Lindsay Lohan makes trashy look so good.

[Roland]

Can't wait to hit skid row when shes a crack whore.

Whatever happens, she can always DJ ......

[Guest kertez04]

NOOOO! Lohan can't go to jail, shes about two bottles and a 8ball away from a ledgendary sex tape

[onemancult]

I have never, and I mean never, participated in all the Lohan praise around these parts, but damnnit if that mug shot on the cover of my Metro this morning didn't turn me on Just a teensy bit. Even (or perhaps especially because of) my coffee spilling all over it.

swear i saw some dude beating off to a stack of Metros on the W train.

[mr fluffernutter]

i liked Jessica Alba in Idle Hands

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

swear i saw some dude beating off to a stack of Metros on the W train.

I ride the R to the G, but it's good to know I wasn't the only one "spilling my coffee"...

[thelion1856]

Lindsay's body guard on a typical day with Lohan from newsoftheworld.co.uk .....

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," says Lee, 48.

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her.

"He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.

"He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down.

"I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."

"One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad.

"But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

"I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I'd had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car."

"She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills," says Lee. "I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

"I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl." When she wasn't snogging them she was just as likely to attack them.

One night, paranoid Lindsay went for blonde actress Jessica Simpson in a club. Lee says: "Jessica was sat with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks.

"She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her."

As Lindsay spiralled more and more out of control she started to self-harm, cutting her wrists with a knife.

"One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them," says Lee.

"She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

"She told me, ‘I don't belong on this planet any more'. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

"I'd never even heard of her when I was asked to do the job. She was only 18 but guarding her was a nightmare and the stress it put me under was unbearable.

"I would pray every night she wouldn't kill herself on my watch.

"I desperately hope she stops doing drugs but I fear that will only happen when either she kills someone else with her reckless ways — or kills herself."

[Corbin Law]

i dont even see why she drives herself around in the first place

she just gets cought

shes rich enough ot have someone driver her around.

[Analog]

If she made a sextape, I'd borrow it from the internet.

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[Mr Waffles]

parent trap?? wtf...thats like saying I like jessica alba in Flipper or Natalie Portman in The professional

Mean Girls was her prime......

Id not only lick her ass hole, but ill eat a trail of shit just to get into that ass.

I wouldnt even have to think twice before licking her asshole. im also pretty sure she would let me rail coke off of her nakedness.

[Tarmac]

this bitch looked totally meth-mouthed in that mug shot. sweet

[Analog]

I wouldnt even have to think twice before licking her asshole.

What's so great about her asshole? I haven't seen it yet. Link?

.

[ron2331]

u think the sex myth applies to her. i read on here red heads have stank crotches. ill scuba dive in them titties though (old ones)

[Ahlvahroe]

oh well lets take this moment to remember how much better she used to be.

[thelion1856]

and to think of what her ex-bodyguard said about her watching that video. damn i wish i was a part of her entourage.

[Mr Waffles]

mixing harry potter and cleavage is probably the greatest thing ever

[BenHoang]

mixing harry potter and cleavage is probably the greatest thing ever

i agree. that was one of my favorite snl skits from the past 3-4 years. besides the "dick in a box" with Justin Timberlake.

[dizzle]

and to think of what her ex-bodyguard said about her watching that video. damn i wish i was a part of her entourage.

what did he say? that vid was pretty funny tho

[Guest]

These pics kinda go back in time ...

So for one thing, I would still bang the shit out of her on most days, and on her off days she kinda looks like this one girl I know who is sortof annoying and a little fat but has huge tits and is cool to be around for the sole reason of looking at her tits ...

[dizzle]

These pics kinda go back in time ...

damn, i like that bitch on the left

[Fabulaz]

Those tits are gonna be level with her nasty crotch by the time she's 40.

[realmyth83]

haha, is there gonna be a " paris hilton makes trashy look so good" thread? or is there already one ?

nice pics guys. keep going. will rep you later.

[BenHoang]

These pics kinda go back in time ...

So for one thing, I would still bang the shit out of her on most days, and on her off days she kinda looks like this one girl I know who is sortof annoying and a little fat but has huge tits and is cool to be around for the sole reason of looking at her tits ...

what happened to all of her freckles?

[DJ2xTech]

belongs in the worst denim ever thread.

nice tits though.

[reka5matik]

Hilary Duff FTW!!!!!

[fndmybetterhalf]

Jessica Biel > all

[mr fluffernutter]

Lindsay Lohan makes me want to cut off my dick.

???????

[Fabulaz]

Hilary Duff FTW!!!!!

She needs to grow some Alba-esque racks.

[dizzle]

I used to think Hilary Duff was ugly but now that a few years have gone by, she is looking much much better.

[poly800rock]

She needs to grow some Alba-esque racks.

and some alba-esque DSL and she's be decent. alba is still the hottest woman alive

[will_i_am]

duff's body is a square.

she's no where near alba or lohan.