when i went like 2 years ago had buttons you could press while in the shitter where it makes bird chirpin noises and shit so peeps dont here ur explosion. i forget if it was hyundai or galleria

[homi29]

this thread is fuckin entertaining

dont know why i dont peep it more

[madeinkorea23]

wow im dying. i shuld have listened to my parents when they said to cook the damn sam gyup sal fully before i ate it. i hate it when its all crunchy so i eat it kinda not when its cooked full and the consequence is one badly upset stomach.

[fndmybetterhalf]

i want some korean food

dak do-ree tang...

[madeinkorea23]

whitney, you gotta try BBQ chicken in korea. it is fried chicken thats fried in olive oil but it is seriousy godly. i cant eat kfc or anything anymore after eating that.

[whitney]

I don't think I can eat kfc after that 23 let alone that fried chicken from Korea you speak of

Esp if they make it extra spicy. *sigh*

What's the difference between their olive oil and ours? Cos I have some Korean friends that cook...

[madeinkorea23]

hahah this BBQ chicken isn't spicy its just normal fried chicken thats cooked in olive oil and its a huge hit in korea and i guess its going world wide. the BBQ franchise is coming to america i think but i honesty dont know the difference between the olive oil but all i know is the chicken is damn good and i heard they dont freeze their chicken in the freezer

[dismalfuture]

whitney did you ever go to Koko House in Berkeley on Telegraph? Their chicken was pretty legendary, but maybe second to the cocktail soju in carafes that they'd willingly serve to anyone old enough to walk...

[dryice]

why would anyone want to go to korea. that place is hell. full of koreans. though i suppose the food is good and you like the smell of raw sewage, that too.

i forgot, smokes are cheap!

anyone want to trade their american passport for my korean passport?

[Fuuma]

This threads delivers, too bad I didn't understand the finer points on this exposé concerning buying sex in Korea; you guys should fully translate your sentences instead of using this "Pass me the ku-yung-ngue" bullshit.

[madeinkorea23]

send dryice to vietnam or something. how dare someone speak like that about the motherland. even though my korean passport has a little reminder stamp in it that tells me i have to go to army before i turn 36 or some shit, i still guard that shit like its gold.

[dunkin deeznuts]

This threads delivers, too bad I didn't understand the finer points on this exposé concerning buying sex in Korea; you guys should fully translate your sentences instead of using this "Pass me the ku-yung-ngue" bullshit.

agreed

i've grown to appreciate my korean-american brothers and more so the korean sistas from hanging out in koreatown NYC so much lately..but i can't understand you when you start popping korean........"i don't understand the the words that are coming out of your mouuuthhhh"

and Fuuma is DMZ? is that old or is he the new member someone was referring to?

[dismalfuture]

why would anyone want to go to korea. that place is hell. full of koreans.

I agree

i forgot, smokes are cheap!

I agree

Dunkin, Fuuma is original DMZ.

Fuuma, we haven't really gotten to the juicy stuff yet, you will know it when it happens because dizz will be shutting this thread down.

[madeinkorea23]

oh shit whats dizz got in store?

ciggs are so damn expensive in america. 2500won for a pack of ciggs in korea. just doesn't get any better. the selection is extensive too.

[dunkin deeznuts]

Dunkin, Fuuma is original DMZ.

Fuuma, we haven't really gotten to the juicy stuff yet, you will know it when it happens because dizz will be shutting this thread down.

my humblest apologies to Fuuma and the DMZ