Lindsay Lohan makes trashy look so good.

[Ahlvahroe]

Hilary Duff FTW!!!!!

hilary duff kinda looks like jenna jameson, not a bad thing. i know im not the only one who thinks this.

[thelion1856]

what did he say? that vid was pretty funny tho

Lindsay's body guard on a typical day with Lohan from newsoftheworld.co.uk .....

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," says Lee, 48.

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her.

"He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.

"He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down.

"I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."

"One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad.

"But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

"I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I'd had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car."

"She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills," says Lee. "I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

"I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl." When she wasn't snogging them she was just as likely to attack them.

One night, paranoid Lindsay went for blonde actress Jessica Simpson in a club. Lee says: "Jessica was sat with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks.

"She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her."

As Lindsay spiralled more and more out of control she started to self-harm, cutting her wrists with a knife.

"One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them," says Lee.

"She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

"She told me, ‘I don't belong on this planet any more'. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

"I'd never even heard of her when I was asked to do the job. She was only 18 but guarding her was a nightmare and the stress it put me under was unbearable.

"I would pray every night she wouldn't kill herself on my watch.

"I desperately hope she stops doing drugs but I fear that will only happen when either she kills someone else with her reckless ways — or kills herself."

[goldengloves]

lion- Where was that body guard thing from?

[thelion1856]

newsoftheworld.co.uk

[goldengloves]

Damn, it's some crazy shit for sure. If she doesn't spend time (whether that be rehab or jail), then something is wrong here!

I wouldn't mind witnessing her mackin' some other chick though. That's okay by me.

[Guest]

I bet she's a good fuck, like crazy .. as long as you're giving her some drugs or something ...

[sohoADDICT]

and some alba-esque DSL and she's be decent. alba is still the hottest woman alive

biel > alba. i think... i switch my opinion between the two as to whos hotter lol.

hottest woman alive though goes to vida guerra

[BenHoang]

biel > alba. i think... i switch my opinion between the two as to whos hotter lol.

hottest woman alive though goes to vida guerra

i am so on the Jessica Biel train. her in the Chuck and Larry movie put her on my top 10 list.

[mspark]

Cosign for Biel. The underwear scene in Chuck and Larry. Baby got ass.

[goldengloves]

Just saw that movie this weekend and I have to agree. Her body is first class. A++ would see again.

[Darkadious]

biel > alba. i think... i switch my opinion between the two as to whos hotter lol.

hottest woman alive though goes to vida guerra

you've got to be fucking joking.

[DJ2xTech]

Yay or nay?

[Bona Drag]

i ain't seen it, so i can't say

did we ever get a definitve ruling on lindsay's tatas? i assumed they were real b/c they got smaller when she got skinny, but then i heard that she just got the fakies removed

it's not a big deal either way (silicone is def not a deal-breaker), but i'm curious

[Fabulaz]

Li-Lo Nude Photoshoot for NY mag.

[homi29]

who cares they all have herpes?

[will_i_am]

edit: i can die happy now.

[poshpol]

She's fucking hot in her movie I Know Who Killed Me.

unrelated, how much blow do u think these chicks go through in a night ?

[percy]

i would finger her

[jayrock]

that bitch look nasty with blonde hair

that said, I'd still break bricks on that ass

[chantheman]

just saw these pics elsewhere. beat me too it fabz. good shit either way.

[Mr Waffles]

asshole lick clickety trick

elBUpxXIAGw

i would lick her asshole

10 characters.

this is indecent as fuck. I bet you like tranny sex too...

:confused: :confused: :eek:

i would too.

^^did you lick her asshole??

^^ did he lick her asshole?

did his parents brother give him a rimjob in the school's autoglass shop, before throwing her drunkenly into the basement?

^^^

Do you lick their assholes?

we still doing this old thread bumping shit?

[whitney]

[sybaritical]

I half understood what the fuss was about once I saw these .

[icandunkonu]

this post warms my heart

[Akura]

Too bad shes on that vagina tip right now. She needs to go back to ridin!

[M.O.A]

i thought she already switched back after that one girl dumped her

goddamn bitches is stoops

[chantheman]

why hello there

[jmsynr]

And look up the Lindsay Lohan SNL Harry Potter skit. It's awesome

[chantheman]

[chantheman]